Craze cutie - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by Heartthrob

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Come on and join the craze with the Craze Cutie. She's just waiting to pleasure you with her intense vibrations and adorable light show. Light up the night with pleasure!
Lights up, lots of functions, spine tingling pleasure.
Cap does not always connect with batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Craze Cutie is the sweetest little vibrator you'll find with an adorable, sparkling personality. Used for either clit or vaginal stimuli this little girl is sure to please. While she's pleasing you she'll put on a light show for your senses. With her shallow penetration limit, she's perfect for beginners but be forewarned, this girl is girthy. If you enjoy that full feeling without all the length, you'll love the Cutie. Although this girl loves the water, her battery compartment does not and her seal isn't as water tight as it should be. Do not use her in the water. What's more, she's small so she's completely travel friendly. Just remember to take out the batteries so you don't have a vibrating bag on the plane! Additionally, her light up ability is strong enough for use as a flashlight (in a pinch). Just don't take her out in public!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Cutie is made from plastic and TPR. Her base is hard, smooth, orange, plastic, with a silver, plastic, ring around the middle. Her shaft is a soft, peach, TPR which is quite squishy and bendable but with an inner core for strength and hardness. She does have seams however they cannot be felt during play. Just make sure to use your fingers to wash the seams after play as they could be a location that could harbor bacteria. She is a lint magnet so you won't want to store her in a sock drawer.

She has a light odor which smells like a new appliance. Nothing really off putting. Her taste is sweet and her texture is velvety on the tongue.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

Cutie has a round little head which quickly becomes a girthy, bulbous shaft. Her head works great for pinpointed clit stimulation. Her girth may take a little while to get used to but once in, it sends shivers down the spine.

In all, Cutie is 6 inches long with 3 1/2 of those inches being insertable length. Her circumference is 5 1/2 inches. She's not the smallest girl on the block.

Cutie does not look like your standard vibrator. If out in plain sight, she might go unnoticed by people who really aren't paying attention but I wouldn't bet on it. It's better to keep her hidden unless you want to playfully convince someone that there are new versions of flashlights out there that come disguised as vibrators.
    • Beginner
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Cutie has 7 functions. Simply push her dedicated on/off button to get her to light up both at the head and the shaft. A push of her function button will start a low level vibration where the light stays steady. The second function is a fast pulsation with blinking lights. The third is an even faster pulsation with blinking lights. The fourth is long pulsations followed by fast with blinking lights. The fifth is steady vibrations in varying intensities with a steady light. The sixth is intermittent pulsation with blinking lights. The seventh is pulsation followed by steady vibration with blinking and steady lights. Push the function button again to get a steady light without vibration. Then turn off.

Vibrations are centered in the head and carry throughout the toy well. My only worry about this toy is that its light function could cause epileptics to go into a seizure. The light is bright and the flashing fast.

The Cutie is about as quiet as a cell phone and cannot be heard through a closed door but can be heard from underneath the covers.

Do not use the Cutie in the water. She has a battery connection issue which means that you may have to adjust the cap to get her to vibrate. This means that the water tight seal might not be engaged during play.
    • Discreet sound
    • Long lasting power
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

Wash Cutie before and after each use with soap and water and dry with a lint free towel. If sharing, cover with a condom. Use only water and silicone based lubes with her, never oil. Finally, store her in a toy chest or drawer.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Cutie comes in a bright,clear, plastic box with colorful confetti printed all around. She looks like the star present of a birthday party! The back of the box gives you info about her soft, hypoallergenic material, controls, functions, and luminous capabilities. I would recommend storing her in her original package as it will protect her from interactions between other toys and keep her lint free. The box is also perfect for gift wrapping.
    • Good for storage


This girl really took me over the top! Her strong vibrations teased my clit and then sent waves of stimulation through my vagina. Although she's small, she gets the job done better than most other vibes. She's just electric!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Ryuson
    Thanks for the review! There need to be more light up toys!
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    Thanks everyone and I agree, we need more light up toys! They just make everything better.
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