Craze cutie - discreet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Chefbriapink

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I'm Not So Crazy About the Craze Cutie!

This toy is fantastic for those of you who enjoy a tease. For those who desire a more powerful toy, this is certainly not for you. If you like vibrations that are not very strong and are diffused, this may be for you. I did not like this vibrator. It did not pack the punch I needed it to. Also, the light up feature is really cute!
Lights up
Where's the power?
Just a tease
No pinpoint vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Craze Cutie is meant to stimulate externally. Personally, I do not think it does it's job with regard to that use. It could also be used to stimulate other erogenous zones, and I think this is best for those who are looking for an alternative use for this vibrator. Using it on the neck, nipples, between thighs, etc. can be quite pleasurable. Anal sex is definitely not recommended, as it does not have a flared base for insertion. It is waterproof, so it can be used in the shower or bath. I also like the nifty flashlight on the massager. It can come in handy! The massager is very bulky though, which may cause it to slip or drop.

The Craze Cutie is great for beginners. It is not intimidating at all and it literally explains itself. While many use it for masturbatory purposes, I use it to stimulate my erogenous zones during sex. I love the different colors that are offered. With the option of either blue, purple, or orange, you have an array of colors to choose from. The TPR does have quite a bit of drag to it, so lube is recommended.

I also have to say that the light show is both a blessing and a curse. Sometimes it is intriguing, and other times it is annoying. It just gets a little old.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The Craze Cutie is comprised of a phthalates-free ABS plastic and TPR (feels like silicone to me.) It has a slight odor (but not enough to be noticeable). The base of the toy is derived from phthalates-free ABS plastic, while the tip is comprised of TPR, making it semi-flexible. The entire massager is smooth with very little texture, with the exception of the seams along the side of the toy. The part that has the TPR picks up a lot of debris. Make sure you rinse it off before using.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Cutie has a sexy, almost hourglass, shape. It kind of reminds me of a bowling pin.

Craze Cutie's length in its entirety: 5.5"
The longer end of the two: 4.5" long with 5.75" circumference
The shorter end: 1.5" long with 4" circumference
Insertable length: 3.5"
Diameter: 1.75"
Width: 1.25"
Weight: 3.5 oz.
Powered by: AAA

The toy is great for travel. Just take out the batteries to avoid an embarrassing moment. I would also suggest this toy for beginners because it is really easy to use. It is also easy to hide; not that you'd want to hide this cutie.
    • Beginner
    • Futuristic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The toy is operated by two buttons, that are risen by default at the base, making it easy to operate without seeing it. The first button is solely for powering the toy on and off, which is great if you need to rush to turn it off. The second button is to change the different vibration cycles. You can hear this toy through a closed door, so take that into account.

Cycle One: the light is on but there aren't any vibrations
Cycle Two: low, consistent vibrations, the lights flash to the pulsing
Cycle Three: fast pulsating vibrations
Cycle Four: fast pulsation, a constant speed and a faster constant speed (greater pause between pulses)
Cycle Five: a slow pulse, fast pulse (slight increase in pulsation)
Cycle Six: Many cycles within this one that include - a fast constant speed, medium constant speed, lower constant speed, then back to medium, and then up to high. It is almost like an increasing and then decreasing graph of sorts. It resembles a flutter, almost.
Cycle Seven: a constant speed
Cycle Eight: a pulsation and then a constant speed (repeating)
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

This massager is very easy to clean. When it is time to clean, I just get a damp cloth and apply either toy cleaner or a mild antibacterial soap. The Craze Cutie is compatible with both silicone and water based lubricants. As far as storage goes, zip-lock bags or drawstring bags work just fine. I keep mine in a zoomi bag.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Cutie was packaged in a see-thru plastic box that could be used for storage, but it is too bulky in my eyes. I just store mine in a zoomi bag. Inside the box, there is a little pamphlet that contains general information, but I did not find it very useful. The packaging doesn't entirely give up the fact that it is a sex toy, but it does say that it is a massager on the front. Not only that, but it lists the manufacturer name, California Exotics Novelties.
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative

Personal comments

The broad tip of this vibrator really made a difference concerning the quality of vibrations. I was very disappointed with the power emitted by this vibe. I needed more!
I thought you might also like to know that the vibe has two small lines at the base. One line is on the end that holds the battery compartment, and the other line is on the other part of the toy. These two lines must meet for the toy to operate.
Follow-up commentary
I use this vibrator to tease. If you use two vibrators (a bullet for the clitoris and the craze cutie for minor vaginal insertion) the feeling is phenomenal. Since I've used it this way, I actually like to use the vibe more. Maybe the same will go for you guys! I wouldn't get it again, but I like it more and I've made do with what I have.
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  • XxXxX
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  • wetone123
    A nifty vibrating flashlight! Sorry this one was a tease. Great review and video Thanks for all the info!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! I think I'll pass on this one.
  • Chefbriapink
    Thanks guys soo much!
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