Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by xkidviciousv

Living up to its blissful name...

Thank goodness for that friend who talked me into trying vibrators in college. Also, thank goodness for that Babeland NYC sales associate who recommended the Blueberry Bliss to me on that cold, lonely day six years ago. Because I had such a great experience with the first toy I used, I'm now an avid collector of all things sex. Heck, I'm even writing toy reviews!
minimal noise; waterproof
short battery life; not aesthetically pleasing
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I bought the Blueberry Bliss vibrator several years ago when I first started college. I had never used a vibrator before, but a new college friend of mine was very much into toys and talked me into venturing to the ever sophisticated Babeland in Manhattan to get my very first vibe. I had a fairly good handle on what I was looking for that day in Babeland, but I was still a bit hesitant about the entire idea.

I had used my hands and fingers up until that point in my life and thought to myself, "Hey! I've done pretty good for myself thus far; why spend the extra cash on something that may be rendered unnecessary"? But, I'm extremely open to new things, so I took a long, long look around the shop, and really thought about what I wanted to get out of this experience.

At this point, I was living in the freshman dorms in a suite with 5 other girls, so the noise level of my new vibe had to be almost non-existent. Well, let me tell ya, this little guy lived up to my noise standards! The Bliss makes minimal noise, and made it super easy to use in my dorm at night without waking up my roommate who consistently had 8:30 AM classes. Oops!

The design of the Bliss leaves little to the imagination; the blue is such a pretty color, but the plastic case is almost translucent, and the user can see the batteries inside working their magic. If you're eyeing this guy for the price and the basic function of a vibrator, I'd say it's right up your alley. But, if you're into toys for more aesthetic purposes, I'd say you may want to keep looking.

I do have to say, though, the best perk of the Bliss is the fact that it is fucking waterproof! AWESOME! This was my best friend everyday in college, mainly because I could keep it in my shower caddy and not ever feel bad for using it in the shower. Sure, I held up some of the other girls on my floor in the dorms, but they could never hear what I was doing because this baby's so silent. I mostly just said I'm very thorough when it comes to shaving. But, seriously... you can bring this anywhere water may be a possible factor, and I can assure you it will only increase how much fun you have. I've yet to try the Bliss in the ocean, so let me know how that goes, please!

I'd say the huge pros of this vibrator have, and always will be, the minimal noise it makes, and it's slim, waterproof design that allows me to travel with it to both dry (and wet) places! No pun intended. My one concern with the Bliss is that it devoured batteries constantly. It may have just been me, but I'm curious if any other users have found it's battery life to be less than spectacular?

Overall, if you're looking for an almost silent, travel friendly intro vibrator, the Blueberry Bliss glider is your new best friend. It packs a good punch for its price and I don't think you'll be disappointed!
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My Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
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  • P'Gell
    Thank you for the review.

    What did you think of the shape and size of the Bliss? Lube compatibilities? Power?

    Just stuff to think about. Keep on writing.
  • sbon
    Thanks for the review
  • Vaccinium
    My experience with it is that it does well with the battery life. Perhaps it is simply the difference in to what we are comparing it.
  • xkidviciousv
    Good point Vaccineum! Thanks for the input : )
  • Jenny Smith
    Thanks for the great review
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