Neon luv touch lipstick vibe - discreet massager by Pipedream - review by Allison.Wilder

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Neon isn't my color.

While this is a really cute toy, it's really boring. It has no patterns or pulsations, just a steady vibration that can be turned up or down with the dial base. If you're looking for a whimsical toy for a little fun, I'd say go ahead and get this one, but if you are looking for a toy to use regularly, I'd suggest taking a pass on this one.
Cute; Price; Discreet; Colors
No Variety; High-Maintenance; Boring
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Neon Luv Touch Lipstick Vibe is intended for clitoral stimulation. It's too small for vaginal penetration and it doesn't have a flared base so it's not safe for anal penetration. It feels nice when pressed against the neck, chest, breasts, nipples and other areas. This is best for females of any experience level that like discreet, whimsical toys.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Neon Luv Touch Lipstick Vibe is made of neon orange SoftTouch material and rigid plastic. SoftTouch is thermal plastic elastomer which is a mixture of PVC and silicone and is extremely porous. SoftTouch material is a 1 out of 10 on Eden's Material Safety Scale. Plastic is non-porous and is rated as an 8 out of 10 on Eden's Material Safety Scale. The SoftTouch material only makes up the tip of the lipstick and everything else is plastic.

There are slight ridges that give this vibe a little texture, otherwise it's completely smooth. It's soft and velvety to the touch. The lipstick tip is sticky and collects lint easily.

There is no scent to this toy, even when held directly under the nose. There is also no taste whatsoever.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Neon Luv Touch Lipstick Vibe is a neon orange lipstick shaped vibrator. It has a dial base, a cap that comes completely off like a real lipstick and a realistic looking lipstick applicator tip. Because it actually looks like a real lipstick at first glance, it makes this toy discreet and suitable for travel. It could be easily tucked away just about anywhere.

With the cap on, this vibe stands 3 1/2 inches tall, 1/2 an inch in diameter and 2 1/2 inches in circumference. It's definitely a small toy.

    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Neon Luv Touch Lipstick Vibe is controlled by a dial base and four watch batteries that come loaded into the vibrator. There is only one pattern setting, which is steady vibration. The dial base starts the vibrations out at a decent medium speed and when turned to the right gets gradually faster. Turn it back to the left to slow it down or turn it off. The base is convenient, easy to use and not easily bumped while playing.

This toy is very quiet and discreet. It can be heard through blankets, but not through closed doors. It sounds like a cell phone set to vibrate.

It's also waterproof and holds up well when taken in the shower. No water got inside and it still works just as well.

    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Because this toy is a mixture of plastic and SoftTouch material, it makes care a little difficult. While plastic is easy to clean with anti-bacterial soap, SoftTouch is a little high-maintenance. This vibe will have to be cleaned before each use and after using, clean it and then dust it lightly with cornstarch. (TALC has been linked to cervical cancer, so steer clear of that.) After it's been thoroughly cleaned, dried and dusted, store it in a plastic baggie to prevent it from absorbing dyes from other surfaces.

SoftTouch is compatible only with water-based lubricants while plastic is compatible with water, oil and silicone-based lubricants. To be on the safe side, use only water-based lubricant and there should be no problems whatsoever.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


This came in a small, clear plastic package that states exactly what is inside and tells a little bit about the product on the back. There were no instructions for use or care included. The box is too small to be used as a storage or gift box, so I wouldn't recommend it.

    • Minimal
    • Not discreet


While this is a really cute toy, it's not the greatest. I like my toys with variety and patterns and bells and whistles and all that good stuff. It does what it's supposed to, it vibrates well and it's strong, but really boring. This might be best suited for a gag gift because it's really not a toy that I see getting a lot of use in most households.
Follow-up commentary
I stand by my original review. I still have this toy, but it doesn't get used. It's just not practical when I have an arsenal of amazing vibrators, discreet and otherwise, to choose from.
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  • hillys
    Great review!
  • K101
    Great review darling! I loved reading this. I bought the pink vibe like this over a year ago and really liked it. That's surprising because I never really enjoy little toys like this, but I thought it was fun. I agree, not enough variety in speeds. Mine ended up stopping after a few minutes of use and I'd have to let it cool off. I didn't use mine much except for fun car rides. I love the colors this comes in though!
  • Zombirella
    It is cute though and I love all the colors but wouldn't buy one. I'd grab it if it was a free gift though! I have a lipstick vibe, I knew it wasn't going to be powerful but I dunno, I guess I just HAD to have one of these girly vibes
    You did a great review on this!
  • ksparkles16
    Great review!
  • CuddleWhore
    Thanks! Good review!
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  • Beneath The Bed
    Great review and pictures. Thanks!
  • Allison.Wilder
    Thanks for reading!
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