Neon luv touch lipstick vibe - discreet massager by Pipedream - review by PeaceToTheMiddleEast

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Neon Lipstick Of Luv!

Cute and compact with a kick to it. Have you ever wanted a vibe that was discreet and that you were able to take anywhere with you? Well you have come to the right place. This vibe will have anyone fooled by just one look at it.
Discreet, Great price, Cute vibrant colors
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Neon luv touch lipstick vibe is such a small discreet vibe. I want to say thank you to (Badass) for gifting me the Neon Green one. I am very happy she chose this vibe. You could take this vibe anywhere with you, just toss it in your purse and head out the door. My mom happened to be at my house when I got it and she had thought it was truly lipstick. I had to explain to her no mom it is a vibrator. She thought it was cute. This vibe is good for clitoral and sensory play and would be perfect for couples to play around with.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Neon luv vibe did not have any smell to it when I took it out the package. Now this vibe says it has two materials to it, one is Plastic and the other is SoftTouch. Now Plastic is non-poruous and phthalate-free with firm and smooth textures. This would be for the outside case. SoftTouch is supposed to mimic real skin making it able to be flexible. This is the tip of the vibrator that you use on your clit. SoftTouch is extremely porous making it hard to clean and easy for dirt to build up.

The plastic is rated a 8 out of 10 on the safety scale, while the SoftTouch is rated a 1 out of 10. This vibe is Food-grade material / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Phthalates free. The texture on this would be great for beginners and advanced users alike.
    • No odor
    • Porous
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Neon luv lipstick vibe is just that it is a vibe that looks like a tube of lipstick. I have the Neon green one. It comes with a top that comes off. I love the discreetness of this vibe.

The vibe is merely a 3 1/2" in Length, It can be inserted up to 1 1/2", has a circumference of 2 1/2" and 3'4 in diameter. So with all those measurements privacy is nothing to fear with this bad boy. Put it in your purse or your makeup bag no one would know the difference unless they were too open it.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibe has a Multispeed function it is accessible by a Dial-base at the bottom of the lipstick tube. It is easy to turn the dial base when needed. This vibe is also water-proof so bring it in the shower, the tub or even a Jacuzzi and have some fun with it. It is run by 4 1.5V-1 / LR44-3 which are included inside the vibe when it comes. This toy could be heard through a closed door if ears were up against it. But from a distance it would not be heard.
    • Long lasting power
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This should be cleaned with soap and water. If you are going to share make sure to use a condom. Remember the SoftTouch is more porous. Also make sure to clean before and after use. So far I don't know if it collects lint because I have put it back in the case after I used it and it also has a cap to protect it. I store this right in my toy box with the rest of my toys.

This should only be used with water based lubes.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean


I used this the other day for a member and boy I am glad I decided to give it a try. I was actually able to get off twice with another member as well with this vibe. Usually it is once and I am done. The vibrations on this are wonderful I had it at a medium speed and that was just enough to make me explode. I can also say both my members enjoyed themselves as well too.
Follow-up commentary
This vibe comes in handy. I find myself grabbing this one more when I am with a member. It is so quiet and discreet it is wonderful. I still want to get more colors of this vibe. They are so pretty.
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  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review. I love the color choices.
  • wetone123
    Nice review! I like gadgets like this that look like something they're not! Glad you are enjoying it!
  • unfulfilled
    Thanks for sharing. That's an awesome range of colors instead of boring colors. I've only tried one "lipstick" vibe, I may have to give this a shot.
  • Badass
    Thank you for the review. This lipstick... looks oddly familiar... wonder why...
  • CindyH
    cute i like it thanks for review
  • Beck
    The green one is just adorable! Thanks for the review.
  • Lano4ka
    Great review! The colors are amazing
  • Kush
    Great review! I like the green and blue one
  • iLashe
    cool ty for the review
  • Allison.Wilder
    How interesting!
  • bratofthekitties
    Thanks for the review! this looks really cool
  • sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!
  • ohhhlala!
    Thanks for the wonderful review!
  • lovekink
    Great Review! Thanks!
  • Mrs.Intensity
    GREAT review! Haha, the color of this looks so much fun! I am a fan of quiet toys too. Sometimes many of the smaller vibrators are not! I am glad you still like it!
  • DollySays
    thanks for the review.
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