Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Mwar

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The Blueberry glider bliss is a pretty good toy for its value. However, with its dimensions and value, this one is really more geared toward beginners. More advanced users will be bored with this one, so they should look elsewhere.
Only beginners
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


King me! Oh wait, that's checkers. What do they say for chess? Cause this is one sexy Bishop! The Blueberry glider bliss is a traditional vibrator designed with vaginal insertion in mind. It is smooth, made of higher rated materials, and has a shape that keeps things interesting. It's easy to use and waterproof to boot. This simple, yet efficient toy has its uses. The Blueberry glider bliss is not recommended for anal play because it lacks a flared base (and no one wants an embarrassing trip to the emergency room! These stories are more common than you think...)

This toy is a pretty solid choice for beginners, but probably nothing amazing for more experienced users: it is a good price (or free, if you got it then), has easy controls, not too large or intimidating, and BLUE! Well, being blue doesn't have much to do with it being for beginners, it just makes the toy more awesome...

Either way, the Blueberry glider bliss is great for those who travel, live with others, like using toys in the shower, and prefer simple, non-realistic toys. It is great for masturbation, being used in conjunction with other toys such as clitoral vibes, teasing, or foreplay. The Blueberry glider bliss is so-so to okay for being a clitoral vibe, as the rounded tip can make it difficult to place it where you want it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Blueberry glider bliss is made of plastic. It is a great medium blue color. I don't think it's exactly a blueberry color (which would be darker with indigo/purple undertones, but I digress). It is also transparent, so you can see where the motor is located and the part on top that whirls and vibrates.

The plastic of the Blueberry glider bliss is smooth and uniform. The texture comes from the shape of the toy. It looks very much like the bishop piece in chess (those diagonal guys always kill me in chess). In this way, it has a small, round tip that flares down slightly, then pinches in, makes another bulge, then slenders down along the neck. If that doesn't make too much sense (it's hard to describe) here's a picture of it.

While there is a shape to the Blueberry glider bliss, it's still beginner friendly since it's not very large. The shape allows teasing near the vaginal entrance, where most the nerves are located in the vagina. The shape also allows you to grip on it with your vaginal muscles for even more sensation. This toy is firm and will not bend or yield during use.

There is no overt odor or taste to the Blueberry glider bliss.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

As stated, I love the bishop shape of the Blueberry glider bliss. It might even be a great gift for a lady who like chess. Other than the shape, the vibe is pretty traditional in dimensions and function. The Blueberry glider bliss has a total length at a little over 6 inches with an insertable length at a little over 5. This toy is slender with a circumference of about 3 inches at its widest point. This measurement is thinner than a good amount of vaginal weight systems.

The size is very beginner friendly. It is not grithy, intimidating, or long. It is smooth and easy to thrust with. More advanced users won't find anything novel or amazing about this toy. It doesn't do anything novel or extraordinary.

The Blueberry glider bliss is the size of an average vibe. It is not difficult to hide. It can easily go in a dresser or hygiene bag. It can go in most purses for travel. It is best to remove the batteries prior to use so the toy does not accidentally turn on during travel. This guy does get pretty loud, clocking in at around 3 Bees. If it comes in contact with anything hard, it sounds very obvious and loud.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Blueberry glider bliss has a turn dial at the base of the toy. It is ribbed, so it is easy to grip and turn where you desire. At its lowest setting, it is about 1 Vroom and 1-2 Bees. At increases in intensity until it is a low 4 Vrooms and solid 3 Bees. At the top of the toy, you can actually see the little black "flipper" that rotates at an insane rpm to give you vibrations. It's cool to be able to see it. I am a bit sad that this toy is pretty loud. If you are living with others or have little privacy, you won't be able to crank this toy all the way unless you have on music or are in the shower.

The placement of the motor is good (the center of the toy). The vibrations travel well throughout the entire toy. The Blueberry glider bliss takes 2 AA batteries. The bottom of the toy has the water-sealing plastic ring. So long as you screw the base on tight, water should be kept from entering the battery cage. It does well in the shower and I have mostly submerged it during cleaning with no problems. The Blueberry glider bliss seems to hold its batteries well.
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Care for the Blueberry glider bliss is quite easy. Being made of plastic, it can wipes with baby wipes or alcohol wipes. or you can use traditional soap and water. Being smooth with no wrinkles or grooves, there is little room for debris and sut to collect. The only grooves are located where the base is screwed on. Being plastic, this toy doesn't really collect line or debris like silicone, jelly, and TPR toys tend to.

Both water and silicone based lubricants can be used on this toy. Technically oil based lubricants can be used on plastic toys but oil based lubes are NOT compatible with vaginas.

Once cleaned, the Blueberry glider bliss can be stored wherever you keep your toys. It is always best to remove the batteries when storing your toys for a longer period of time.


The packaging for the Blueberry glider bliss was clear plastic. This is the same plastic that is used for most toys that are manufactured for Eden. It also comes with a small instruction insert that highlights care for the toy. The plastic is to be simply ripped and discarded, so it is in no way designed for long term storage.

    • Minimal

Personal comments

I do love the color of the Blueberry glider bliss and the fact that its transparent. Transparent toys let you see some of the inner working of the toy and add a modern appearance to it. The Blueberry glider bliss is cool in that way.


If you happen to wear a ring, don't forget to take it off before using this vibrator. While it's true with most vibes, this is even more true for plastic vibes. If the ring hits the vibrator it will sound REALLY loud. Like take off in space loud.

In general, I can't use this toy on its highest setting in my room. I know I can be heard through the door. So I either use a middle setting, put or put on music. I find this to be too much work, so I see myself going toward my other, quieter vibes. It's a great toy to take in the shower, because even if it were to break or malfunction, it is not expensive compared to other toys. The Blueberry glider bliss won't ever become a major player in my collection, but I like it enough that it can stay around.
Follow-up commentary
I'm just meh with this one. I was glad to get it for free, and it's cute, but it sits in my rarely used toy box. It's good for what it does, and it's blue. It's held up okay, so it's a decent toy.
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  • SecretToyLover2
    Great review thanks! I didn't like this one too much
  • puppylove
    Thanks for sharing! I have one of these and I wasn't a big fan of it
  • Jimbo Jones
    So as you become more advanced, do you generally look for more girth? Thanks for the great review.
  • Mwar
    It depends on the person. This toy is beginner-esque in many ways: it's smaller (less options for use), a bit loud, not very strong, and has nothing special about it. With its price, its more a toy for someone to try and see what they like. It's not going to be a staple for many in general.
  • RavenWings
    It does kinda look like a bishop! Nice!
  • Falsepast
    It is kinda loud but, i still like it even though i'm not a beginner.
  • D'Amore
    I'm lovin' the color too! Great job, hun!
  • pinkpottergirl
    Good review!
  • Tbanda
    Good review!
  • lzee
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
  • xMila
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • deltalima
    Thanks for the details!
  • deltalima
    Thanks for the details!
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