Short and sweet vibe - discreet massager by Doc Johnson - review by Airen Wolf

The Short N Sweet by Doc Johnson is a fairly traditional push button, 2 speed vibrator that has an almost plush feel to its plastic body. It's around 4 inches long from push button to tip with about 3 inches being insertable. This is unlikely to please anyone looking for a "G" spot vibrator.

It is approximately 2 inches around it's widest point and slightly tapers about a 1/4 inch to the tip, it's smallest point. The tip is rounded and smooth and from the tip radiate ridges at regular intervals down the circumference of the toy. It is these ridges that give the toy it's unique almost velvety feel.

The toy has a metal band where the cap twists off to form the battery housing, which has a plastic gasket making this a waterproof toy. The toy takes one AA battery, which slides into the body of the vibe. The top needs to be pretty tightly screwed on or the toy won't run, keep that in mind.

The push button is soft and requires rather forceful pressure to turn on and off. There is no quick turn off feature to this toy, the user must cycle through the two speeds to turn it off. This is a two speed vibrator with the first speed being fairly light but still easily felt, the highest speed is much a much faster and higher pitched vibration, it is also louder. The highest speed is fairly medium and won't disappoint speed queens and won't cause a sensitive user to feel numb or burned. This little toy has something for everyone.
On lowest speed this vibe cannot be heard outside of covers but on highest speed it can, though it cannot be heard outside a closed door even in a small room like the bathroom.
It is very discreet and easily tucked away in a drawer, pillow case, or hand bag. This wouldn't raise any eyebrows in the airport, making it very discreet though obviously a vibrator. It looks classy rather than trashy or cutesy. It weighs in at 1.7 oz and is phthalates free, hypo-allergenic, made of food-grade material, and Latex free.

This is obviously not meant for anal insertion, though it can be used as part of preparation for anal play to relax the muscles of the sphincter. It feels good when used as a clitoral stimulator and also when used to stimulate the nipples, labia, perineum, penis, scrotum, taint, and anal ring.

It is made of hard plastic and the ridges are gentle enough that they don't catch and hold on to fluids. A simple soap and water wash or commercial toy cleaner will keep it shining and clean. This toy is compatible with all forms of lube.

The toy comes packaged in a medium weight plastic box with a plastic mold insert actually holding the toy. The box is vividly colored, but doesn't scream sex toy. Short N Sweet vibrators is clearly seen on the front of the box but if absolute discretion isn't necessary for you it is a great storage box for the toy.

I love clitoral stimulators and multi-speed vibrators. This was right up my alley...pun intended. As a stimulator it works very well and I was able to enjoy a quick orgasm or draw it out pleasurably. It is small enough that it doesn't hurt when used during PIV sex though it isn't the most comfortable and gets slippery! It doesn't stimulate much internally, but can be great as a teasing toy.

I didn't notice any breakdown of the plastic when it got covered with massage oil, so I think it's safe to assume it could be used with oil based lube, if that's your preference.

I love the color of the purple toy, it is a lighter softer shade of plum that looks classy with the silver metal band separating the cap to the battery housing and the body of the vibe.

I had low expectations when I requested this toy, but have to say that if it wears out this is one I wouldn't mind replacing.

In my search for vibrators that won't get me jammed up at the Canadian/American border I have added this one to my must have list. It may look like exactly what it is but it seems to generate only a bored look. This suits me just fine! It's small, discreet and does the job.