Slender G 5 function - g-spot vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Siryn

There is not much to say about this toy because overall, I was unimpressed. So instead of wasting time on packaging or size right away (I'll cover that at the end for those who are interested) I'm going to cut to the chase: I didn't like this toy at all. It's garbage. Cheap looking, loud, lame vibrations, tiny, plastic... there is nothing about this toy that would make me recommend it to someone. If I had to list them, my favorite qualities of the toy are; it's not intimidating, it's slender, and it's easy to use. In other words, great for beginners. However, I could still suggest WAY better toys for beginners that work just as well (if not better) for a similar price.

My personal experience:
I didn't care for this, and only used it for the purpose of doing this review. It didn't get me off or give me any kind of real pleasure. It got boring quickly. It was buzzy, and the toy is fairly loud for how little it does. I'm a Hitachi girl, and this does nothing for me.

There is only one vibration speed, which I would rate a 2. It seems like a 3, but the vibrations are buzzy, surface vibrations that don't really go anywhere.

There are 5 functions:
-none of them are impressive, trust me
-pulses that get faster, and then return to the original pulses
-pulses that become steady vibration, and then return to the original pulses
-fast, consistent pulses
-continuous, steady vibrations
-steady vibrations that change to pulses, and then return to the original vibration

Shape:
-the shape left a lot to be desired, and the point was uncomfortable
-long and slender
-pointed tip

Specs (approximately):
-6.25 inches long
-0.8 inches diameter

Material:
-the metallic coating comes off way too easily - I wonder about the safety of that
-the ONLY silicone part is the O ring
-plastic
-paint coating

Care/Maintenance:
-leave out batteries, they can corrode and kill the toy
-soap and water
-toy cleaner

Packaging:
-it was what you'd expect for a cheap toy, not worth keeping or going into detail about
-clear plastic
-cheap and flimsy
-discreet
-recyclable

Is it ACTUALLY waterproof? It hasn't died yet, but the toy is flimsy, so who knows.

I personally didn't think this was the most amazing thing in the world. The "metal" paint seems kind of cheap, and I wonder if it's wearing down. The vibration intensities don't vary much, and the functions weren't that interesting. This would be good for a beginner, but I could still recommend better beginner toys then this. It didn't get me off or impress me, and so I feel relatively neutral about this toy. As soon as I'm done with this review, it's going in the garbage. Unless you get off on a weak electric tooth brush, or someone sending a text to your phone, don't buy this.

I've turned this toy on and off, held it in my hand, looked at it, and there is no reason for me to do anything with it. I want to trash it. I have no desire to use that thing ever again. Seriously.