So Sad..I had such hopes!

While it may take me some time to grow into using her internally, she reminds me that some toys are just beautiful to hold in your hand and enjoy. She has shown me that it is possible to get a powerful vibrator that is easy to control.
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Pros
Beautiful design, great vibrations, velvety softness
Cons
Too rigid to use internally, loud when on highest speed
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
I was so excited to order this toy and waited anxiously for it to arrive. I had 7 vibrators being delivered in the same order but this is the one I could hardly wait to see and play with. I loved her shape and the way she was going to be so soft to the touch. I was even excited about the fact that she took two C batteries because that meant there would be power in those vibrations and I wanted some deep rumbly power from a larger toy.


As I opened up her package, I couldn't help but notice her soft powdery smell. I held her in my hand and marveled at her softness even though she also was hard inside and not overly flexible. I kept running my hands over her curves and looked forward to discovering how they would feel later on when my husband and I played together.


She was easy to put batteries in, just unscrew the 1.5" rose colored hard plastic cap and put the batteries inside and then screw the cap back on. The bottom 1" portion of the cap is a knob that turns like a dial so that you can increase her power from ooh so good to even more ooh so good.


While waiting for my husband to arrive, I studied her packaging. As is typical of Cal Exotics products, it was not discreet at all. She was in a plastic box that stated she was a "Passion Probe" and "Curvy". You could see her through the front of the box when she was inside. The box stated that she was waterproof and had "powerful rocking action". This was not a box that I would choose to store her in.


Of course, she herself is not exactly discreet. She is 7.75" long with almost 6.5" being insertable. Her shape is such that you would know right away that she is a vibrator if you had ever seen a vibrator before.


Still yet, she was so soft and so... Touchable. I really enjoyed holding her in my hand.


My husband came home later that day and was as excited to play with our new toys as I was. After I was warmed up a bit, he tried to insert her but I wound up crying out for him to stop. She hurt me because she was so rigid. We tried other toys and continued to play and then decided to try her again with me in several different positions.


I cried when we were done. No matter what position we tried or what lube we tried or how much we stimulated my clitoris at the same time, I simply could not stand to have her inside me. She was hard and unyielding and she hurt. I laid in my husband's arms and cried. I was so disappointed.


We've tried since then several times but we are not sure if it is her rigidity or her angles (or lack of them) that keeps us from being able to use her internally. She feels great for my clitoris and I can still use her there but oh, how I wanted to feel those deep vibrations deep inside me.


We haven't tried her yet in the tub or shower but have no hesitations about doing so. She is very well made and has an O-Ring to protect her motor. In her defense, she is very easy to clean up and care for and definitely body safe. She is phthalates-free and is made of hard plastic (battery case cover) and rubber for the rest of her sensual body. She can be washed with warm water and soap. She can't be boiled so if you're sharing with a partner, she asks that you use a condom. She does great with any type of lube and has no limitations on what you can use.


When you first start to dial in her power, she really is not all that loud. While vibrations are mainly felt at her top tip which is almost 5" in circumference, you can feel them all the way through her shaft. If you use her at about 50% of her strength, she is only 2 bees. Although I am disappointed in her rigidity and my inability to get her inside, I love this gal still and am holding onto her with hope for the future. Perhaps I will stretch a bit more as I'm getting larger toys now. Perhaps we will find the right position. Until that happens though, I will use her as a clitoral stimulator at times - or simply sit and hold her in my hands and gaze at her beauty.
Follow-up commentary
We really don't use her much because we have so many toys that its hard to remember everything we have. I still like her but I don't LOVE her.

The one really nice thing that we learned from this toy though is that I love texture.
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    • Couples
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    • Clitoris
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  • Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty
    This is a great review. I am so sorry that she hurt you inside though.
  • Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
    She is so darn pretty too! I'm hoping that maybe once I stretch a bit more, I can use her internally, I'm only now working my way up to her size. Honestly, she's a keeper even if I can't use her inside - she is just so beautiful to hold in your hand and look at!
  • Contributor: - Kira -
    Great review! I have this, too. I didn't pay a bit of attention to the specs when I ordered it and could never figure out why it hurt so bad. Not only is it way too thick for me, but the ridges set my insides off like mad. I can get it in, but it's not fun. It was okay the first few times - now it sits in a drawer collecting dust.

    Mine is really loud! I'm surprised to hear yours is so quiet!

    Sorry to hear this didn't work out. You might be able to build up to it.

    (PS: I think you might have forgotten the diameter in your review. It's still an awesome review so it's cool. )
  • Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
    Ah thanks - I did put this: While vibrations are mainly felt at her top tip which is almost 5" in circumference, you can feel them all the way through her shaft.

    But I didn't clearly state that her diameter is 1 5/8". Thanks for pointing that out to me!
  • Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
    I just took her out and played with her again - still feel like she's a 3 bee product on the highest speed. She can be heard through a closed door - but not by much and she is quieter when she is under the covers or not on the highest speed.

    I feel like if you had music playing in the background - she wouldn't be that loud.
  • Contributor: - Kira -
    I didn't see where you had the circumference. Sorry! Circumference always throws me off. X.x

    Maybe they vary a lot or something. I can hear mine over music and fairly loudly through a closed door. I'm jealous you got the quiet one.
  • Contributor: SMichelle
    Excellent review.
  • Contributor: Diabolical Kitty
    Nice review. I don't think I'd get this in either. I'm a wimp. LOL
  • Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
    I hate it when a toy hurts you. We just had the same problem with one and it took the secretary a few days to feel better. Sorry it gave you problems, great review though!
  • Contributor: karay123
    Great review & video!
  • Contributor: GlacVic
    good review, thanks
  • Contributor: mpfm
    Thanks for the review. Too bad you couldn't use her how you wanted, but it sounds like she is still useful.
  • Contributor: lzee
    Nice review
  • Contributor: darkkitty
    Great review
  • Contributor: Lovely Jubblies
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: Dawnwill
    Thanks
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