Bottle rockets Orion - discreet massager by Evolved Novelties - review by african

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Too Cute to Pass On

This is the summer fling of vibrators, adorable and fun, but eventually you have to move on. It would be great for any beginner or anyone who is just too attracted to its cuteness.
Small, good for traveling and storage, great for beginners
Still pretty loud, boring after a while
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This vibrator just had to be bought. Mine is purple, so in that cute little bottle packaging it reminded me of a refreshing grape soda. It is very refreshing to find something so fun and aesthetically pleasing for such a low price. This is a great little vibrator. I personally like to use it at home at my desk, when I'm on my computer. I just put it between my legs and let it do all the work. I have a lot of fun with it. It is waterproof, which means it's suitable for bath play, but I haven't used it in a tub. It's pretty small, like a big vibrating thumb. Its size makes it very easy to hide if you have nosy roommates or, god forbid, nosy parents. It would be super easy to travel with because of its compact size. However, before packing make sure you remove the battery. The squishing 'one-touch' button that turns it on and off as well as controlling the speeds could easily be turned on in luggage.

It's surprisingly powerful for its small size, without feeling like a jack hammer. There isn't much variation that I could tell between the first and second speed, but the third one is super different. It's made by Evolved, which is a brand I trust, and is made with phthalate free plastic. It's waterproof and easy to clean. When you're done, just wipe it down with a hot water and soap (or toy cleaner if you're fancy) and then store it in a clean dry place. The plastic texture is smooth and opaque and described on the website as 'velvety'. It feels the same as faux leather car dashboards to me, with a soft but not slick finish. I really don't like the 'velvety' texture, so I use a little lube to make the whole experience a little more fun. The ridges along the side look like they provide a lot of texture, but they aren't really pronounced enough to feel.

This is a great vibrator for beginners. It's perfect for clit stimulation and finding out what you like and how you like it. It's not too loud, about as loud as the average cell phone buzz. It would definitely be heard by someone in the same room, but not necessarily someone in the same house. It's easy to maneuver and positively adorable. This would be a great vibrator to ask a lover to use on you. If your partner is male, he will not feel emasculated by it because of its size and overall cute-factor. If your lover is female, you could use it on her after she uses it on you! I would suggest this for anyone's first toy, and because of the reasonable price, I also suggest it to anyone who is just overwhelmed by how pretty it is. The packaging makes it a great collector's piece. I actually store mine in the bottle it came in (after cleaning, of course.) More experienced toy users might be bored by this little massager. But if you're young and new to the sex toy game, it's small and discreet and fun - a great introduction to the world of adult play.
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My Bottle rockets Orion tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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  • Allison.Wilder
    Good review, thanks!
  • sunkissedJess
    Good review, thanks for sharing! Glad to hear you like this one
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  • M.O.'s Girl
    Thanks for the review!
  • TheSinDoll
    Welcome to Eden and congrats on your first review! A few questions: Does it have different speeds? What are the lube recommendations? Thanks!
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