Posh - massager by Cal Exotics - review by Jul!a

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What A Posh Bullet

If you're looking for super bullet, here to get you off in record time, every time, keep looking. However if you want something a little more plush, that a more sensitive user can enjoy, this is the ticket right here.
Great beginner toy
Some may find the vibrations to be too weak, Lint magnet
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Posh is more than just a clitoral vibrator, you can use her on your nipples, anywhere around the penis, or any other erogenous zone. Of course her forte is for clitoral stimulation, but she's also insertible as well, and feels great there too. If you're looking to insert this, you should also like toys that are a bit on the smaller side. I mean, you'll definitely be able to tell that it's there, but if you're a big fan of girth, you won't like it. Otherwise it's great for a first toy, just due to how many things you can do with it.

Material / Texture

Posh is coated in a TPR Silicone. She's free of all those icky things you generally don't want inside of your body, and feels soft and velvety to the touch. She does have a slight drag to her, and an obviously visible seam running lengthwise around her whole body, but the seam can't be felt internally.

She smells lightly like an inflatable pool toy, and tastes a bit plasticy, but unless you're planning on trying to snort her, the smell won't be bothersome at all.

Design / Shape / Size

Posh has a somewhat awkward to explain shape. Sort of like an overgrown bullet really. A bulbous tapered tip that's 4 1/2" around turns into a shaft that's only 3" around. End to end, battery cap included, it's only 5 3/4" long, making it ideal for travel. It's also not easily recognizable and should anybody figure out that it vibrates, you could always pass it off as a pinpoint back massager or something like that. For use as a bullet, it's a little big, but for internal use, most should find it to be a decent size.

There is a little spot on the top of the head that almost looks like a bullseye. One 1/4" dot rises up about 1/8" and is surrounded by a ring that comes up about half as tall.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The only downsides to Posh, the strength of her vibrations, and the fact that there are only 2 settings. The fist one is a little loud, but nothing the covers won't muffle. It'll eventually product the itchy fingers most of you dread, but it's still a pretty good strength for a 'low' setting and good for most sensitive users as well. The higher setting is only a little bit stronger, but also only a little bit louder. It's definitely lacking in oomph, but this is also a great thing for anybody who doesn't like stronger vibrations

To use her is still really easy though, just drop in 1 AA battery, and start pressing the little button on the bottom to click through the two settings. Posh also claims to be waterproof, but there's no o-ring. However the battery cap is still really plushy, so while I confidently OK shower use, I'm a little more hesitant about an area where it might be completely submerged for extended periods of time. It held up through a few uses in the shower, and a few good cleanings.

Care and Maintenance

Care and maintenance is pretty easy. Rinse off before using (it's a bit of a lint magnet), and clean when you're done with warm water and soap, or your favorite toy cleaner. I recommend letting her air dry if at all possible, just because most things leave lint, but if you're rinsing off before each use, it's really not a big deal. Just make sure to only use water based lubes, just to be on the safe side, since a silicone lube could damage the material

You can store her in the package she came in, it's not tremendously bulky. Or you can stick her in a plastic bag or a toy pouch.


Packaging is bright and colorful, something you'd expect with a toy that comes in all these fun pastel colors. Posh is displayed in the front of the clamshell, and the back has a picture of the toy along with a few bits about the toy. There is a little pamphlet inside the clamshell (I ended up with two for some reason) that shows you what battery you need and also how to install it.


I wish I weren't quite a power queen. I mean, I'm not entirely a power queen, but this toy just didn't get as strong as I would have liked it to. I suppose all that really meant is that it made me work for my orgasms, which I don't really mind either. It did eventually produce a numb clit, but that was after about 6 or 7 orgasms, and I was still able to squeeze another 1 or 2 out. I prefer it for external use, but it did feel nice for a little bit of light thrusting as well.

Overall, I think it's a great beginner's toy, or for anybody looking for some weaker vibrations.
Follow-up commentary
Another one that I like less. It was cute for a while, but has been gathering dust and ended up being passed on to someone else.
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