Posh - massager by Cal Exotics - review by Tori Rebel

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Cute, buzzy, and bright

This toy is super cute and can be hidden and used discreetly in a bedroom, shower, or bathtub. For its size and battery usage, it packs a pretty strong pleasure giving punch and has yet to let me down. I'd recommend it for anyone from beginners to those with a pretty well decked out toy arsenal, and the price makes it an option for just about anyone as well.
Strong vibrator, very quiet, 1 battery, waterproof
Only 2 speeds, strange oval design doesn't do anything, different color than shown.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Posh is first and foremost a great clitoral vibrator. The smooth coating of TPR silicone and tapered head help it glide against you while it is easily controlled with the concealed button on the base. It will also serve you well, if you like, as a toy for vaginal penetration. I've found this works best if you only insert the first inch or two of the toy and let the vibrations work their magic on the ultra-sensitive nerve laden opening. You may also want to try this to massage the perineum on a man or around the nipples. This toy's size and shape make it highly illogical for use as a g-spot toy and is definitely not recommended for anal use as it has no flared base.

I personally have used this toy mainly as a clit toy, occasionally as a vaginal toy, and also around my nipples. It has 2 speeds, controlled by the button on the bottom, and I prefer the higher of the two. It is strong for its size and vibrates evenly and smoothly while still fairly quiet and discreet. To put it in perspective, I turned this toy on and held a pillow over it and it could no longer be heard. And although it might not be as strong as a larger or more driven vibrator, it is strong enough to bring me to orgasm, but it takes a few minutes. It's not the kind of toy to use for super quick right-away or body shaking orgasms but if you have ten minutes and wish to be fairly discreet, this is a great choice.

I haven't had the opportunity to use it on anyone but myself. I have, however, taken this toy into the shower and had absolutely no issues with water getting inside the toy. I use this toy with Maximus lube but anything water-based will do just fine. Do not use this toy with silicone lubes because it is coated in TPR silicone and could damage your toy!

To add a little interest to its smooth tapered 5 1/2" body, this toy has an oval with a circle in the middle on one side of the head, as you will see in the picture. I have found no real benefit to this spot, but don't find it to be a bother either as the material is soft enough that it doesn't cause any discomfort.

The packaging was fairly nondescript and was not worth saving for storage so I tossed it after I made sure the toy worked. It actually only takes 1 AA battery which surprised me, and it holds battery life longer than I would expect for a toy of this size. The only real surprise I got with this toy was the color. I chose it in yellow, and the picture shows a warm, lemon yellow toy. This is somewhat deceptive because the toy is BRIGHT NEON YELLOW. This is no issue to me though, and I'm not sure what the differences in color between the photo and the other available choices would be like.

Just to go over the technical specs, this toy is, as stated, waterproof and tested well in water situations. It is TPR silicone which is not as safe as medical grade silicone, and cannot be boiled. I clean mine with antibacterial soap and water and store it in a toy bag to keep it free from lint and other fuzzies.
This is one of my go-to clitoral vibes and I've used it most frequently solo and on my clit while having sex. It can also be used vaginally but there are much better toys for that job. For such a small toy, however, it's got a lot more strength than I would've given it credit for upon first glance.
Follow-up commentary
This toy is holding up very well and I still reach for it for a little variety. I'm finding more and more that it's great for couples because it's small enough not to get in the way too much but big enough to keep a firm grasp on.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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    • Neon
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  • Blinker
    Agh they look like Easter eggs for your clit!
    Thanks for your review
  • ~LaUr3n~
    LOL Blinker is so right lol. Great review.
  • Tori Rebel
    It really is cute. And I'd just like to say again: NEEEEON. Seriously. I'd call it 'nuclear buttercup'
  • Blinker
    Now I want to make a porn called "Nuclear Buttercup"!
    Tori, you'll get a good chunk from the royalties it brings in.
    I think it shall be a space adventure...
  • Tori Rebel
    LOL, Sounds like a plan! And if you're going in the direction of space adventure, may I suggest a super-short, slinky version of those mini dresses from the original Star Trek in sparkly yellow?.... Are they human? Alien? Does it really matter???
  • Annemarie
    Whoa, I always thought that the little oval nubby thing WAS the button for turning it on/off/etc. I didn't even notice there was a little twisty thing.

    Let's think of other possible names for the other colors! How about... Frankenstein's Pee Green and Potentially Putrid Purple?
  • Tori Rebel
    @Annemarie - when I saw the photo of the toy, I assumed the same thing of the oval...and unless you have some special way of working it, it doesn't turn on or off or play music or do the dishes or open the door to the magical land of Narnia....just decorative, I guess. There's a teensy little button under the silicone on the very bottom of the battery cap that turns it on, increases the vibration, and turns it off. Odd.
  • Selective Sensualist
    Does the oval nub provide more pinpoint stimulation of the clit?

    I love that this comes in yellow! Nice review.
  • Tori Rebel
    Not really. It's not raised enough to be felt much and there's no more intensity in the vibration there or anywhere else...I still haven't figured out why it's there.
  • babybee
    Nice review
  • pinkzombie
    great review!
  • LavenderSkies
    Thanks for the review!
  • indiglo
    Great review! I really love this toy too!
  • pinkcupcakes
    Thanks for the review!
  • SapphirexIce
    Great review!
  • boobookittyfuk
    thanks for the nice review.
  • Ghost
    Looks cute.
  • Tammi Longbottom
    So adorable, thank you for the review!
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!!
  • KinkyKatieJames
    Thanks! I must say I am pleasantly surprised that this toy is so well liked!
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