Posh - massager by Cal Exotics - review by M. Roth

Oh, Posh!

While the Posh certainly isn't going to send you into high-profile orgasms, its certainly going to give you luxurious sensations. For the price, you can't go wrong with investing in Posh. With its travel friendly size and sound, you can be Posh anywhere, anytime, with anyone.
Pretty colors, smooth surface, quiet and discreet, spot-on stimulation
A bit weak, not enough vibration patterns
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


In its fun, Eastery colors, the Posh is a perfect clit stimulator. The tapered head is good for spot-on clitoral use and the raised nub is phenomenal for actual massage on your clit. It's discreet and quiet so you could use it anywhere (it does say it's waterproof, but I don't want to test that), at any given time. I would *not* suggest any form of anal play with this since it is small and you wouldn't want it to get lost.

For me, I'm extremely fond of breast play and the raised nub on this toy was wonderful. Even the pin-point was pleasurable but I have an odd thing for nubs.

The best use for Posh is probably during foreplay, with or without a partner. While it can rock your world, it isn't strong enough to give you a mind-blowing orgasm.

The soft TPR silicone doesn't have any drag (that I've noticed, anyway), so it easily will double as a massager for non-sexual play. It's worked wonders on my stiff shoulders and it really didn't scream sex toy to anyone!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The TPR silicone for this toy is soft and squishy. It doesn't collect hair and lint (thank god, I have two dogs!) like lots of softer toys tend to and doesn't drag against your skin when you use it.

I will say, however, that it did have a slight fruity smell out of the box. It isn't overpowering, so you won't gag on it, and is actually somewhat pleasant. It has no taste that I notice.

The smoothness of the TPR feels almost like silk across your skin, which adds a bit of something to play. Dependent on where you're using it (clit, nipples, ect), it could add quite a bit with that silky feeling.

While the texture is non-intimidating I'd still say everyone, regardless of your experience, is well-suited for Posh. She's given me a new experience every time!
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The way Posh is designed is virtually perfect. It has a rounded base with an obvious on/off button and it flares out towards the top, tapering at the tip. I found the base makes for a perfect handle and it doesn't make it too slippery to grip onto. Adjusting the speed (although there are only two) doesn't hinder use, which is a big plus.

As a clit vibe, Posh has the perfect size. You aren't straining yourself to use the tapered tip. The raised nub is in a delicious spot as well and doesn't require any extra to use. It's also small enough that you could probably drop it in your purse and go and really won't raise the question of what it is.

For example, I had forgotten to put this one back in the box and nobody thought anything of it laying around. I received some nice comments on the pretty color (I got green) but there was never suspicion that this would be a sex toy. Now that I think about it, it looks more like a Sci-Fi toy replica than a sex toy. Discretion, ahoy!

Nothing about Posh is at all intimidating and everyone should be able to use this, regardless of where they are in their experience. It's pretty, simple to use, and does what it's supposed to - stimulate your clit.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations of this toy are located primarily in the head where the taper and the nub is. This is to be expected out of a clit vibe, I'd think. What really made me happy is how ridiculously quiet this vibe is! There's potential you could hear it from under a blanket but definitely not through a closed door. Even on the higher speed setting, this is one nobody is going to catch you using!

The on/off switch is located at the bottom of the base and is obviously labelled with the universal power symbol. It's a click button and you do have to cycle through the two speeds to turn it off. While it would have been fantastic if there had been more variety in the vibrations. The two it comes with are good enough to get things going, especially if you're using this for foreplay.

While it claims to be waterproof, I'm not keen on trying it out. It's definitely splash-resistant but I'm not sure I trust the ring enough to submerge it.

The bottom twists off to insert your single AA battery and it comes with the instructions on how to insert said single AA battery. In the long run, I'm actually really surprised with the punch this one has for a single-battery vibe.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

TPR silicone is still slightly porous and thus can never be completely disinfected. Definitely remember the condom for this one and to always use a disinfecting toy cleaner or mild soap and water. Do not submerge while cleaning regardless of how waterproof your toy says it is. Also, use warm water when cleaning.

You can store this toy with pretty much all of your others (this one sits with my glass babies) and you don't have to worry about collecting lint, hair, dust, ect.

Also, you can ONLY use water-based lubes with this toy. Being a silicone/rubber composite, any other kinds of lubes will completely destroy this toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Posh comes in a clamshell plastic container that you can just pop open without hassle. There's information about the toy on the front (though it claims to be completely silicone) and the back of the toy shows how to insert your single AA battery. You probably could use the container for storage but it seems bulky and more of a hassle than it's worth, especially since it doesn't collect dust and lint.

But when you see this package there's definitely no doubt you're buying a sex toy. Maybe it's the blonde bombshell with the sultry stare or the big California Exotics stamp but you know what you're getting. You wouldn't be able to gift it as is; you'd probably want to put this clamshell case inside of another box.

The best part about the packaging is that it is indeed plastic with a paper insert. If you're conscious about being green you can recycle the packaging! Just be sure to register your vibe with Cal Exotics first.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

For the longest time, I hemmed and hawed over getting Posh. It was so pretty and it seemed so wonderful but I just wasn't sure about the color(s) or if I could get the proper stimulation I would require to get off with it. I'm definitely more of a clit stimulation kind of gir, so I like something with a punch to get me going. While Posh isn't mindblowing, it's definitely what I was looking for. It's very much worth the $13 investment. I keep coming back to it!
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  • kelaaa33wish
    Good review thank you.
  • Linga
    Great review! Pity it's not strong enough
  • Airen Wolf
    It's great to see this wasn't a disappointment for you after so much reflection! Sometimes a not so strong clitoral vibe is just what you are looking for.
  • |Scheibe|
    Thank you!
  • link82
    Too bad it's not stronger. Thanks for the review!
  • M. Roth
    @Airen, I completely agree. It definitely turned out not to be a waste of money for me!
  • boobookittyfuk
    thanks for the nice review.
  • Ghost
    Looks cute.
  • Anjulie
    Great review!
  • Jenni Shelton
  • Missmarc
    tyvm for the review, I agree it needs more vibration patterns. The price is great though
  • stars
    thanks for this review!
  • ichwillwaffels
    Great review!
  • Cat E.
    Very nice review.
  • xOhxSoxScandalousx
    Thanks a lot for reviewing this.
  • JoshJosh123
    Thanks for the review
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!!
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