Mermaid masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by MrGoodTool

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A Completed Fantasy.

What guy has never wanted to have a naughty row with a mermaid? Ok, so maybe not all of them, but I certainly do!
Great sensations, easy to clean and maintain
Takes a bit of work to get onto the penis
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When I saw the Mermaid masturbator by Cal Exotics I literally could not wait to get it! I wrestled for a moment because of the price, but then decided if it fulfilled a fantasy I would pay for it at any cost. To be honest, the price isn’t all that bad.

I was really excited when my Mermaid arrived and couldn’t wait to give her a go. The Mermaid is made of jelly and seems very stretchy. Immediately I busted out the lube, and poured it in the top. It really seems there is no way to get it in through the bottom. I actually had quite a bit of trouble finding my way inside her. You see, she is super tight, and puts up quite the fight when you try to slip her on for the first time! I find it is easier if you pour in a good amount of lube, and also get some lube on your penis. Once inside it was bliss. The inside has tons and tons of layers of ribs that provide quite the sensation, for a beginner, these may be a bit much. Also, if you are looking for something that will cover you lengthwise and you are above average you may want to find another ‘gal’. This is only 5” long so you may find yourself poking out the top.

Cleanup for this stroker is relatively easy. Just use some warm water and soap, rise well and allow to dry. The downside here is turning it inside out is out of the question so you may want to rinse it out, pour in some soap, give it a good cleaning and rinse it again.

I’m really glad I went with this masturbator. It gives a snug fit, with some awesome sensations when it is in use. This would be better suited towards a more advanced user due to the tighter fit and intense sensations that may be too much for a beginner.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Do you have experience with other masturbators, or was this your first? Thanks for the review.
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    Man, I wish I had a penis.
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  • DiamondKoala
    Thanks for reviewing. I wondering if there was anything odd about the material smell.
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    I agree with Rahel! Reviews like this make me wish I could be a guy for just a day.
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