Glow in the dark glow lips - blow job imitator by Cal Exotics - review by namelesschaos

Ok, I will admit it I only ordered this for review because I wanted to add “Glow in the Dark” to the list of things I’ve put my dick in. On the one hand a little novelty now and then can be good on the other the last time I order something for the novelty of it I got the torture deceive (not in the fun BDSM way) known as the Co-ed Cutie. Where in the spectrum did this one fall? Thankfully the good side.




Overall, I am glad to say this toy worked well (no repeat of the catastrophe that occurred with the co-ed cutie), the material is very soft and pleasurable on your genitals which is a major plus. To compare I like it better the materials of the senso pocket gal, or the Sasha Grey Cream Pie Pocket Pussy, which are the two closest masturbators to this one in my collection. The series of internal ribs is mild so if you want intense ribbing you should look elsewhere (the Tantus strokers for example). The material is very stretchy, it should be able to comfortably fit a phallus of any size, to test this I was easily able to stretch this over my 2 1/8 diameter Vixskin Randy. On that note the tightness of the masturbator is perfectly fine however if you want your masturbators to have very noticeable tightness I’d probably look elsewhere (one of Fleshlight sex in a can toys for example)

The toy is open ended so you won’t get the suction effect you can get with closed end masturbator (although you can get some mild suction if you cover the hole with your hand). This also means that if you above average in length you pop out the other side. I never found this to be a problem with any masturbator as I tend to focus on head stimulation; however, be aware of hoe long you are compared to the toy if you want full length stimulation. Overall, in use it was a simple pleasurable low-end masturbation sleeve. The biggest con for me was the order of the material.

Lastly, the part you’ve all been waiting for…it glows in the dark!.



Overall I’d say it glowed as much as I expected about the same degree of brightness as you’d get with glow in the dark stickers and the like, but not as much as say the emergency light stick in my first add kit. As mentioned above you need to “charge” the toy under a light to get the glow in the dark effect to work best. I would not say the glow-in-the-dark added anything to the masturbation experience itself other than novelty value but novelty is good, plus it seems appropriate giving Halloween is around the corner.

As noted above the toy is very soft and stretchy, but has a strong order once opening. Because of the softness of the material the internal ribs are mild and not intense like they would be if they were made of harder material i.e. silicone.

The masturbator measures about 6” long and 7” in circumference. The opening of the toys is designed to look like the opening of a mouth complete with a little bump that is supposed to be a tongue, the back of the toy is open-ended. The interior texture is a series of mild ribs.



This is part of Cal Exotics Novelties line of Glow-in-the-Dark toys. The line includes: several penis extensions (a basic penis extension, a reversible penis extension, a TPR silicone penis extension), non-vibrating and vibrating cock rings; single, double, and egg bullets, a couples kit an 8" vibrator, several other masturbation sleeves: (Glow Stroker Luscious Lips, the senso glowing pussy, Glow stroker beaded lips, Glow stroker pierced pussy ) and more.

This toy is made out of Thermoplastic rubber TPR. To clean just use soap and water (or a toy cleaner). TPR is porous and can’t be sanitized or sterilized so you shouldn’t share this toy unless you use a condom or are fluid bonded with the person you’re sharing it with. You can use this toy with either silicone or water based lubes.

The material is soft and stretchy but has a strong order. As this is glow in the dark you’ll need to charge it under a light for a for a while to get the glow effect. I have no idea if the glow in the dark aspect has effects on lube safety, lube compatibility, or cleaning, I don’t see how it could but I asked on Eden link just to be sure.

The toy come in a cardboard box (measuring 7” x 3.75 x 4” not counting the hanging tab that adds another inch to its height). The front has a picture of the toy and a woman in a glow in the dark two piece bikini of some short. The side panels have some bullet points on one and your basic registration copyright, sold only as a novelty “legal made us put all this stuff here so we don’t get sued” stuff on the other. The back has pretty much the same picture as the front with a few blurbs about the toy. You do not have to destroy the box to open it so you could put the toy back in if you want but it is not designed for storage.

The toy very easily picks up lint, dust and hair so I’d keep it in its own bag/box when in storage.

Overall I'm going to give this four stars with the assumption that 1) You like the novelty of a glow in the dark toy 2) the price range is similar to other low end toy i.e. under 25. If you were the kid that loved glow in the dark toys nows you chance to get an adult version.