Meggan Mallone pocket pal - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by El-Jaro

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A pound of flesh?

If you really want to get the most for your money and get a piece molded from a porn star, try this out. Doc Johnson gave this some thought and it shows. If you aren't ready to spend a lot more money on a Tenga or Fleshlight, this is a good alternative. It is definitely better than a $10 hunk of plastic that doesn't really feel good.
It is hefty, ridged, and feels great.
The care and maintenance are really the biggest drawback.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Wow...this thing is HEAVY! This is easily the largest love tube I've ever held. This really works in its favor, actually. With this much weight, it actually feels closer to the real thing (as much as it can). The use is pretty straight forward: lube it, lube yourself, and let nature take its course. When you are using it though, make sure you keep your hands separated: one hand for lube and the other to hold on to it. The weight also lets you use it in other positions too. Unlike other synthetic strokers, this will actually hold its shape enough where you won't crush it too much in other positions.

When I got this, my girlfriend just left to go to China for about 6 weeks...PERFECT TIMING!

Material / Texture

This was my first time with UR3. I was very impressed with the material, except for the cleaning. It is as smooth as real skin; think exotic dancer in an air-conditioned club, not the cute girl pulling her laundry out of a dryer at the laund-ro-matic. Meggan Mallone's pocket pal even kinda smells like an exotic dancer up on stage with those awesome smelling lotions and sprays.

When I put my face to the Big Red looking labia and clit, it feels 90% like a real woman's nommy bits. They even got the slightly raised shaven hair follicles right!

The material AND texture are great, very soft and giving. The interior texture is simply a whole series of ridges.
    • Porous
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I prefer this design to other strokers I've used. For one, it isn't sealed. The tunnel goes all the way through, which I prefer; I'm not a big fan of suction. This toy really has zero suction that I could tell. The size, as stated above, is large. Due to the continuous tube, this will work for any length of penis.

Unless you have a box or drawer full of prosthetic limbs, I don't see how you can hide this. Over all, it's about as tall as one of those monstrous cans of energy drinks. It is not discreet, but could ride on an airplane (don't think it'll show up as much in security scans).
    • Whimsical / artistic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

UR3 is a very porous and not for the indifferent toy user. You can click the link to read the care instructions. If you wash it with soapy water right after using it, it should be OK.

Water-based lubes only or you could damage Meggan Mallone's wonderful nommy bits.
    • Difficult to store
    • High maintenance


There is nothing obtuse or discreet about the packaging. You see a pic of Meggan Mallone on the front of the box. The box is pretty fragile, but you could use the plastic bag for storage.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

When I first saw this product, I described it as a stick of chewed Big Red on the stump of a prosthetic wrist.

I'm glad I gave it a chance though, it's great!
Follow-up commentary
It's still not a bad product. I compared it to another DJ sleeve I've reviewed, it's basically the same thing, just longer and more narrow.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • gone77
    Slightly raised shaven hair follicles? Really? Wow. Great review, JR.
  • Blinker
    Bahahah! Niiiiice.
  • Alicia
    Hmm maybe this one would be a great one to get for my husband to try. So far he's only tried the maven and no others. This one seems pretty cool though!
  • B8trDude
    Sounds like it's rather hefty but still fun to play with.
  • freda
    nice review
  • mmmmm
    Thank you for the review
  • Andrey2052
    nice review
  • RedFreak
    thanx for sharing
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