Meggan Mallone pocket pal - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by Kinky Skier

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Meggan Mallone Pocket Pal Review

The Meggan Mallone Pocket Pal from Doc Johnson is a great stroker I would recommend to any guys interested in a realistic looking and feeling pocket pussy. The toy has great texture and is nice and large for a good grip. The smell and the fading coloring was a little troubling, but overall this toy is recommended by me. Four out of five stars!
Realistic, large size, heavy, nice smell, great texture on the inside.
Smell, non discreet, coloring on lips fades away, difficult to clean.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Meggan Mallone Pocket Pal by Doc Johnson is a great stroker for those into realistic feeling as well as realistic looking pocket pussies with a good amount of internal friction. This pocket pal is a hand held stroker with realistic feeling materials, design and internal textures. The Meggan Mallone stroker is great for any guy, whether using it in a dorm, or with a female friend. It is a little bit larger than other strokers I have used, which may or may not affect travel-ability, but it's worth the ride.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Alone
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Realistic

Material / Texture

My first impression was the smell. The UR3 does have this sweet, weird and still a little rubbery smell to it. Its taste is a little strong as well. But, this is because the UR3 material is also very realistic feeling. The internal texture is also very realistic, both in UR3 texture, as well as manufactured texture.

UR3 is a plush, soft and non sticky material. It is what I call hyper realistic, meaning it does a great job pretending it is skin. UR3 is great for any user, though it does need a little more care than other materials.

One troubling area with this toys materials was the "paint" used to color the vaginal lips. After two uses this started to wear off. That was a little weird for me.
    • Light odor
    • Plush
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Meggan Mallone Pocket Pal is a realistically designed stroker. The vagina lips are even painted to made the impression of pink skin tissue. The stroker in all though, is quite large, larger than any of my other strokers, like the Stroker XL for example. It is quite heavy too. I was surprised to feel the box when it arrived.

The external area is made of ridges for easy gripping, and the overall length is nice too. I am an average seven inches, and I do not exit the far side of this stroker while playing. It is also not too tight, but nicely snug, meaning it will not only fit most guys, but also will not tear easily. The inside also consists of natural feeling textures, that I would also consider "more than naturally occurring". This makes it a great toy for almost all sized guys. The toy's length, weight and girth though do make it a challenging toy to hide, and travel with.
    • Ergonomic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

UR3, like other realistic materials, is hard to keep clean. They recommend protecting it with a condom since it can easily hide dirt and germs. This material should also be cleaned with antibacterial soap before and after each use. It is also shipped with a powdery substance on the material to help maintain its texture, so please clean before use. Also, store in a cool dark place and away from other materials, as these types of toys can absorb dyes from other toys.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


The packaging was a boring cardboard box style. Similar to something you would see at an adult store.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative
Follow-up commentary
This is still a great masturbation sleeve. There are times when I crave something else, but when I need realism, this is my go-to girl!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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