Meggan Mallone pocket pal - pocket pussie by Doc Johnson - review by Samanti

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Meet your new best friend

Meggan Mallone, Meggan Mallone, I thank you for your Pocket Pal. My husband has been learning to keep his competency and it is all thanks to you my little friend. Ultra realistic and a velvety feel, this will keep you wanting more. Definitely capable for use with couples or even for a beginner who would like to have a feel of a real woman. This is definitely something for you to keep.
Realistic feel and look. Very exciting.
Color doesn't stay. Not long enough for some men. Squeaky noise during use.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is the first time my husband has ever used a male masturbator, having never used one before he assumed that he would be disappointed. To his surprise, he found that he could actually enjoy himself with this extremely realistic Meggan Mallone pocket pal. Not only was he able to enjoy himself alone but he was even able to use this with my help. It is a hand held toy; so it does require a bit of work, but it definitely gave my husband sensations in which he never thought he could have without me. According to him, "For any man who doesn't have a girl, tell him this will be his new best friend." This is definitely able to be used with couples or even for a man to stimulate himself alone.
    • Alone
    • Couples

Material / Texture

The Meggan Mallone pocket pal is made out of Ultra realistic 3.0 (UR3) material, which is nice because it is latex free and a very velvety material. When we first opened the box it smelt like a brand new Halloween mask, that rubbery kind of smell, but it felt very realistic. The material is very soft and sort of plushy; the best way to describe it is like touching a soft penis. This is definitely able to be used for beginners or those who are more advanced with male masturbation toys.
    • Plush
    • Porous
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Besides how realistic the exterior looks, the inside is not very realistic. The interior is very textured, it has what I would like to call "ribs." Once the penis is inserted (make sure to use a lot of lubricant!!!!!) it feels as if you are actually enjoying a real woman. The only issue that we had is that the vaginal canal was not fully long enough to thrust, at only seven inches. My husband was actually able to pop out of the opposite end. While thrusting, the Pocket Pal makes a nasty squeaking noise. Other than that, it actually did a great job at being quite realistic.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are no special functions or controls, no vibration, and I am not positive if it is fully waterproof. However beware of the noisiness that comes from the Meggan Mallone Pocket Pal.

Care and Maintenance

Please beware that the Meggan Mallone Pocket Pal is very porous, meaning that it needs extra care. It is extremely easy for dirt and germs and dust to hide in. This material is very sensitive and needs special care. Make sure to clean it before and after each use with warm water and a toy cleaner. If you do not own a toy cleaner, make sure to use antibacterial soap. After you use it, dust it with a little cornstarch so that it doesn't become sticky and so it will stay realistic feeling. One thing I should make a comment about is that according to the label on the box it is possible for you to use silicone or water based lubricants. However, when we used a Silicone Based lubricant it actually ate up some of the material. The pink color on the outer labia lost its color quite quickly (after the first use) and I believe it is because of the silicone lubricant. According to you should only use a water based lubricant, so to be safe, make sure to use a water based lubricant.
    • High maintenance


This was my husband’s first time with a male masturbator. He has never used any toys for himself in his life. When we first got the Meggan Mallone Pocket Pal, my husband said to me, "I already know I am not going to like this." However, after he got hard, and with a little foreplay, he was eager to try it. So he did! I was able to tease him by licking the outer labia, getting him hornier. After he lubricated himself well enough we decided to slip his throbbing cock into the Meggan Mallone Pocket Pal. He moaned with pleasure. I squeezed and stroked him until he came; that is when he told me, "Babe, this is for any man who doesn't have a girl, this would be his new best friend." That wasn't the only time he used it. He has been using it to learn how to contain his urge to cum. Because of that, it has become one of my best friends too!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • NinaLove
    So you wrote a review for something your husband used??? Isn't that a bit weird?
  • Samanti
    Yeah kind of, I used most of everything he said in my review, he basically wrote it by his commentary. It really was more him than me, obviously LOL!
  • twistedheartsx
    I think writing a review with someone who is completely honest and open is great. There's a lot more female reviewers (from what I've seen) so we need more male opinions. This seems like a great toy, but it's unfortunate about the sound and how porous it is, but with the realistic feel comes the type of material. Great review!
  • Samanti
    Thank you Twistedheartsx, Yeah I have been striving to get my husband to become an EF member so that he can write his reviews... This is definitely something that men could enjoy as well...
  • SexYnCute Couple
    I am looking for a new toy for my fiance, after reading your review I am going to look into different realistic pussy's for him.
  • sexysweetieshan
    I would love to get this for my hubby to try! However I am not gonna suggest him to join Eden Fantasys, because he is a TERRIBLE writer and sucks at spelling, so I will be writing reviews for him, only of his opinions of course!
  • Lady Neshamah
    great review
  • bobowaxer
    Thanks. As ugly as this thing is, your review has me thinking about grabbing it!
  • CynicallyYours
    Good review, thanks!
  • Andrey2052
    nice review
  • scotty20
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