Count cockula - blow job imitator by Fleshlight - review by funcouple

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Count Cockula is a Halloween-themed compact masturbator that will give your dick the "bite" it yearns for. The Vampire Teeth texture is a never-before-felt exclusive product that'll intensely massage your dick. Adjusting the bottom cap of the can will allow you to control the suction. However, it requires an absurd amount of lubricant and, as with all Fleshlight products, maintenance is a bit time consuming and specific. Make sure if you spend the money for this product you take care of it.
Vampire teeth texture, adjustable suction.
High maintenance, requires lots of lube.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Count Cockula by Fleshjack is a Halloween-themed male masturbator. It is hand-held, and it is in a can style packaging. The Count stimulates the head of the penis with its vampiresque teeth-style bumps inside of the can. As I said when I reviewed The Sword, also by Fleshjack, these masturbators are more for at home use when you have a lot of time, and a lot of lube. It is not travel friendly, it is bulky, and, unlike the Sword, its casing is hard, making it even more of a space hog. However, it does do its job at providing positive sensations all along your dick.
    • At home

Material / Texture

Count Cockula is made of SuperSkin material, exclusive to Fleshjack. The patent protected SuperSkin material is extremely realistic, smooth, and soft, making it perfect for all users. It is allergen-free, latex-free, and holds heat if you are seeking another dimension of pleasure. The case is hard, limiting the amount of pressure you can apply when squeezing, but you can easily adjust the bottom of the can to increase suction.

The jack off sleeve comes pre-powdered, so after you clean, sprinkle a decent amount of corn starch on the sleeve to help keep it soft.

SuperSkin requires you ONLY use WATER BASED lubricants. Silicone based lubes will do some pretty major damage to the material over time.

Internally, the material is bumpy. Fleshjack calls it a "Vampire Fang Texture" that will "bite you in all the right ways."
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Plush

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I do like the exterior design, but I wonder why such a heavy emphasis on Halloween. I mean, it is a Fleshjack that (hopefully) will be used more than just in that season. The compact design of the can makes it slightly shorter than standard Fleshjack products. The complete measurements as given by Fleshjack are:

Case Dimensions: 7.75" x 2.80"
Sleeve Dimensions: 6.80" x 2.60"
Texture: Overall Length: 5.5" (Starts: 1.0" from Orifice)
Texture Diameter: 0.25" to 0.90"

As a slightly above average size dicked man, I find the size to be perfect, especially for average users. It is not easily concealed in the sense that it stands out from other soda cans, but it is easy to keep in a drawer or under your bed.
    • Realistic
    • Tight fitting
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

Caring for any Fleshjack product can be tricky and complex, and you will need some things to make sure you will be capable of cleaning and caring for the material as best as possible.

Things you will want to have before you begin use:
--Corn Starch
--Water Based Lube
--Isopropyl Alcohol

After use, remove the SuperSkin insert, run some warm water, and let it dry before putting it away. You CAN NOT USE SOAP, so if you have a difficult stain or mess you need to clean, use Isopropyl Alcohol. Then, to keep the sleeve soft, liberally sprinkle some corn starch on the sleeve. Once dry, re-insert the sleeve back into the case, put the cap back on both ends of the Count, and put it away.
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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