Count cockula - blow job imitator by Fleshlight - review by FlashFuchsia

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The Count Cockula by Fleshjack is another successful toy in the Sex In A Can line. It's discreet(ish), easy to care for, and feels amazing. The awesome vampire theme is really nice, too. Although it isn't the tightest and it doesn't have the most suction, it's still a really solid toy. Besides, the mouth is just fun to play with.
Amazing design
Bad suction
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Count Cockula is another masturbator in the "Sex In A Can" line by Fleshlight. Like all toys in the FleshJack line, this toy is intended for use by gay men, although I'm sure a straight man could use it. The "character" of this toy is a male vampire, although there's a "female" succubus version called "Succu Dry"-- which is exactly the same, except for the label.

Since women lack the proper equipment to use this toy, I would say women won't have any use for this toy on themselves. However, I imagine that it's possible for a woman to use it on her boyfriend.

Since it's encased in a large plastic "soda can", it's free-standing, just like any other Fleshlight. It features a texture that is only used in the Count Cockula and Succu Dry models. Since it's smaller than other Fleshlight models, it's a bit more portable. Also, since it's designed to look like a large can of soda, it's considered "discreet" (although "Count COCKula" and "Fleshjack" are emblazoned across the front of the toy, so it probably wouldn't fool anyone who looked at it for more than 2 seconds).

The sleeves superskin material is waterproof, however the glue holding the label on the can is not, so if you want to use it in the shower, you should probably be careful. It's also pretty quiet during use, save for the occasional "schlick" or "pwpwpwpwpw" of the suctio -- although the suction cap can be removed entirely.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Men
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • In a boat-with a goat-in the rain-in the dark-on a train-in a car-on a tree
    • In a box-with a fox-in a house-with a mouse-here and there-anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Somewhat discreet
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

All Fleshlight toys are made with their patented "superskin" material. Superskin rates as a 5 on the safety scale. It cannot be sterilized, and it's porous. It also can only be cleaned with warm water -- NO SOAP!

The material has a slight smell, but there's no taste to it. It also is very soft.

On the outside of the toy, there is the "mouth", with a few teeth and fangs. The teeth and fangs are just as soft as the rest of the toy. The "mouth" is the exact same mouth that can be found on the Succu Dry model. Inside of the toy is a texture called "Fang", which only exists on Count Cockula and Succu Dry. Fang is a bunch of little spikes, which are perpendicular to the length of the toy.

The casing is made of normal plastic with a paper label.
    • Light odor
    • Plush
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Since I have a pretty big vampire fetish, I LOVE the design of this toy. The design is what made me buy it in the first place. Since it's designed to cover the whole penis, it's bigger than some other masturbators out there.

Here are some specs:

Length: 7 3/4"
Fits up to: 6 3/4"
Width: 2 3/4"
Anal depth: 5 1/2"
Weight: 18.5 oz
"Volume": 1 pint 8 fl oz

Since this toy is designed like a large soda can, it's much more discreet than other masturbators, although it's not as discreet as the other Sex In A Can models.

As opposed to the other Sex In A Can models, this model isn't very tight at all. Since I've never used a masturbator before, I'd say it's for any level of experience, although those with thinner penises might find that it is not tight enough. Also, since the can is a great deal smaller than the original Fleshlight, those with longer penises might find it too short.

This toy is suitable for travel since it's on the smaller side of cased masturbators (ie, Tenga Flip Hole, etc).
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

The suction is where I'm not all that impressed here. When I watch videos of people using other Fleshlights with suction, I hear a resounding "pop" as they pull out of the toy. You don't get that as much with this one. Other than that, it feels surprisingly good. It's soft and not tight, yet it's stimulating. This toy does not vibrate, however.
    • Easy to use
    • Very stimulating
    • Doesn't vibrate

Care and Maintenance

Since this toy is made of "superskin", it cannot be cleaned with soap. It also cannot be sterilized. To clean it, I simply turn it inside out, run it under some warm water, turn it back, run some more water, and then dry it with a paper towel. To get out tough stains, use a little isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol). Also, like other soft toys, just dust it with some 100% corn starch to make it nice and silky again. Since the casing is plastic, you can just screw on both caps and throw it in your toybox and be done with it after cleaning.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Most people receive this toy in a clean, cylindrical, plastic case with the little Fleshlight seal, but I didn't. I bought the toy from the Fleshjack website, and instead I just received the free lube sample, care instructions, and the toy in a plastic bag. The instructions include information on how to clean and store the toy. The instructions also advertise their other products.
    • Very informative

Personal comments

Look! He's sticking his tongue out at you! (Colt Throbber inside)
Count Cockula Tongue


When I got this toy, I was really hoping that it would be good, I've always felt very iffy about penetration, since I'm so sensitive. The Count Cockula really took care of my needs, and it wasn't uncomfortable or painful at all.
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  • *Camoprincess*
    Thanks for the review, this thing kinda creeps me out. Kinda weird that this isn't packaged the same way as the ones sold on EF
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review. I agree, that's weird the packaging is different...
  • Internet Brat
    LOL, best review I've read today. Keep up the good work!
  • Silverdrop
    Haha... love the picture.
  • Katie09
    Great review! Not being able to sterilize seems like the only downside.
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
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  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review!
  • ryse
    Great review
  • UpTheMiddle
    Good review
  • SumFun75
    thanks you for the info
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • SMichelle
    You did a great job on this review!
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  • CountryPrincess
    Thanks for your review
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