At first glance, the Dayton Rains Cock Sucker looks a big eggplant. I want to state that at the very beginning because I feel this first impression set a very humorous tone to the rest of my experience. It's packaged in a typical heterosexual sex toy package, the picture of a naked woman, who I would assume is Dayton Rains, is spread eagle on the cover. Now as a gay man, although I can appreciate her beauty, she does nothing to stimulate me.

First, I looked at the directions in the box. On a small sheet, it told the user how to use the batteries, which was really ineffective, because the directions were not for this specific sex toy but for any toy that uses batteries.

As I said before, when I first took out the toy, I thought, "Damn. What is this eggplant doing here?" It's big, I would say, a bit bigger than Snapple bottle. It smelled like balloons. I started to play around with it. I used the pump to create suction while my fingers were inside. I knew it needed lube, but it felt great so far. Then I tried out the vibrating feature. It was a nice amount of vibration. A nice feature of this sex toy is that the vibrating can be adjusted to however high or low I want it to be. After I had examined the blow job imitator, all that was left was to try it out.

I evenly applied ample amounts of lube to inside of the hole. I created a light suction using the pump and slowly slipped my dick inside. To be quite honest, I was surprised. It actually felt like someone was sucking my dick. I mean, I'm not going to lie. "How's this going to feel? A blowjob-giving eggplant?" crossed my mind. But my worries soon faded as I pumped my cock. I had totally forgot about the vibrating and once I turned that on, I was impressed. I used the toy to suck my cock and edge myself, and when I would stop pumping, the vibrating would continue to give me pleasure; I only lasted for a short while longer. I pumped the suction just a tad more and blasted my load hard into the inside of the sex toy.

I had two issues with the toy, however. As stated on the box, I had to be careful the amount of suction I created on my cock. At one point, I created too much suction, which hurt. And I also had to be careful of creating the suction while it was vibrating because I couldn't actually tell how much pressure I had created. The other is that the toy was hard to clean. My fingers weren't long enough to reach the very back of the hole.