Cherry scented pocket pussy - masturbator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by redheadedperfection

The Cherry scented pocket pussy is a cherry scented male masturbator with a bullet vibrator. I'll apologize in advance for the unenthusiastic review, but as you'll soon read, this toy did NOTHING to excite me. So, on with the Detailed Ratings:

Size
This toy is about 6 inches long, and open-ended, so it will fit men of almost any length. Interesting fact about this toy; where most pocket pussies start small and expand, this toy starts out big but doesn't stretch at all. The result is that men who are wider than average will probably not fit in this toy.
15/30

Material
The Jelly material of this toy is somewhat hard and inflexible and doesn't feel all that great. It has a pleasant cherry scent.
4/20

Safety
Jelly gets a 2/10 on the EF safety scale. Here's what they have to say, "Jelly material can't be sterilized like silicone-so no boiling water. Since jelly toys can't be sanitized they can't be shared-unless you put a condom over them. Clean jelly toys with the warm water and toy cleaner. Don't use strong soaps on them and keep in a cool dark place." Use silicone or water based lubes only.
2/10

Color
The red color of the toy isn't too distracting, but the pussy shape does look a bit weird in red, haha.
7/10

Visual Appeal
The design of this toy is a big, bright red, gaping pussy...it might be your thing, but it's not really mine.
8/20

Ease of use
Although it seems pretty straightforward, using this toy is not all that easy, mostly due to the fact that it doesn't stretch.
11/40

Tightness
Since the toy doesn't stretch, it is a little tight on your penis, but it's not a good tight...the raised nubs inside the tunnel are incredibly uncomfortable, and it just doesn't feel anything like a real pussy.
13/40

Suction
None here, whatsoever.
0/30

Sensation 20/60
The only thing that felt remotely good about this toy was the bullet vibrator. I seriously could not have an orgasm with this toy, no matter how hard I tried.

Cleanup
Cleanup isn't so bad, this being an open ended toy, but the nubs trap liquids inside making it harder than you'd think.
12/20

Versatility
Seems to be a somewhat well made toy, and the vibrating bullet will come in handy.
40/70

Price
Not worth it, whatsoever.
20/50

At a glance:

Size 15/30
Material 4/20
Safety 2/10
Color 7/10
Visual Appeal 8/20
Ease of use 11/40
Tightness 13/40
Suction 0/30
Sensation 20/60
Cleanup 12/20
Versatility 40/70
Price 20/50

152/400
2 Stars