I love this toy and I highly recommend this to everyone - male, female, and couples.

Unfortunately, I do not have a penis so I cannot describe the feeling that men experience while using "Silly", but from the woman's point of view I still think this toy is amazing, and if I had a chance to go back and purchase it again I would determinately do it, even for this price.


Silly has a pair of boobs that can be used for fucking, rubbing, sucking and playing with it. It has a nice pussy that feels as close to the real thing as it can get. It has an anus but I am not sure that it would feel much different from the pussy simply because they share the same canal/tube that is ribbed and has this realistic vaginal texture, plus the anal opening is very stretchy.



The torso can be used for so many things. I am sure I don't need to explain to the man how to use it. Couples can get creative on their own as well, I am sure. I just wanted to focus on how women can use this toy when playing solo.

I normally use mine as a rider base. I read that one reviewer used it with a harness and a realistic dildo attached to it and it is a good idea. I use mine in a similar manner, but without a harness. I found that O-ring compatible dildos that have relatively small bases and no balls can be inserted inside of the Silly's vagina. You just need to carefully stretch the lips out and place the base of the realistic dildo inside and let the lips go. Ta da! You've got yourself a shemale realistic torso! I love it because you do not need a harness this way. It is very easy and it stays in very well no matter how rough you ride it. The most comfortable way for me to ride it is on the bed. I also put a pillow or two under the torso so it sits up higher and it makes it more comfortable to ride on.



Another great position (I guess you can call it missionary) is to use it with an inserted dildo while sitting on the edge of the couch/chair/toilet by putting the torso on your abdomen and holding it by the "hip" area. I lift it up and down to simulate her riding me. That is a very good position and the feeling is amazing.



I guess that if you want to practice going down on a girl, that may be a good "training dummy" for you. Sometimes I just like to play with Silly's tits and pussy and it is amazing how real this feels.

The torso is made out of TPR which is basically softened plastic. It can be used with any type of lubricant.
When first pulled out of the box it has a slight smell. I would say like a chemical vanilla but it is not strong at all and not unpleasant. After the first wash, the odor reduces even more and becomes very, very light. I had plenty of opportunity to taste this toy (oh my...) and it does not have any taste.

The TPR blend used here is called FANTA FLESH and it is very soft and plushy but has a good amount of drag to it. I would suggest putting some lubricant on the outside if you want to really rub and love on this doll. Because the material is kind of draggy but very soft in the same time, you risk tearing little pieces out of it. Since it is so soft it is an EXTREME lint/hair/dust magnet. Therefore it should be covered up when stored.



The vagina is extremely, extremely realistic and feels like the real thing inside. It is ribbed and the texture resembles a real woman's vagina extremely well. The boobs are made out of the same material and they are great. I understand that for them to hold up to rough play, like booby-fucking, sucking, rubbing and squeezing, they must be thick so it takes away from the realism. They feel like a pair of really nice fake boobies.



After a few times, my Silly started peeling tiny layers of "skin" comparable to a real person after a bad sunburn. I think it is normal for this type of material since it is a realistic flesh. I guess it has the right to act like one. I also noticed that the torso is made out of dual density TPR. When pinching around the "neck" area, a 2 inch cartilage can be felt through the soft flesh.

Eden fantasys gives TPR a safety rating of 7 out of 10 which is pretty darn good if you ask me because the material feels like the most realistic but more porous materials with much less safety rating.
It is very important to dry your baby well and dust her even better with corn starch after each use so it lives a long and happy life and does not get sticky.

Oh man, do I love the design. It is awesome. It's a pussy, it's a tit, it's a pretty yummy clit! What else would I want?

The folks from Pipedream did a really good job on this one. I like that it is flat on the back so it has some stability. The pussy is extremely real. I had one of my very shy friends come over who is not into sex toys at all and is very modest about it. When I showed her my new possession she got so exited that she slipped a few fingers right in the Silly's pussy and she was amazed by how real it felt.

The torso itself seems a bit too small. I would say it resembles a young teen's body frame and that made me a little uncomfortable. I mean, I would like for the torso to be longer so it looks like an adult woman. Also, the internal vaginal canal can be seen from the outside and it looks like the doll has a rotten gut. It is just because the material is so translucent that you can see the "tube" in her stomach.

My only concern with the design was that the pussy and ass share the same canal and the material is quite thin in the perineum area. This makes me afraid that it may get torn if I play with it too rough.

I have to say that pictures on Eden and on the box are a bit deceiving. It shows flesh toned skin and pink colored pussy, anus and nipples. However, the real thing has no color to it at all and the labia part is almost translucent. This was a little upsetting. I wish they would use the pictures of the real thing on the website/box.

With the current astronomically high baggage fees, this toy is horrible for travel. The manufacturer isn't lying; it is a full 12 pounds of pussy and boobs. If I were the airport security person, I would find it extremely creepy if someone carried a woman's torso in a suitcase. Then I would most certainly give him an anal search. God knows what else he may be carrying right?

I had to figure out the cleaning routine on my own as this mega toy does not come with the instructions.

First of all, it is made out of Thermoplastic elastomer(TPR) which is basically plastic with the things added to it to make it soft. While it is a quite safe material, it is still more porous than silicone and that means a condom is required when sharing!
People say you can use silicone lubricant with TPR but I personally would not just to be on the safe side and because, in my opinion, silicone lubes are messier and harder to clean.

I normally clean my Fuck me silly 2 mega masturbator in the bathtub while taking a shower myself. Because of its big size, I believe that it is the most convenient way to do it. At first I thought that I was going to hate cleaning this bitch up, but then the cleaning process became sort of like a foreplay on its own.
I take my Silly to the bathroom, put it in the tub and wash it with mild soap and warm water, and while it is all lathered up I rub its boobs and pussy and just play with it a little. Silly comes with its own little bottle of cleaner but I just did not like it very much. It seems like it does not do much cleaning. I had a very good experience using Lelo toy cleaner on it though and highly recommend it to everyone, especially for cleaning the inner canal and labia/anus area. It makes the toy smell nice and fresh afterwards. When cleaning the inner canal I just squeeze a little liquid hand soap on the inside and rub it with my hand, and then just put the tip of the bathtub faucet inside of the hole in the back so water just shoots out of the pussy. This way gets it nicely rinsed.

Now, this is the part where most people would stop, but I think it is very important to dry the inner canal very well so the water does not stay in there. If left wet, the water will start smelling bad very quickly. Also, if the toy is wet, the maintenance powder will cake up and that is just nasty. I normally just use an old washcloth, twist it diagonally, push it down the hole in the back and pull it out from the pussy. I do it a couple times until it is dry.

Silly comes with a small bottle of maintenance powder, and considering the size of this toy and the fact that it has to be applied all over after each use, you will run out rather quickly. So I use regular corn starch. Normally I put some on the lid and use a makeup brush to apply it on Silly.

Now, the toy is big, but the box it comes in is huge! When it was left on my porch a neighbor asked if I bought a piece of furniture or something.
Of course, like any other toy from Edenfantasys.com it came in a discreet, non labeled brown box. When opened, there is an actual product box that is not discreet at all. It has pictures of Fuck me silly 2 mega masturbator all over it from every angle imaginable and a photo of a naked female.
The only info this box provides is the name and what's included (a torso, lube, powder and cleaner). Besides that there is a lot of useless info, like an offer to "fuck my pussy". It also advises that you cannot "knock her up" (which is the truth) and a storage suggestion of "tucking her under the bed".

I did not like the fact that there was no information booklet of any kind inside, like the ones that tell you what lubricants can and cannot be used, cleaning tips and that sort of thing.

Since the box design is very intimidating, I would suggest cutting the box up and putting it in a non-see-through garbage bag to dispose of it. I personally have a better way. I think I will just wait until the next trash day in our neighborhood and sneak it in to my grouchy neighbors curb while he is sleeping just for giggles. I mean, I am the person who has no shame but even my cheeks get flushed when looking at the box.

Inside of the product box is the styrofoam box with a lid. I do not recommend it for storage because it breaks easily and little round white balls (pieces of the styrofoam) break off and get everywhere. I would hate cleaning them up all the time.

The next piece of packaging is a clamshell type of container made out of clear plastic. It's pretty flimsy and inside there is the Fuck me silly 2 mega masturbator wrapped in a clear plastic bag. Inside of the bag also included 3 small bottles: lube, cleaning solution and reviving powder.

I would not recommend using the original packaging for storage because of the reasons explained above (box is not discreet, messy Styrofoam, bulky) and just because it is way too complicated and I like to store my toys easy. The best way in my opinion is to use an old pillow case. I think it's just a brilliant idea. Silly slips right in and you can put it anywhere and it will be protected from the dust this way. I store mine in the closet on the top shelf. I would suggest that storing the torso in a padded, soft duffel bag or gym bag can be very convenient and would nicely protect it form getting dusty.

I loved, loved, loved using the Fuck me silly 2 mega masturbator. Thanks Pipedream, you made a really great and awesome product that can be enjoyed by many. I sure do! While using this toy, which I now simply call "Silly", I have developed almost a relationship-like feeling towards her.
We all have our secret sex dreams that a lot of the times cannot be exercised in the real life. I have always dreamed about having sex with a shemale, and now I can!
I love the fact that I can use a realistic dildo with this toy and the harness is not required.
It is not my to-go toy. It requires some set-up and clean-up afterwards, but the experience it provides is great, and Silly is definitely worth its price.