I'm glad it was discontinued...

The only way I can really summarize this review is that I'm just happy that it was a free gift and that we didn't pay for it. I just wrote this review because I was thinking about it today and remembered I had never submitted a review on this item, but that I wanted to to do so, to make sure that others knew how the product really was. I would just hate to see the website carry this again or anyone waste money on this item in the future. I just hope this review helps someone.
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Pros
It was a free gift
Cons
Everything about it is a con aside from it being free
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I have to say first off that I'm really happy they discontinued carrying this item. This is going to be a very short review because honestly I don't really have anything good to say about it. The only thing I can really say that is even a little bit good is that at least it was a free gift and not something we actually paid for.

Our experience with the item is that when we first took it out of the box the first thing I noticed is that that it had a horribly overwhelming chemical smell to it. Now me personally I tend to actually like the slight chemical smell to some times but this was even too much for me to deal with. My husband tried to use it and it actually was so soft, too strong of a smell, and so loose fitting (even though he's a smaller guy) that to him he said it felt like there was nothing there. More accurately, his exact phrase was "My hand feels a million times better than this thing." He tried it for about a minute or two and was bored of it already. He went to take it off and the entire thing ripped in half. Then it just became another piece in our trash can. No big loss though. I think even if it wouldn't have ripped we would have still thrown it way that day anyway.

So like I stated above, I know this review is not very long nor very great, but I hope that anyone reading it finds it helpful in deciding to not buy this item from anywhere. Also I hope in submitting it, that it will help make sure Eden's never carry this item again. They are such a good company that items like these need never to be associated with them.
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  • Contributor: megan1987
    thanks
  • Contributor: Starshiptrooper84
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: woofcub
    thanks for the review and warning
  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    This seems like a big fail. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: RoldGold
    THANKS
  • Contributor: DiamondKoala
    Thanks for the review. Sorry it didn't work out, but I still find it funny how bad this is.
  • Contributor: qm
    Good thing it's discontinued, geez.
  • Contributor: griffonc
    Thanks for the review
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