Not Really What I Was Expecting...

Overall, my opinion of this toy is a no, but that's just my opinion. I personally don't like this product at all. I mean, granted, it's very easy to clean, very easy to use, and it's so damn realistic, but it's also noisy, very big, and just a pain to store.
Published:
Pros
Very easy to use, easy to clean, very realistic.
Cons
Noisy, big, hard to store.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

Having used a male masturbator before this product, I realized that the ones you can actually hold in your hands and squeeze tighter are better than any fleshlight could ever be (in my opinion, that is). I, for one, didn't like this product. I mean, it was very easy to use and easy to clean, but there's a lot I didn't like. For one, the toy makes noise as you use it. It like, I don't know, it's hard to explain, but it kind of whistles from the bottom cap.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

This product is made from Superskin, which is an incredibly realistic, soft, and smooth material. It is a hypoallergenic, latex-free product that retains heat well. This product has a very velvety/ribbed inside to it that really did nothing for me. I don't know if it's because I prefer the real thing or just because I know I'm using a flashlight, but I personally didn't like the feeling. This product also didn't have any odor, which would make this the first toy I bought without one.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Okay, let's get started. In my fair opinion, this toy sucked, and not in a good way. The toy looks like a flashlight; that is, if you have a flashlight the size of a two liter! I think it's way too big, which in turn makes it very hard to hide and not very travel friendly. I also have to say that this toy, when you use it, makes way too much noise from the cover on the bottom. It also had way too much ribbing on the inside, which kind of hurt a bit. This product just didn't work for me at all.
    • May be too tight for some
    • Realistic
    • Tight fitting

Functions / Performance / Controls

Okay, well, on the bottom of this toy is a very simple to use twist cap that is put there to either keep the air in, making a very tight suction inside the toy, or to let the air out, which in turn makes for a very easy, loose fit inside the toy. That aspect of the toy I liked, because you can control the tightness and looseness of the toy as you use it, which is really nice. Now, what I didn't like was the ribbed insides of the toy, which at times can really hurt and cause some chaffing on your member. I also didn't like the fact that the cap on the bottom of the toy, when opened a little bit or a lot, makes a whistle noise as you use it (which can be really annoying).
    • Easy to use
    • Feels realistic
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

Care and maintenance of this toy is the simplest ever, so read closely and take notes: Use warm water. See, hope you guys can remember that! All you have to do is take the sleeve out of the flashlight, hold open the pussy, and run warm water right down through it for a little while. Then, leave out to dry, and bam, it's that easy!
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

This product showed up in a long rectangle box, almost as big as a shoe box. When you open it up, you get all of your packing paper, your order list, and, of course, your toy. The toy itself is sealed inside a big metal tin, a little bigger than the toy (kind of like a cookie tin). When you open the tin, which has a seal on it, you find the fleshlight wrapped and sealed in plastic, along with some booklets on how to use the toy and clean it.
    • Very informative
Follow-up commentary
Umm, I don't even use it anymore honestly. This product just sits in my closet in the tin it came in because it's too big to put anywhere else. I really don't use this product anymore because it's too big, too loud and just not for me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: john.lee
    thanks for the review anyway
  • Contributor: locomotion
    live hard or die soft, lol. thanks
  • Contributor: Sureshot
    big fan of critical reviews, and sorry to hear this wasn't the one. Keep up the good work
  • Contributor: AriaRN
    thanks
  • Contributor: BlooJay
    Thx for the review!
  • Contributor: sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: SecondStory
    thanks for the warning
  • Contributor: Septimus
    Thanks for the review. I think we're probably still going to get this one. Maybe it'll be better for us, who knows?
  • Contributor: petname
    Aww, sorry it didn't get any better.
  • Contributor: Lovely Jubblies
    Interesting, I haven't seen many negative reviews on these.
  • Contributor: elrique
    Yeah, I agree, its just a bit too cumbersome.
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