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$48.99
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Guardian and its keeper
Personally I don't think the Guardian and its Keeper is worth the money. There are a lot of other ways to make a soft penis hard without spending this kind of money. I'm sure not everybody will have the same results we did, but for the hubby and I we did not like this product at all. I can think of a lot of ways to make him hard without him having to "pump" himself up.
Pros
Not loud, makes penis hard.
Cons
Too much work, penis ring wouldn't stretch, smelled.
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Published:September 02, 2011
Price:
$50.99
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Stroking power pump
I sent my friend Ed this toy in exchange for a review. While I'm too far away to watch or help him review it, it was interesting read his take on the toy and how annoying it was to clean.
Pros
Strong vibe; Inexpensive; Feature-rich
Cons
Extremely difficult to clean; Plastic is too hard/firm; Too short
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Published:July 15, 2011
Price:
$21.99
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Wicked superstar pumps Devinn Lane
Product is good for the money and I would suggest to friends, but would warn them to get better pump sleeve that is more flexible and bigger.
Pros
Great Suction, picture and length
Cons
Pump sleeve is WAYYY to small, not for the larger than average male
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Published:June 11, 2011
Price:
$24.99
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Telescoping travel pump
For average size, this is a great investment. If you are larger than average, the donut might be a little small, and it could cause it to hurt. Overall, this is worth the money.
Pros
The power of the pump. The overall look, how easy it is to clean and store, and travel with.
Cons
If you go above the donut it hurts.
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Published:February 09, 2011
Price:
$21.99
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Wicked superstar pumps Sydnee Steele
I was disappointed at first, but after some home engineering, the pump did what I expected from it. The two stars are based on not being able to use the toy right out of the box without slight modifications. FOR THOSE WITH LATEX ALLERGIES, THIS TOY CONTAINS NATURAL RUBBER LATEX. I could see this toy being good for intermediate users. Even for an experienced user, you can't pump too much due to the potential for damage to blood vessels and the penis itself (as noted in the package warnings).
Pros
Simple to assemble,
clear cylinder so you can see what is happening.
Cons
One size does NOT fit all (without modifications),
POTENTIAL LATEX ALLERGY
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Published:January 09, 2011
Price:
$21.99
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Wicked superstar pumps
I did not like this item or the feel of this item. Maybe others will enjoy it, but it's just not my type of item, I guess.
Pros
Easy to clean, sturdy plastic cylinder, quick release valve, latex ring, easy pump action
Cons
Very tight fit, unable to choose model for front picture
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Published:December 30, 2010
Price:
$0.00
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Automatic precision pump
This was an amazing pump; I would tell everyone about how much I loved this product, I recommend this to anyone into pump play. It’s amazing, so easy to use, very safe, comfortable, and it just flat out works.
Pros
Automatic, size, ease of use
Cons
Not very concealable
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Published:December 13, 2010
Price:
$41.99
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Measure up pump
The Measure Up Pump is excellent for any bedroom playtime- whether you want solo, partnered or group activity. I enjoy using this on my penis. My girl likes the feel of the suction on her nipples and vagina. It's also a good to pump and get the blood moving before you head out for a night of fun. If your penis is happy, you will be happy.
Pros
Easy storage, Great for getting the blood flowing.
Cons
No prolonged use, Sleeves should be re-designed to feel better.
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Published:December 01, 2010
Price:
$30.99
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Millennium power pump
Want to surprise your girl! Go for it. You can't see yourself inside it but that just makes it more of a surprise!
Pros
Looks good, good for beginners, easy to clean, durable.
Cons
Not discreet, no instructions, not transparent.
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Published:November 09, 2010
Price:
$31.99
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Rock hard pump kit
We were excited to use it but it was a big let down! This pump didn't do the trick and the material made is dysfunctional.
Pros
lube sample included
Cons
hurts, material, better directions, cock ring
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Published:October 28, 2010
Price:
$32.99
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John Holmes sauna pump
Don't waste your time. I hate to be that guy who has nothing good to say but it's just a waste of plastic tubing. The sauna feature is an amazing concept, but they just didn't even try to pull it off. The perfect gag/bachelor(ette) gift,but not at all a working product.
Pros
Easy to clean, easy to pump a lot in a little time.
Cons
WAY too big, you have to cover the hole for the pump to work.
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Published:September 22, 2010
Price:
$46.99
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Tyler Faith phuck pump
My recommendation is do not buy this. You will be discouraged with the product and it will cause you to unfairly be upset with Eden who did not manufacture this. They simply are making it available and trying to help you make wise choices in your adult toy purchases with reviews. Thank you, Eden, for your concern for well-advised purchases.
Pros
Like the gauge.
Cons
The rest falls apart.
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Published:June 07, 2010
Price:
$0.00
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Automatic rock hard pump
This was probably the worst experience with a sex toy that I've ever had. I don't ever expect a toy to cause me pain and that's all I really got out of this. I would recommend avoiding this and going for something a little higher quality with a manual pump.
Pros
Electric pump is easy to use.
Cons
Too tight for the average user, pump cheaply made, noisy!
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Published:May 01, 2010
Price:
$21.99
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Wicked superstar pumps Kaylani
There are much better pumps available and for only slightly more money. I saw no effect on my size stamina or sensitivity. I was very disappointed with the effects and the comfort. Kaylani picture is a big help but doesn't make up for the short comings of this pump.
Pros
Price is great the picture is great and the release valve works well.
Cons
Sleeve is to tight and hard to insert and withdraw.
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Published:March 02, 2010
Price:
$37.99
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Ramrod pump
The Ramrod is a waste of money. The latex ripped within three uses and the pump did not work. No instructions or warnings were included in the packaging. Do not buy this pump.
Pros
None.
Cons
Does not work, material rips easily.
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Published:February 11, 2010
Price:
$0.00
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Best Buy pump
I feel like the product is much better than my experiences with it. Unfortunately for me, the product caused discomfort and so I wasn't able to truly test the product out.
Pros
Price, material, and potential.
Cons
Slit was on the smaller side, unusable for me.
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Published:December 28, 2009
Price:
$64.99
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Total erection system
For a man wanting a bigger member this will get you on the way. It increased my length by about 2 inches and I don't know the girth, it does look bigger. While I had difficulty with the erection keeper ring, I feel a good slip on elastic type, or snap type cock ring will do the trick. I'm keeping pump until something better comes along...
Pros
Ease of use, easy to control, clear cylinder, sleeve.
Cons
Erection ring and the tubing.
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Published:December 21, 2009
Price:
$41.99
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XL pet pump
If this product stayed in place better, or wasn't so damn difficult to hide I might like it better. I think it would work great for guys who are a little larger than me and have trouble getting it up but it just doesn't fit the "Average" Penis. Sorry other Average sized guys, go with a smaller version.
Pros
Does get me hard, though that could just be due to fumbling around with my penis.
Cons
Too big to store or wash discreetly, repetitive wrist motions can cause injury.
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Published:December 15, 2009
Price:
$33.99
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One armed bandit pump
I used this toy for awhile because I do enjoy new sensations, and the pumping did get me horny, as well as erect. However, due to the many downsides I have listed below, I am glad I finally threw this one out. I may try more pumps in the future, but until they come out with the One Armed Bandit Pump MKII, I'm staying away from this toy.
Pros
Gave me a massive erection, helps win cumming for distance contests.
Cons
Erection is squishy, doesn't last long, leaves penis shaped weird.
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Published:September 30, 2009
Price:
$36.99
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Rookie
Though this is a good idea, this specific pump doesn't deliver. Aching hands and sub-par materials, the Rookie will leave you heartbroken.
Pros
Helps with erectile dysfunction or looking for temp size up. Cylinder can have better pump added.
Cons
Pump bulb uncomfortable and doesn't have enough suction. No pressure gauge, doughnut uncomfortable.
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Published:August 27, 2009