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Pumped up
If you're long in the down south area, look past this pump. This is more for smaller men and beginners. It does have great suction and can be used for both men and woman.
Pros
Great suction
Air Release Valve
Great for beginners & men on the smaller side
& Great for Women
Cons
Could be a little longer
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Published:September 12, 2012
Price:
$99.99
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Magnum pump
This is fun for playing as a couple, letting him solo or as a masturbation and foreplay device. I enjoy pumping him up and teasing him with the suction amount, easing it up and down slightly and carefully to add a bit of stimulation and watching him get hard in 30 seconds....priceless!!
Pros
Pressure gauge helpful.
Solo or couple play.
Soft grips on pump for comfort.
Cons
Latex sleeve.
Smaller size.
Pump can break.
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Published:August 17, 2012
Price:
$49.99
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Robo suck
I didn't feel anything! The 'action area' of the toy is so small that it just doesn't produce enough stimulation. It was a very tight fit for me, so I feel that a few exceptional men wouldn't be able to use this product.
Pros
Unique design.
Cons
C cell batteries, may not fit thicker men, small stimulated area.
Price:
$42.99
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Hard man's tool kit
All in all I just can't recommend this product. It is just not worth your money. I try to give reviews that will tell the good and the bad about a product to help you make an informed decision. With this kit it is hard to find the value. I say if you're interested in anything in the kit, buy a decent product in the same category such as a better butt plug or pump and I think you would be happy with one decent product rather than a kit of less than quality, pleasing products.
Pros
nice assortment of sex toys
Cons
cost, cheaply made, not very pleasurable
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Published:July 10, 2012
Price:
$29.99
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John Holmes personal pump
This pump will accommodate any man up to a 3" girth. It is great for use with a partner, the more hands you have the easier it is to use!! For solitary use, however, it is a bit difficult and awkward to use properly and the rubber base seal does not work as designed. This pump is best used as a novelty or gag gift, but we are trying to come up with alternative uses and accessories, so stay tuned for the follow up.....
Pros
Large girth and length.
Easy to clean.
Removable base sleeve.
Cons
Difficult to use.
Piston style pump on top.
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Published:May 18, 2012
Price:
$27.99
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Fireman's pump
I did have to trim the sleeve a bit to give some room for my member, but that's not a big deal so I will not consider it a con. The only con I can think of is the length of the cylinder. It could be longer. But other than that I was very satisfied with my results and I will use this thing every night until I find one that suits my size. Great pump, guys!
Pros
Sturdy, good quality materials, no breakage, works well
Cons
Cylinder could be two or three inches longer
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Published:April 17, 2012
Price:
$36.99
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Remote plunger pump
Overall this pump was a pretty big disappointment to my boyfriend, the main problem with this pump was how easily the the tubing got holes. I would look elsewhere when trying to find the right pump to buy.
Pros
Easy to use
Cons
Tubing gets holes
Size
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Published:April 14, 2012
Price:
$38.99
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Samurai vibrating pump
I don’t mind some work when it comes to fun-time, but the Samurai takes out all of the fun because it requires so much work, and then has no pay out in the end. Being that you get nothing besides a good laugh the price isn’t worth it either. If you plan on buying a pump that actually does what it claims the Samurai isn’t the one.
Pros
The release button actually works!
Cons
No suction, weak vibrations, inflatable tongue doesn't work properly
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Published:March 18, 2012
Price:
$27.99
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Nick Manning's masturstroke masturbation kit
The Nick Manning masturstroke masturbation kit is a small set of cock rings, penis pump, lube and penis masturbation sleeve. Though parts of the set were fun, mainly this kit was a let down. I enjoyed the cock rings but the rest was iffy.
Pros
Cice cock rings
Free lube
Cons
Bad pump suction
Too tight
Cheap lube
Not discrete
Very cheap masturbation sleeve
Price:
$45.99
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Vibrating big man's pump
This big man's pump proved to be fun and entertaining for my partner and myself. If you are above average — and want to try a pump out — then it sucks in a good way.
Pros
Different sized sleeves
Good suction
Cons
Extra girth won’t last long
Price:
$29.99
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Bullfighter pump
Simple to use for that erection you can't get when you just need to fuck. A bit awkward to use, but less awkward than not being able to fuck her. If ED is a serious issue for you, recommend seeing a physician.
Pros
Small, easy to clean, easy to use
Cons
Awkward, might be too small for those with larger penises.
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Published:February 25, 2012
Price:
$25.99
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Jack off pump
The Jack off pump was bought in hopes of adding something extra to my partner's penis, but I went in purchasing blindly and got the wrong size. It provides decent suction when tested on other areas, but sadly could not be properly tested.
Pros
Affordable, good suction, textured sleeve, and quick release.
Cons
Didn't fit my partner(my fault), results may vary, and jelly sleeve.
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Published:February 14, 2012
Price:
$67.99
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Optimum pistol pump
Want to try a trigger pump and do not know if you will like it better than you r current bulb pump? Do you want an inexpensive pump to fix up and add accessories as you discover them? Are you new to pumps and just want to try one out? This pump is a great bargain for each of those questions and more. At this price, just toss it or part it out to your other pumps if you hate it!
Pros
Trigger pump mechanism.
See through shaft.
Larger diameter.
Cons
Rubber sleeve. Senso inner sleeve.
The strong aroma from them. We replaced them.
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Published:January 22, 2012
Price:
$30.99
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Silicone power pump
This pump works acceptably well in producing a full erection quickly and easily. For men of average (or below) size, it makes a great first pump.
Pros
Easy to use, Performs well
Cons
May be too small for some, Requires lube
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Published:January 07, 2012
Price:
$51.99
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PowerGrip pump
Although a great design at a great price, an internal flaw in the design keeps the user constantly pumping away on the handle to maintain vacuum pressure. Be advised that you will have to work for your rock hard erection.
Pros
Very affordable with free erection ring
Cons
Constant, slow leak requires constant pumping
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Published:December 02, 2011
Price:
$17.99
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Colt silicone sleeve
A perfectly adequate, unimpressive pumping sleeve. It certainly was a step up from the supposed "Universal" sleeve I reviewed a few weeks ago, but ultimately is unimpressive. It's a bit like changing the garden hose - you're not likely to be absolutely stunned by performance, but would know if something were completely backwards.
Pros
It works as described, for the most part.
Cons
The size of the mating cylinder dooms the sleeve to being sucked in and causing air leaks.
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Published:October 15, 2011
Price:
$31.99
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Mighty man trigger pump
My search for the perfect in-shower/bath pump continues, but this pump is a great choice for most. I'm not sold on the need for a gauge, but know from experience that a squeezeball pump is worthless. This pump gets you the ease of a trigger without the frill of a gauge and makes it a great purchase in the price range. Just double check your measurement before ordering ;-)
Pros
Trigger pump (vs ball)
One-way valve for hose disconnect
Best stock sleeve
Cons
No vacuum release without hose attached
Can be a little tight depending on your size.
Rating:
Published:October 14, 2011
Price:
$30.99
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Colt cylinder
This is, most likely, not the size you are looking for, unless you're: an experienced pumper, John Holmes reborn, or you intend on pumping scrotum and penis at once. Even without directions and a cylinder that is too large, you can still achieve positive results with this device. Just don't buy too one that is too large if you're hoping to help your ED.
Pros
Increased flaccid length; increased orgasmic strength; maybe increased erect size.
Cons
Wrong size makes pumping difficult; silicone sleeve slips; no instructions.
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Published:October 09, 2011
Price:
$24.99
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Optimum universal pump sleeve
If a product advertises itself as being Universal, it should be a reasonable approximation thereof - able to meet the needs of most users and most devices. This sleeve would be lucky to fit on a 2.5" cylinder, and would be too large for anyone but the girthiest of men to use. An utter disappointment.
Pros
It has a nice, soft texture.
Cons
Not truly universal - only will work for a very small percentage of men and cylinders.
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Published:October 04, 2011
Price:
$0.00
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So pumped
Pump it up! Great quality pump for smaller to average men. There were a couple of times I was worried about removal and it sounded like a duck was in the bedroom twice. So, average size or smaller, keep the hunting dogs outside and pump away!
Pros
Simple design.
Good quality.
Silicone donut included.
Cons
Too short.
Donut too tight.
Difficult removal.
Rating:
Published:September 03, 2011
