College tease - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by Dizzykakes

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The 40 year old virgin

This product is mainly made for men who really like tight vaginas. If you want something that feels more realistic, I would not recommend this product.
Super tight
Without lube, it is almost impossible to fit a penis in.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I got this product for free a couple of weeks ago, and since I am a woman I sent it to my husband who is overseas on a boat. He is a marine and currently stationed in Libya. Anyways, he received the package a few days ago. He wrote me a long email stating exactly what he felt about this product.

Packaging: A white box with big words in red states Shane's World is what the tease came in. It also states on the box Soft n' tight, She'll go all night! My husband said to this catch phrase,"She may go all night, but I can't."

Function: When you pull the College Tease out of the box, the color is quite intriguing. It is a cool clear plastic, but inside was a nice pink color. The college tease has an opening that resembles a vagina. The thing he didn't like was the smell of it. He told me it had a strong plastic odor, but that can easily go away once washed a couple of times. He also made sure I knew it didn't feel like a real vagina. His exact words were "Vaginas are not ribbed nor plastic smelling." Because it was only five inches long, he couldn't fit himself completely in it without going out the other end.

Use: When he used the College Tease, he said he felt like his penis was going to fall off. This was a huge disappointment considering he used lube. Maybe he is too big in size. I am not really sure why this gave him this effect. To other men out there, make sure you lube the inside really well. Do not lube up your penis thinking you are going to make it to the other side. You can pretty much use any lube, but in my opinion one should use water-based. This product is water-proof so you can play with it in the shower. If played in the shower, I am sure you can have a better experience due to the wetness.

Cleaning and Storage: Cleaning the Tease is pretty simple, just add a little water and soap. I think that is the easiest thing about this product. When you put it away, this baby can be put pretty much anywhere. Try to keep it in a place that is room temperature. Too hot of a temperature could cause it to get a little sticky.

This toy is meant for men and only men. Its purpose is for having a good time. My husband had a horrible time, but that doesn't mean it isn't the right product for you. This is only his second play toy. If you want something that will grip your penis like a virgin, I say go for it.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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    • Genitals
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  • namelesschaos
    Good review. I got the college cutie and it so tight it was unusable.
  • Dizzykakes
    I am glad someone feels the same way as my husband. lol
  • Checkmate
    Sorry it did not work out well for your husband. I also have a masturbator in which I suffer the same fate as your husband - not fun at all. Thanks for the review.
  • oldman
    wouldn't tighter be better?
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