College tease - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by Mastervivid

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This pocket pussy is a mega disappointment. The only thing it has going for it is that it is easy to clean. Other than that, everything else about it is negative. The opening is way too small. The ribs are hardly noticeable and the toy smells terrible. Using it in the shower is also an even worse idea, than using it normally. It doesn't stay lubricated at all either. You will push most of the lube out within a couple of thrusts.
Cheap, tight, easy to clean
Opening too small, smells, very shallow inner ribs
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I was super excited to get this toy. It looked like a fantastic deal, at such a cheap price, but it ended up being a complete dud. First off, it is insanely difficult to get into. I'm pretty long, but I am not very wide, by any means, but even for me the hole is so tiny, you really have to fight your way into it. I can't really imagine anyone with a wide girth being able to use this or have fun with this toy. You can't really lube your dick, because the opening is so tight that it pushes the lube right off. So to make it smooth and even remotely useable, you need to lube the inside, and even then, when you use it your dick will push the lube out after a few thrusts.

The tightness of the opening also makes it difficult to get a rhythm going, because if you go up even slightly too far, it will quickly slide right off of you. The next issue I have with the toy is that the ribs are hardly noticeable. They are not deep ribs and are so rounded it gave me absolutely no feeling whatsoever. The fact that the ribs are so shallow is what causes the toy to lose all the lube, when you thrust into it. If you get any lube on the outside, it makes it impossible to get a grip on it as well. I also tried using it in the shower and, in my opinion, it made the experience even worse. The water makes the toy lose lubrication faster and it turns the toy into a vacuum. It sticks to you at the opening, because it is so tight.

The final issue with this toy for me is the smell. I didn't really notice it at first, but it truly reeks. My girlfriend tried using it on me and, after about 2 minutes, she couldn't take it anymore, because she couldn't stand the smell of it. I thought she was overreacting, but the smell definitely is a turn-off.

The one positive to this toy is that it is easy to clean, mainly because it has virtually no grip whatsoever. Warm water and soap does a perfect job at cleaning this pocket pussy.

I expected more from this toy and was completely disappointed. Then again, for the cheap price, I guess you shouldn't expect much. In no way do I recommend this toy, unless you have a super sensitive dick, then maybe the toy will be able to do something for you. For me, however, The toy could not even come close to getting me off. Definitely a tease.
Follow-up commentary
I've tried using this tease a couple more times and I've still had no luck or fun with it. It has gotten me absolutely nowhere, when using it and it is still difficult and a pain to use. The ribbing inside just isn't noticeable enough to get me anywhere and it requires you to use way too much lube, to keep trying. Also the smell of this toy has managed to get even stronger and worse. At this point, I've just decided to get rid of it, because it is useless for me. Unfortunately, it was a bad introduction to male masturbators for us. Hopefully, the next one we try is better.
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My College tease tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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