Nipple ring - nipple jewelry by Cal Exotics - review by NonNewtonianBisexual

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Amazingly useful but terribly useless

Unless your nipples are accustomed to extreme play then this is in no way the item for you. If you're just starting out then look into far milder clamps. If you're into the tough stuff and want that pierced look... well then just get your nipples pierced.
Very functional
Not any good at what they're intended for
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Out of all the toys I've had the chance to review this has probably been the single most useful item EdenFantasys has to offer. They add a wonderful decorative element in place of normal paperclips. They can hold your keys together while making it easy to pop out USB drives or multi-tools.
Paper Clip
Hold your definitions together for studying on the go. Use it on your mug or wine glass so your guests don't mistake their drinks for yours.
Notecard Ring
Wine Charm
It makes a lovely thumb ring, if your thumbs are big enough. If you're the kind of sex toy enthusiast that enjoys crafting then you'll be happy to know it makes a fantastic removable stitch marker.
Thumb Ring
Stitch Marker

You may have figured out my point here, but I'll mention the things that bear mentioning. The packaging is a small plastic clamshell with an insert that isn't exactly discreet. The rings are about an inch across with a loose metal ball. They're made out of some kind of metal, but from the packaging I can only tell you that it's not gold, silver or nickel.
Bare Rings
I really want to say something nice about these rings. They look wonderful and in principle they'd be a bucket of fun, but I just can't understand how human nipples can bear them. The longest I lasted was just shy of 10 seconds before they became intensely painful. For weeks I tried putting them on other parts of my body just in case they held some some kind of useful purpose. They were a no go on my bellybutton, still hurt on my fingers and were to too tough to get onto my ears (plus there's better clip-ons out there anyway.) I even tried to see if I could use it as a fake frenulum piercing. That's how much I wanted these rings to work out, that even after causing me unbearable nipple pain I still thought, "well, maybe it could work on my schlong."

In case you don't take my advice then the rings should be easy to clean with soap and water, if they're made of a rust-safe material. If they're not then... well I've got nothin'. Honestly the best advice I can give you is this: if you really want your nipples to look pierced and these rings are calling out to you, then pick up your keys and just drive down to your local tattoo parlor and get them done.
Follow-up commentary
Nothing has changed from my previous review, these are still very angry little clamps. I did realize they'd also make great refrigerator magnets.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Nipple ring tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn as jewelry
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Can be worn during masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Nipples
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  • EmuLove
    Love the pics!! Thanks for the review
  • SassySam
    very cute review.
  • Feisty
    Thanks for sharing your thoughts!
  • A Good Girl
    Amusing! Thanks for trying to find something useful to do with them!
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  • Pete's Princess
    Very entertaining review.
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