Max protect balls n all - male intimate lotion by Classic Erotica - review by Undead

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Balls N All

Max Protect Balls N All moisture control balm is marketed as helping to prevent shaving irritation as well chafing from sweating and rubbing. I was happy to be given the chance to try this to see if it helped with chafing but it didn't seem to do it's job with me.
Didn't work for me
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Max protect Balls N All moisture control balm is designed for men to apply to areas after shaving to reduce irritation like red bumps. It is also used to prevent chafing in areas that are prone to it by creating a protective barrier sealing out moisture.
It is infused with pheromones which are said to aide in the attraction of the opposite sex.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Balls N All is listed as a balm which I don't quite understand why because the texture and consistency is like that of a very thin, cheap lotion; basically a thin white liquid. It comes out of the tub easily and stays in place where it is applied.
It feels a bit cool when applied but that feeling doesn't last long. It absorbs well into the skin and leaves the area that you applied it feeling smooth.

Taste / Aroma

The scent to Balls N All is listed as unscented but infused with pheromones. It doesn't have a smell at all really. The smell reminds me of unscented lotion that you get at the retail store. It isn't strong and barely noticeable.

The pheromones are supposed to heighten the arousal and aid in the attraction of the opposite sex. I'm not sure if it really works, I've never noticed anything different in my fiance when I wear pheromone products. It may work for some people but I'm starting to think it is like the placebo effect.


I requested this product as my free assignment because I work in a factory that gets pretty hot in the summer season. They don't feel they need to install air conditioning units and the fans, free water and popsicles don't do much. I'm not overweight but I have noticed chafing sometimes during the summer in my groin area as well as inner thighs just below the groin. I've tried all sorts of things and nothing seemed to last or really work.
I applied this when I go to work on one of the hottest days of the week last week. I put on a generous amount. The cooling effect felt nice but it didn't last. It was very hot that day so sweating was on high. I really didn't notice much difference with this product. I still got sweaty and things rubbed. I'm not sure if I sweat more than normal or what but it just didn't work for me and was a bummer. I have found a sort of over priced powder that helps combined with wearing the sport boxers that a referee friend told me about.
As for washing it off, soap and water will get it off.

The ingredients are:
Water (Eau), Tapioca Starch, C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Triethanolamine, Disodium EDTA, Copulandrone (parfum), Copuline-alike (Parfum), Reconstituted Androne (parfum)
Follow-up commentary
I tried using this a couple more times but it just didn't work. Maybe it's too hot and humid where I work and that is why it doesn't work? I was really disappointed in this balm and really was hoping it would work. It is just laying around now taking up space. It will eventually end up in the trash can.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Do emu
    Thanks for sharing, sorry it didn't work out for you though.
  • Undead
    You're welcome.
  • mrs.mckrakn
    nice review. i was unsure but now ima pass
  • Undead
  • rosythorn
    Yup sounds like you should just use baby powder instead of this for those hot days.
  • Undead
    Good suggestion, this was a dud.
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  • JackNit
    Thanks for the review
  • SecondStory
  • sexy34
    thank you
  • myluv
    thank you
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