Max protect balls n all - male intimate lotion by Classic Erotica - review by Jordan B

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Do you tend to chaff a lot? Do you have sensitive skin? Are you prone to razor burns? Not sweat much? Then this balm would be perfect for you. Leaving you with a powdery film on your skin, it will leave you feeling silky and smooth. You are going to want to shave more often or go for more walks.
- Moisturizes
- Helps with chaffing
- Easy to apply
- Doesn't last long if you sweat a lot
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The product is a moisturizing cream created by Classic Erotica as an after shave balm.

The balm is used post-shave to help moisturize your skin. As you rub the cream on you, it is easily absorbed into the skin. After it is completely absorbed, it leaves a powdered film on your skin which makes it nice and smooth. Note that this powdery substance can be easily rubbed onto clothes but can be rinsed off with water.

Here is a picture of the powdery film left behind:

It is suggested to use this balm on your balls and genital area where you shave. I do not recommend using it on your face because of the powdery film that is left behind, but it is perfect for the inner thighs to prevent chaffing where that is an issue.

This is great for people with sensitive skin as it can be used by those that have tendencies to chaff a lot. Because the balm leaves a powder film, it helps your skin glide against itself which in the end greatly helps reducing the risk of chaffing.

It says that if irritation occurs, you should discontinue use. You should patch test this product before applying it on a large area to make sure you don't have any bad reactions to it.
    • For sensitive skin

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

I like the texture of this balm. It is more like a light face cream rather than being thick like some heavy hand creams tend to be. As you put the balm on your hand it looks like it starts to melt due to your body heat, just as butter would melt in a frying pan. As it melts, the balm becomes very runny and gets away from you easily. As long as you put in your hand and not on your fingers as you squeeze it out, everything will be okay.

The balm is creamy out of the bottle which makes it easy to squeeze out. For this reason, the quantity that comes out is easily controlled.

Here is a picture of the thickness of the balm:

As mentioned above, once dried on the skin a white dust is left covering it. This is how the balm functions to control moisture and act as an aftershave product. The skin that this is applied to is left feeling smooth and natural. You don't feel greasy or like you're wearing anything at all for that matter.
    • Smooth
    • Creamy
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

I did taste this product and I wish I hadn't. I then realized that this would not be useful information for the purposes of this review, anyways. I had my girlfriend taste the powder left on my skin during an oral session and report back to me. She informed me that the balm left no noticeable taste, however it left a slightly noticeable texture on her tongue. It didn't bother her, but she did say that it was a bit of a chalky texture. This is not an edible product, so it is ill advised to use it that way. It should not bother anyone when used before oral sex, though.

As for the smell, the cream has no added scent to it since it is marketed as unscented. It just has the aroma of an unscented hand cream. I find it pleasant, though I can not speak for others. My girlfriend is very sensitive to smells and this doesn't bother her in the least.
    • Light smell
    • Light taste


This product is intended to last as long as an aftershave should last. I would have expected it to last a full work day, but with much physical labor it wore off quite quickly. This product can be easily rinsed off with water or your sweat. If you tend to sweat a lot, this product will not last as long as it should, as was the case for me. It will need reapplication to continue feeling the benefits of the balm.

The lotion is quickly absorbed into the skin and starts to work immediately. It does not have a sticky feel, it leaves you silky and smooth.

The label states that the product is infused with pheromones and provides "sexual magnetism". Although I don't usually buy in to those claims, I wanted to see if we noticed a difference with continued use. After a couple weeks, we decided that the pheromones were simply not our thing. Perhaps we require a different set of pheromones or perhaps this is the one and only downfall of this product. All things said, that's a small failing as we had not expected it to make a difference anyway.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural


Max protect balls n all container is a plastic cone shaped squeeze bottle. It measures 4 1/8" long, it's 2 3/8" at the widest part and tapers down to 1 1/2" at the base. To dispense the cream you simply need to lift the flip top and squeeze away.

The flip top is easy to open so it would be cautioned when traveling with it. Would be a good idea to put it in a baggy just in case the flip top opens by accident.

The packaging isn't discreet as it has "Max protect balls n all moisture control balm" on the front. On the back of the bottle is says: "Specifically designed for a man to protect his ball n all! Pheromone sex attractant. Infused for maximum male magnetism." Although the packaging isn't discreet, you can remove the sticker to reveal a plain black bottle that you will not be shy of.

On the back of the bottle there's "Classic Erotica" with their address. Also written: "Upgrade your post shave! Superior post shave protection. Silky smooth sensation. Maximum moisture control." There doesn't seem to be an expiration date for this product.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

The ingredients for this product are: Water, Tapioca Starch, C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Triethanolamine, Disodium EDTA,Copulandrone (Parfum), Copuline-alike (Parfum), Reconstituted Androne (Parfum)

The last 3 ingredients: Copulandrone (Parfum), Copuline-alike (Parfum) andReconstituted Androne (Parfum) are pheromones that were added to the balm to help attract the female sex.
    • Pheromone infused


This product did not last very long for me. My work requires a lot of physical activity, which makes me sweat a lot and that basically rinses off the Max Protect.

I liked the powdery film that is left behind. Before going to work I put the balm on my inner thighs because I tend to chaff. This balm was great, even though my legs would rub together, it did not cause me any problem because of the film.

I was disappointed that the powder was washed off by my sweat, as the day went on I could feel my thighs rubbing together and causing me to chaff. This would be the perfect product for me if it lasted longer, but that doesn't mean I will stop using it. It is a great feeling for the time that it lasts. For someone that has a less physical job, the balm would last much longer for them and they would be able to enjoy more than me without the hassle of reapplication throughout the day.

Since I have sensitive skin, this balm was perfect for me. Usually after I shave I tend to get razor burns, but with this balm the razor burn was down to a few bumps on my skin. The more I used it the better my skin got after shaving my privates.

The balm advertises that it is pheromone infused and helps for maximum male magnetism, but after using it for a couple weeks, neither I or my girlfriend noticed anything different with my sexual appeal.

I really recommend this balm to people that are prone to chaffing, and it could be for women or men. It's easy to just apply on the problem area for maximum protection.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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