Max protect balls n all - male intimate lotion by Classic Erotica - review by sweetiejo

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Balls N All That It was Meant to Be

Overall the Balls N All balm is good for both men and women, it creates a great moisturizing barrier to prevent chafing and drying out of the skin. Both my boyfriend and I found this to be a good product. It may not be for the most masculine of men because it does come with a light baby powder scent, but it does fade quickly. It is great for shaving or just using it daily and the sensitive formula makes it great for everyday use.
Works Great, Feels Smooth, Prevent Moisture
Smell Is not Manly, Small Tube
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Balls N all moisture control balm, is supposed to be a talc based moisturizer for men. It is used with the Max men line for shaving and trimming the penis area on men. You can use it after shaving on the area and it is supposed to reduce the redness and bumps that form as a result of shaving. My boyfriend uses it to help with dry skin on his penis, whether or not he shaves. It helps to provide a smooth barrier and keeps moisture such as sweat from causing chafing. It is great for sensitive skin like his, and didn't cause any breakouts of itchiness. It is gentle enough to use daily even. I would recommend it to anyone who has an area that gets sweaty and chafes easily. I even use it on my inner thighs and creates a great barrier to help with chafing. Using it after drying off from showering helps keep your skin soft and smooth.
    • Masturbation

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The Balls N all balm has an unusual texture. It comes out of the bottle as a creamy liquid, but it quickly dries and becomes a talc powder. The talc powder has a soft velvety feeling that lasts for about an hour but the protective layer it creates lasts all day. It comes out of the tube rather quickly so to much can come out when you squeeze it, so you have to be careful. The lotion form of the balm doesn't really drip or slide, and doesn't have any feeling due to it drying so quickly.
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

The Balls N all balm is advertised as unscented but it does have a light scent when you open or use it. It smells similar to baby powder with a bit of floral scent, but it does fade quickly once it begins to turn into a powder. The scent was more feminine then I would imagine most men would enjoy but I found it pleasant and like it greatly for me. The scent makes me think of a powder women would use in older times to prevent themselves from sweating, but as I said for the men it does fade very quickly once it dries into the powder. As for a taste make sure to wash before engaging in oral intercourse it does taste like a big mouthful of baby powder and that taste does stay with you through the day.
    • Bad taste
    • Light smell


The Balm lasted for most of the day. You may not be able to feel it after some time but the difference shows when you are much less chaffed if you are at all. The powdery feeling that comes with it lasts for about an hour, while it only lasts as a liquid for about five minuets. It does fade onto the skin nicely, leaving you with a very light feeling overall with it. To wash it off you only need to hop in the shower and bathe as normal. I found that with water it came off easily enough that I didn't need to scrub, as for my guy it washed off easily even from the places that it had gotten onto the hairs. showering as normal for both works great. The overall performance was very well it created a barrier between my two thighs preventing rubbing and chaffing, while on my guy it prevented him from drying out and cracking on his penis. It works great as both a moisturizer that lasts and a barrier for wetness and chaffing.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely


The Balm comes in a small plastic squeeze tube bottle. The lid is a basic flip up style lid that can become filled with the dried balm so cleaning it off after use is advised. It is black with the word Balls N All written on the front of it. It can be easily stored away, but it may not be to bad if left out unless you have nosey friends or family who look at the fine print. But placing it in a cabinet it looks as though it is any other bottle of lotion or shave cream.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Does not leak
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

Water (Eau), ( basic ingredient for life)
Tapioca Starch, (dried cassava rot derivative)
C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate,( an ester that reduces greasy feeling of product)
Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E),(acetate acid and tocophoryl)
Phenoxyethanol, (preservative)
Caprylyl Glycol, ( conditioning agent)
Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, (thickening agent, nontoxic)
Triethanolamine, (organic compound used to balance PH)
Disodium EDTA, (used to reduce metal ions in products)
Copulandrone (parfum),
Copuline-alike (Parfum),
Reconstituted Androne (parfum)
Follow-up commentary
I find I use this balm more then my boyfriend does. I love this stuff still it helps with any chaffing from moisture, and also works great for wearing clothes that rub. I like to put it on under my arms when I'm wearing a sequined top to lessen the rub and discomfort. My only disapointment it how little comes with a container, but it did last a long time. Overall this stuff is great for women who have skin that rubs, and chafes.
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