Tastie pasties - edible treats by Kingman - review by Lady Neshamah

Tastie pasties

Edible treats by Kingman

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Tastie Pasties are a very cute idea and they would be wonderful if it actually worked. They taste was so horrid that it was actually a turn off. Also when I tried to put them on, they looked hideous and unattractive.
cute idea
tasted nasty, get deformed when put on, stained.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I'm all for trying something new and sexy, even if the idea of it is a little silly. It's that you never know, it could be an amazing thing in the end. Some of the silliest ideas that I have had over the years have ended up as some of my better ideas. So, when I see something that is silly I am willing to give it a shot.

I saw Tastie Pasties and I thought that the idea of them was so silly that I had to try them. The idea was just to cute. Pasties that are edible and can be eaten off during foreplay. You just lick them and they will stick on the nipple. And the ones that have holes in the middle show off the nipple in a very sexy way.

Yes, a very cute idea, but it didn't work at all.

There is a lot of pasties in the box. There was five different flavors and shapes. But they where all stuck together and hard to separate so I can't tell you just how many of each flavor there was. They are in different colors, but the darker colors stain the lighter colors. There was smudges of black and red on the cream ones. There was even dark black marks on the orange ones.

The flavors are supposed to be cherry, chocolate, strawberry, passion fruit, and mint. But they all, well to be honest, tasted like shit. They didn't taste a thing like they where supposed to taste. Not even close. After I tasted each one, I had to eat something else just to get the taste out of my mouth.

To get them on, you are supposed to lick them a little to get them to stick to your body. But when I licked them lightly, even with a slightly dry mouth, it was to wet. With just a touch of moisture, they started curling and deforming so fast. When I put them on, they did stick well, but they where all wrinkly and ugly looking from the deforming.

They ended up in the round file very fast. My husband, lovers and I didn't ever play with them. There where such a turn off there was no point in taking them to the bedroom or a play party.
Follow-up commentary
I couldn't even keep the box of Tastie Pasties around for more than a few days. They tasted so nasty that I couldn't eat them at all. And my hubby hated the smell so much that they got taken out to the dumpster that night after I tried them. He wouldn't even try them out, and I can't say that I blame him at all.
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My Tastie pasties tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
Do you like this review?
  • BadassFatass
    I thought about trying these but I was worried about the taste. Thanks for the review.
  • Pandahb
    Thanks for the review
  • Vaccinium
    It's a damn shame that they tasted so bad. It's a great idea, but apparently poor execution. Thanks for the review.
  • TheSinDoll
    Awwww! I had these on my wishlist! I thought they were cute too. Oh well, sorry they tasted so bad, but at least now I know! Thanks for the review!!!
  • spiceboy
    I guess the taste can't be excused, but the rest could be a packaging flaw. I wonder if wetting the breast area before applying the sticky would work better... could eliminate the curling and deforming before application. :/
  • Eden C.
    Haha, I knew it was too good to be true! I love the title!
  • danellejohns
    Boy, these seem to sure be a really bad thing to experience. I am still tempted to get them just to see how bad this product really is. Maybe I could give them to my kids as play "tattoos". And see if they like them.
  • whatevergirl
    Good to know!
  • Enchantedkitty
    Aw, i wish they were better.
  • ColorMeCute
    Thank you
  • ninja250
    Too bad they weren't very good.
  • MimiPhryxus
    Too bad they failed. Cute idea but I'll wait until a better tasting option comes along.
  • LuciFaery
    Thanks for the review!
  • sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!
  • booboo111926
  • tortilla
    sounds awful- thanks for the info
  • reysgirl83
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