Tastie pasties - edible treats discontinued by Kingman - review by Lady Neshamah

I'm all for trying something new and sexy, even if the idea of it is a little silly. It's that you never know, it could be an amazing thing in the end. Some of the silliest ideas that I have had over the years have ended up as some of my better ideas. So, when I see something that is silly I am willing to give it a shot.

I saw Tastie Pasties and I thought that the idea of them was so silly that I had to try them. The idea was just to cute. Pasties that are edible and can be eaten off during foreplay. You just lick them and they will stick on the nipple. And the ones that have holes in the middle show off the nipple in a very sexy way.

Yes, a very cute idea, but it didn't work at all.

There is a lot of pasties in the box. There was five different flavors and shapes. But they where all stuck together and hard to separate so I can't tell you just how many of each flavor there was. They are in different colors, but the darker colors stain the lighter colors. There was smudges of black and red on the cream ones. There was even dark black marks on the orange ones.

The flavors are supposed to be cherry, chocolate, strawberry, passion fruit, and mint. But they all, well to be honest, tasted like shit. They didn't taste a thing like they where supposed to taste. Not even close. After I tasted each one, I had to eat something else just to get the taste out of my mouth.

To get them on, you are supposed to lick them a little to get them to stick to your body. But when I licked them lightly, even with a slightly dry mouth, it was to wet. With just a touch of moisture, they started curling and deforming so fast. When I put them on, they did stick well, but they where all wrinkly and ugly looking from the deforming.

They ended up in the round file very fast. My husband, lovers and I didn't ever play with them. There where such a turn off there was no point in taking them to the bedroom or a play party.

I couldn't even keep the box of Tastie Pasties around for more than a few days. They tasted so nasty that I couldn't eat them at all. And my hubby hated the smell so much that they got taken out to the dumpster that night after I tried them. He wouldn't even try them out, and I can't say that I blame him at all.