Tastie pasties - edible treats discontinued by Kingman - review by twistedheartsx

The edible tastie pasties are used for sticking over your nipples to make for a little extra fun and flavor. (You can stick them anywhere, really.) You simply lick them and stick them over your nipples and your partner gets to pleasure you while licking the tastie pastie that's over your nipple. The problem? These things taste absolutely disgusting, but I'll get into that later on in the review.

They do make for great decorations! They come in the shapes of an orange circle, a dark red heart, a stubby black arrow, a bright pink star with a star cut out in the middle, and a white four leaf clover. Each of them are plenty big enough to cover many sized nipples and areolas, with the exception of the stubby arrow. It's only about 1 1/2" long. I have smaller nipples and areolas and it covers my nipples, but not all of my areola.

These pasties will work for men or women. You can use them pretty much anywhere except the shower, or anywhere where they'll get wet, because that will just ruin them and they'll begin to crumble up. As you can see from the picture below, they don't dissolve all the way, they just kind of shrivel up.



Ingredients:
Hydroxprpyl Menthyl Cellulose
Monoacetin
Artifical Color and Flavor
- Powder Blue
- Pina Colada (white)
- Champagne (powder pink)
- Cherry (red)
- Passion Fruit (orange)
- Banana (yellow #5)
- Mint (green-yellow #5)
- Mai Tai (pink)
- Chocolate (brown)
- Strawberry (pink)
Starch
Potassium Stearate
Saccharin
'A non-nutritive sweetener'
Propylene Glycol Monostearate
Artificial color and Titanium Dioxide
Butylated Hydroanisole

These pasties have no texture whatsoever. They are very silky and about half the thinness of regular lined paper. Once you lick them (ew, so gross!) they do seem to stay in place, depending on how much they shrivel up, as shown in the picture above. They do get sticky if you touch them after you've liked them, but not sticky enough to actually have to wash off with soap and water, a little bit of warm water will work if need be.

The taste. The taste is what is worst out of all the aspects of this item. They are each supposed to have a different flavor, but they all taste the same. They taste like.. a sweetish, disgusting cough syrup. I'm honestly not even sure how to explain the taste. They are just completely bitter and disgusting. I don't want to keep licking them to figure out what I can compare it too.

These last quite awhile, depending on how much you get them wet when you lick them. If you get too much saliva on them, they shrivel up and don't really stick to you, except for a little piece, which isn't going to hold them on. If you lick too little, they won't stick at all. As I said before, it easy easy to clean up. Just a little warm water will do.

There is honestly nothing at all that I like about this product. I wouldn't recommend it as a gag gift, they taste horrible, and they are too expensive for what they give. I was just overall not impressed.

The pasties are packages in a cardboard box. It's not very flattering with the 80's style going on. After looking at the copyright of this package, it IS from the 80's. It's copyrighted for 1979/1983. The pasties come in a plastic bag all stuck together. They are easy to pull apart since they aren't wet or anything. There are no instructions unless you count the saying 'Lickum & Stickum' on the front. They aren't very discreet for travel, unless you take them out of the box. The box says 'lickum & stickum' on the front and tastie pasties with a lady in a tank top that says edible and high wasted underwear.