Pulsa bath massager by Pipedream - review by RainbowDreams

Itchy & Scratchy show!

Wasn't worth the time to put batteries in it, other than for maybe a good foot scrubbing! Rather disappointing texture and seemed to fall apart a little.
Dries out easily and great for sensory play.
Rough and not for use on sensitive areas.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I got this as a bridal shower gift with a few other "gag gifts." Its intended use is as a shower type massager, but I wasn't very happy with the feel of it straight out of the bag. I set it aside and never really thought about it until my SO pulled it out of the bag one night. Needless to say, I wasn't excited to use it just by the feel, but did anyways.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Neck
    • Pelvic region

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture of the sponge was terrible scratchy and hard. It doesn't really stay on the hard plastic basing either. Even with a silky soap on it, it stayed hard and rough. Dried out quickly after use though.
    • Hard
    • Rough
    • Textured

Taste / Aroma

Smelled like plastic out of the package, but that seemed to wash away after putting scented soap on it. It wasn't a strong smell or anything, it just smelled like anything that came from a store. Reminded me of a sponge that you would get from Walmart or Target.
    • Light smell


Soap washed out easily enough and dried out quickly enough, but didn't hold water well enough to make suds. Though I wasn't very happy with the vibrations, they did help the soap lather a bit easier. The sponge seemed to kind of separate from the plastic basing.
    • Dries up fast


Comes in a simple plastic bag with instructions on how to insert the batteries.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
It's so scratchy, and it started to fall apart after I used it a few times. It still doesn't do much as far as vibrating goes. It's better to be used as a back cleaner.
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  • joja
    Sounds absolutely awful! Thanks for the heads up.
  • ksparkles16
    Thanks! Sorry it didn't work out
  • SMichelle
    Thanks for the review. Sorry to hear that this was a disappointment.
  • ScarletFox
    When I saw this I was really jazzed, but after reading this review I think I am going to rethink getting it.
  • saunders1971
  • PenguinPair
    great review
  • dsumrow1
  • BlackxxxRose
    Great review, reading about the scratchy feel was definitely helpful.
  • Geogeo
    Great title and thanks for the warning, Ill be passing on this now.
  • Tbanda
    Thank you!
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