Pulsa bath massager by Pipedream - review by indiechick

Spice up dorm room living

This toy is a freshman's friend. When living with lots of people, it is important to have a discreet toy. The Pulsa is a great option for that purpose; looking identical to the sponges hanging in dorms across the world, the pulse is a user-friendly toy that helps make bath time fun. This 100% waterproof toy is for the newbie who wants to keep things on the down low. Pros, you may need something more powerful.
Loud when dry, one vroom
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
While I will be the first to admit that this is not a product that I would use at this point in my life as a freshman, this massage bath ball got me through finals week stress free. When you live with lots of people, like in a dorm room setting, sometimes the only privacy you get is in the shower. And while, yes, there are plenty of waterproof vibes on the market that you can take with you, this product is one of the only things you can take in with you without risking the dirty looks. This vibe is one of the most discreet that I have ever owned.

In addition to having some stress relieving fun on my own time, this product is also great if you are saving water and showering with a "friend". My partner enjoyed receiving an extra massage during our clean up time. The toy is obviously 100% waterproof, so go ahead and use your bath lotion of choice with this product as well, just make sure to rinse it out fully.

If you turn this vibe on outside of the shower and the sponge is dry, you may be taken back by the noise level. I would put it at 4 bees; however, once wet, the sound is muffled and in an already loud shower, no one is going to know that you are using a vibe.

When you are done with your shower, rinse off any soap that may have gotten on the sponge and hang it to air dry. Even if you have to leave this toy in a public place, no one will assume it is anything but a sponge.

There are three downsides to the product - 1: When the battery dies, that's it. (10 solo showers and 2 shared). 2: There is only 1 vroom level and it's low. 3: The full price. I don't believe that this toy is worth the $17; however, if you can find it on sale, it's worth giving it a try.

PS. The vroom rating below is for the toy when being used as designed in the shower with running water.
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My Pulsa bath massager tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Back
    • Breasts
    • Buttocks
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  • humblepie
    Woah, it's so weird that there's a big difference in bees depending on whether it's wt or not! Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • indiechick
    Yeah there is, but just don't turn it on til you are actually IN a running shower and you'd be fine
  • sunkissedJess
    Hm, this one doesn't seem to be worth the price. Great review, thanks for sharing it with us.
  • LaSchwartz
    thanks for the review and this sounds good for a dorm but I would want more vrooms.
  • indiechick
    I agree if the price was half that I'd get it for all the freshman girls I work with.
  • Heatherbipoly
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  • JGrey
    Thank you for sharing!
  • saunders1971
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  • PenguinPair
    great review
  • LilLostLenore
    looks fun but loofas dont last forever. vibrators last so much longer.
  • dsumrow1
  • Tbanda
    Thank you!
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