Sweet Heart strawberry box - edible paint by Kama Sutra - review by Ophelia Swallows

Sweet Heart strawberry box

Edible paint by Kama Sutra

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Nothing sweet about this heart...

We were thoroughly disappointed with the kit, overall. The packaging was more useful than the actual products. I suggest that if you want a sweet treat, just go old school, and buy a can of whipped cream and some strawberry ice cream. It's cheaper, and tastes way better than this overpriced junk.
Decent sizing
Body souffle moisturized well
Taste, smell, and texture were awful
Feather duster was basically for show
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
Where do I even begin?? I bought this on a whim, seeing the good reviews. I thought that it would be a fun way to spice things up a bit. We got the box and we thought it was so pretty. We took everything out and we were surprised at how decent the sizes were. So far, we were very impressed. But then the moment of truth came.

We stripped down, lit candles - that whole ooey, gooey romantic thing. We decided to start out with the body paint. The smell was really awkward, very chemically? But we thought maybe it might taste better than it smelled. He painted on me and we were really disappointed that it barely even showed up. He then proceeded to lick it off. He stopped midway through and made a face. I tasted a bit of it and IT TASTED JUST LIKE IT SMELLED. It was so awkward and strange tasting, I just wiped it off.

Then we tried the powder. The feather duster it comes with was kind of useless, so we just sprinkled it on each other. I expected it to maybe taste like, I don't know, powdered sugar? It tasted like flavoured chalk. The texture was just as unappealing. It was a total mood killer.

I tried the creme body souffle. It moisturized my skin and left it silky. It smelled nice too. But the taste was not good. It just tasted like lotion, with the faintest bit of sugar. We decided to give up; we were completely turned off by this point. We ended up just showering off, and we watched a movie instead.

We kept the lotion, the box, and we rinsed out the pot that the body paint came in. That's basically all we got out of the kit. That, and a bad taste left in our mouths...
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  • js250
    Thanks for the hard work on the review. I was hoping for a few more details on the ingredients, possible reactions, etc.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! I have this coming by way, hopefully we enjoy it more than you did.
  • TJax
    That sounds awful, I'm sorry you had to experience it. But thank you very much for sharing!
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