So... Hot, hot, hottt...

On a cold rainy day it is good to have some "Hot Love" by your side. Whether they're on your aching back, soothing your female cramps, or even just in the pocket of your favorite robe keeping your hands nice and toasty, this set of heated massagers is a must. Just one snap-crackle-pop and you're on your way to relaxation.
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Pros
2 in the package, Nice and hot, Multiple uses, reusable, fits in the palm of your hand
Cons
Crystals don't deactivate themselves
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
The box these massagers came in was quite discreet to a point and was quite small as well, which is about the size of a DVD case. It could easily be given as a gift and no one would know you got it from a sex toy website. When I first opened the box, I realized I had a total of 2 massagers rather than one, so immediately I took that as an added bonus. The 2 massagers are filled with a liquid of some sort and both are a cute pink color. One is labeled Kisses and the other Hugs, which both have weird metallic discs the size of nickels inside of them. One thing did get me to chuckle a little though and once I actually picked up the massagers, the feel and the look of them reminded me of what a silicone breast might look like before inserted into a patient.







It took me a minute to fully understand how to get these heated massagers to work but once I actually read the directions on the back of the package, I felt a little more blonde than I already am. To get the heated massagers activated all you have to do is pop the metal disc, which is free floating inside of the massager itself, back and forth until you see the crystals begin to slowly form inside. You will know you have done so when the color of the massagers turn from a translucent pink to a cloudy pink color and you begin to feel the warmth building in the palms of your hand.

Here are a few picture comparisons for you to understand what exactly I mean about the product.





Once the crystals have been activated and you have given the massagers a few minutes to heat up, you will realize they can get quite hot, up to a tantalizing 129 degrees Fahrenheit. You will also realize that it doesn't really matter, especially when it is soothing your aching muscles. Once you have let the warmer cool down, the now almost hard as a rock crystals, do not just disappear. There is a little trick to get it ready for the next use, all you have to do is boil the massagers in a pot full of water for about 7-10 minutes or until the crystals fully disappear. Be careful to watch the pot of water closely and do not let the pot boil itself dry. Once you have deactivated the heat crystals you are ready for use and you can start the cycle all over again. Just please remember, do not use these in the microwave; not only is the outer cover made of plastic, but also because there is a metal disc inside that could potentially ruin your microwave.






I personally found that these heated massagers worked wonders. I found myself immediately taken by how hot they can get and how well they worked to loosen my muscles after a hard day’s work or even when mother nature came to visit. It worked wonders to soothe those oh so wonderful things we ladies call cramps. One thing I do find myself using them for, a lot more than later, since I am a breast feeding mother, is resting each of the heated massagers on each breast to help soothe the breast tenderness that comes along with being my child's personal food wagon. Another good fact is that you can bring these with you anywhere, on a plane, in the car, at the office, or at football game where it gets quite cold outside. Just remember it’s not just a heated massager, or just a heating pad, but also a great reusable hand warmer. I found it quite off though that I had to boil the massagers to enable to use them again rather than the crystals themselves deactivating and turning to its original form. I also found it a little weird that about an hour after the massagers have cooled down, I noticed that they become almost rock hard. In fact, so hard that I could actually knock my knuckles on them. All in all though, I personally liked these massagers and I now know what I am getting for Christmas for all of my loved ones. If these massagers are not in stock then I do recommend you request them, or even purchase one of the other brands which I have added to help you just in case pink isn't your color or you would prefer a heart instead.
Follow-up commentary
These heated love massagers seem to have become a big hit in my home seeing is how the mornings have been getting a little colder. My 2 older sons are quite sneaky, so much in fact that I have to go hunting to find the massagers, and when I do finally find them, my youngsters are snuggled up with them under their blankets. Now I know where to look first, sneaky little boogers. I think I know what I am buying them for an early christmas gift.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Massage
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Back
    • Breasts
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  • Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    That is so neat thanks for the pics on how to do it. I have had these on my list forever I really need to get me some. Thanks for the great review.
  • Contributor: mpfm
    Thanks for the review. These look really useful.
  • Contributor: Missmarc
    Great review, thank you!
  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Great review, thank you for the pictures.
  • Contributor: XxXxX
    Great review Cuz
  • Contributor: Zombirella
    Great job on the review. I have these as well as 4 of the heart shaped ones. I love these things!
  • Contributor: Beneath The Bed
    Great review and pictures. Thanks!
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    ty
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    thanks
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    Awesome review and pictures!
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    thanks
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    Thanks for the review
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    great review
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    Your review is great! Thank you!
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    Thanks for your review!
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    thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: NightKat
    Amazing pictures! Just awesome!
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    Great review!
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