Tantric massage oil by Cal Exotics - review by Chelle Love

Sweet smell of Nirvana

For all of you using your favorite lotion once or twice a day to achieve constant silky smooth skin and it taking forever to fully accomplish, now there is a way for you to achieve that goal instantly with Nirvana scented Tantric Massage Oils. Not only is it wonderfully scented, but it will leave you feeling so silky smooth that you may find yourself caressing your own body.
Beautiful smell, Long lasting, Absorbs nicely into skin, Doesn't leave skin oily, Moisturizes skin
Not best for someone who smokes due to the strong perfume taste left behind on your hands
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Tantric Massage oils are meant for just that, to be uses as a massage oil. Though it's best if you have a partner to help you out with the product, you could also massage a smaller area on yourself to give your skin a silky feel to it. It is best used by anyone and everyone, whether they have a partner to help them out or want to use it by themselves.

When snuggling with your sweetie, pull out your massage oil and offer to relax your partner. Be careful to not to plan on having sex, whether it's oral or otherwise, after a nice massage, unless of course you don't mind the taste of perfume in your mouth or a very uncomfortable burning feeling elsewhere. You may also massage some onto your body while getting ready for a night on the town or a date, leaving you feeling sexy and smelling just as beautiful.

    • Bridal gift
    • Foreplay
    • Massage

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture has a slick, oily feel to it, but this oil absorbs into the skin rather than leaving it horribly oily. Be careful when you go to pour it out, as you tip the bottle it tends to spurt out a little. It almost reminds me of when a man ejaculates. It pours out a little quicker than expected, as well. With the pictures below you can see that it does have an oily texture to it, but in the second photo you will be able to notice that, once massaged in, it disappears into your skin leaving it silky smooth.

Picture 3 is at a level stance and with picture 4, within only a second it immediately drooled down the wrist of my arm. The fifth picture is of the easy pour spout, which only helps in small amounts. With these you can see that he consistency of the massage oil is a very thin one. The good part is that it doesn't leave you sticky or even oily, and that's one thing that made me love it just that much more.

    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

I really wish I could say that I didn't taste this but, seeing is how I am a smoker, my hands are always at my mouth. After using this, unintentionally, I immediately got the taste of perfume in my mouth. Yuck! The scent, on the other hand, smells quite sexy to me. It almost reminds me of the men's after shave Brut. The good thing is that, unlike most girly girls, I love wearing men's cologne and under arm deodorants from time to time It seems to soothe me for one reason or another. It definitely brings back great memories, so much so that I may even get the other different scents, mainly out of pure curiosity, to see if I can associate even better memories from the other sexy scents. If you have a very fragile sniffer then this probably won't be the product for you because the scent is a little bit stronger than most.
    • Bad taste
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell


There is so much of the product (8 oz) that it will last someone like me, who only uses it for making my skin silky smooth on my legs, butt, belly, and arms, about 6 months, if not longer. Unless I start to use it for full body massages it will last that long. So far I have been wearing my current oil for a good 3-4 hours at a time, and after I don't feel oily and I am still as silky smooth as ever.

If I were to start working right now I would have to take a bath or shower and wash it off, mainly because I use my hands alot and it would, in one way or another, end up in my mouth and I would rather not be forced to taste perfume all night long. I still can't get over how much I love the sweet aroma to it, can't believe how I have so many wonderful memories in just a scent. In all reality, the only negative I have to say about this is the taste, the rest of it is just what I expected, if not more.

    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Long lasting
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
Follow-up commentary
Don't get me wrong, the smell is heavenly. Smell is one of the big things that gets me in a relationship, with colognes and perfumes and such, but you don't see me licking a man or even a woman's clothing to taste their cologne or perfume. Well using this product fully reminds me of something of that sort. The taste, by even accidentally ingesting it, is way too strong. If you plan on using this product, do it right before bed, when you finally decide to have your last cigarette, snack, Mommy & Daddy time, etc. If not then you will regret ever purchasing this product, unless of course you do like the potent taste of perfume in your mouth. If so, then be my guest.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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