Fetish Fantasy Elite vibrating panty - vibrating panty by Pipedream - review by js250

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The Loch Ness Monster Has Been Located...

It is no wonder that scientists have been unable to prove the existence of the Loch Ness Monster! She has been hiding in my panties!! And let me tell you, if she makes the people in Scotland as excited and warm as she makes me, well, there is no telling where she will go when the word gets out. (You can find her here on Edens, so hurry up and get her while you can!)
Comfortable panties!
Powerful bullet.
Easy to operate.
Watch batteries.
Takes getting used to.
Erotic, not orgasmic.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Loch Ness Monster, or Nessie, arrives at your door with all the accessories that make her a very happy girl, and you too!! There is a silicone blindfold, she doesn't like to be seen you know, a toy lubricant that keeps her nice and slick, her own cleaner for everyone's protection and a sexy pair of panties for her to hide in when she is not at home.

Nessie loves to tease and get you all worked up, sometimes she will satisfy you and sometimes you just get that warm little feeling... This is a great panty teaser to wear around the house, vacuuming was never so fun, or out and about with your significant other. Nessie loves to get you all worked up and leave the rest to your imagination, so let her come play, either for you or for both of you, it is a rare occasion when she comes out to play!

This is a great item for couples, women and also for male stimulation, Nessie does love to switch it up and stay in his underwear, too! After all, us women can't have all the fun. My husband and I had to try these in public, ummm... a bit noisy but perfect for the truck rides! I just pulled my cell phone out of my purse and started to talk to my imaginary friend. Of course, we left the store immediately following my 'intense conversation'!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
    • Versatile
    • Well hidden
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Outer anal/labial
    • Penis shaft

Material / Texture

Breaking News!! Nessie is made out of medical grade silicone! (That would explain the Physician's Photo now, wouldn't it?) She rates a 10 on the safety scale and loves water based lubes. Other lubes can damage her and we wouldn't want that to happen. Nessie loves to be shared after she gets cleaned thoroughly and is happy in your partner's pants as well. Just be careful to gently tie her in to keep her in place. My husband had to make a couple of holes for her leash to fit through before it was safe to take her out in his boxers. He loved the smoother side and her head was pointing down towards the testicles, guess she decided to go for a dive for his comfort.

The material is velvety soft, flexible and has a wonderful drag. You do not get much of the drag, however you do get the vibrations in the bumps to drive you wild and keep you wanting more! She did not get us off, but wow, she sure got us going! I suggest using a bit of lube on the surface area prior to use.

Beginners to advanced users alike will enjoy this little fetish! The teasing, foreplay warm up and seductively hot vibrations will keep you wanting...more! Go to the gym, clean the house, go for a walk, just wipe that big grin off your face, or people might know what you are up to!

There was no aroma or taste to Nessie, the blindfold or the fluids. The panties smelled like laundry detergent after washing, which is normal. The panties are made of a polyester/spandex blend and are very comfortable. I had no problem with them riding up or other unpleasant issues common with panties for vibes. It reminds me of a light swimsuit material but more comfortable. They were soft, stretchy and looked great!
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

She has the small head and four 13/8" tall ridges on her 5 1/2" back. Her head is about 1/4"tall by about 1/2" long and it curves gracefully down to her bumpy back. The back tapers from about 3/4"-1 1/2" at the widest point. The bullet is located in her 'stomach' and fits very snuggly. She fits very well, snuggles right in and is super comfortable.

There is a push button on the base of the bullet which you need to discreetly push to change vibrations, just make sure no one is looking, and it is actually fairly easy to operate. The bullet is about 2 3/4" long and 1/2" diameter.

The panties are comfortable, not one bit tight. My hips are about 40" and I wear a size 7/8 underwear and size 10 jeans. These should fit up to a 10 in underwear size pretty comfortably.

The blindfold is adjustable to your head. When wearing the blindfold, your senses are very heightened and it really intensifies the experience.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Nessie has 7 surprises in store for you. The vibration settings are; 1. Low 2. Medium 3. High 4. Low to high 5. Medium pulses 6. Fast pulses 7. Pulse pattern that is three short and one long. To turn it off you will need to scroll through the remainder of the settings until it shuts off. The vibrations are pretty good, but a bit light and buzzy. I require a little deeper and more powerful vibrations in order to climax, but the tease and forplay was worth every penny! Nessie requires three LR-44 watch batteries. These batteries need to be replaced after about 30-45 minutes, depending on the settings you use.

The vibrations are located throughout Nessie's body but are a bit stronger towards the middle. She is not as quiet as I had hoped, you can hear a noise form about four feet away. Music, louder conversation and noisier places tend to be good places to use her. She is waterproof, and while she did not make me squirt, I would trust her to keep going if I did. She was submerged during clean up and had no water in any areas that would damage her.

Controlling the bullet was a bit tricky, but if you either set it prior to wearing, wear a skirt or loose pants with pockets or go into a restroom to adjust the pattern of vibrations you should have no problems. For turning it off, well, just grab your phone, have an immediate 'emergency' and run for privacy!
    • Battery guzzler
    • Multiple settings
    • Not very quiet

Care and Maintenance

Nessie likes to have a long swim in warm soapy water after you have removed her bullet. She then likes to be air dried since she does collect a bit of lint and loves to transfer that to her new owner. I always go over her with toy cleaner, like the one she had with her when she arrived, and make sure I put her away for safe keeping.

The bullet gets a damp cloth and toy cleaner. Be careful around the push button, you do not want to get water inside. I also go over it again with toy cleaner.

The Silicone blindfold is also easy to clean with soap and water and a dab of cleaner. It also attracts lint, so be careful where you put it! And remember, Nessie does not like to be spotted, so make sure you wear these when you want the full sea monster available.

Nessie is high grade silicone and is only compatible with oil and water based lubes and needs to be stored separately from other materials. Other silicones could make her extinct and then she would be lost forever.

I store her in the box she came in, it has protected her so far from prying eyes and other issues that might come up.

The panties are machine washable and dryer proof. I admit to air drying them for longevity. I either store them in my underwear drawer or in the box with Nessie, depending on when I do the daily wash.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Nessie comes tucked away in her own little box. The box has pink alligator skin printed on it, just perfect for a little sea monster, and is not discreet about the contents. Everyone that sees it will know where the Loch Ness Monster is hiding now!

I do use it for storage and keep it in my toy box.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

A small dab of lube when removing and inserting the bullet works wonders. I also squeeze it from the bottom while I pull at the top. Be careful not to lube the bullet where you are pulling, it gets slimy.

You can replace this bullet with some of the slim ones for better vibrations and longer lasting power. The batteries are cheaper as well! I kept the controller tucked in my waistband of my jeans for easy access to the controls. It was quieter, too.
Follow-up commentary
Nessie has been in a very playful mood lately, helping with the vacuuming, taking a couple nice walks, and making carpet shampooing a fun time! I hear she has more fun planned for the weekend, she wants to take a small road trip and spend a few hours with my husband. What a busy girl!!

I made sure she has plenty of energy for all these activities by buying some watch batteries, seems like she can only play for an hour to hour and a half until she starts to get worn down.

It looks like we have a guest for awhile, so don't expect any sightings of the Loch Ness Monster any time soon!! If there are, they are faked, we have the real one right here!!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • tortilla
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  • Missmarc
    Great review, thank you!
  • eye:)
    thanks for the review!!
  • no longer here
    ... ... it! Nessie! Did we mention we this review! Oh...and we might just need to add this to our Christmas wish list.
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