Wahl Deluxe Wand massager kit by Wahl Clipper Corporation - review by SexyTabby

The Wahl Deluxe Wand is an all over body massager, and it does mean all over from your head to your toes!

The intended use of this wand is easy to achieve. Simply turn it on and chill. It provides extremely soothing massages and isn't difficult to figure out. Small circles with this baby are the key to relaxation. The Deluxe Wand fulfills its purpose well.

The more intimate use of the Deluxe Wand is far more interesting. As an ironic note, it clearly states in the instruction manual that the wand is not to be used on genital areas. Yeah...about that?!?!? Seriously.

The interchangeable heads, for the Deluxe Wand, provide amazing clitoral stimulation. One would think, as big as each attachment is, it wouldn't be comfortable, but it really is. Each attachment has its own niche that is capable of pushing you over the edge. The smooth attachment provides the gentlest glide, but the ring on this one has amazing nubs great for sending intense vibrations directly to your clitoris. The kneading attachment is felt more below the surface. The ring has slots which are an interesting texture, especially when ran across sensitive nipples. The deep attachment, well that one is a bit scary. I haven't gotten past the multitude of prongs between my thighs to totally enjoy the potential for that one yet. The ring on the deep attachment is smooth, and in contrast, it is soft and comforting.

The V-R-O-O-M, oh dear Lord. Lets start off by saying that this bad boy can blow the chart off vroom. Our scale doesn't go high enough. The low setting is intense and more than capable of doing the job. The high setting, well lets just say, it's a whirlwind of thigh squeezing convulsions, gasps, screams, and moans. The Deluxe Wand, in the right hands, can be an interesting and pleasing form of torture.

Anyone can enjoy the Deluxe Wand, from beginners to advanced, or as solo play or partner play. Some users may want to check the vroom for comfort levels prior to any direct stimulation.

This is also a discreet toy. Although, it may be a bit cumbersome for travel.

The Deluxe Wand is made from food-grade plastic. It is hypo-allergenic, phthalates free, latex free, and non-porous.

This wand has three separate heads, each textured differently for smooth, kneading, and deep massages. The rims of each head are also textured for additional stimulation.

The attachments are smooth plastic, and the rings have a different texture to them. Plastic is the only material listed, but the texture of the rings is softer and has a bit of a drag to it as it pulls across skin.

There was no noticeable odor from the wand.

The Deluxe Wand is shaped like an over sized microphone at 11" long (Yes, the hubby danced around singing into it like he was Michael Jackson!). It's not overly heavy, but it is a bit awkward and wrist bearing. Depending on speed and duration, the Deluxe Wand will numb the hand holding it.

The wand has three interchangeable attachments, each designed for unique functions. The attachments are all 3-5/8" in diameter.

The neck of the wand is also flexible though very stiff. I didn't notice any added pleasure from it, because one would have to exert a lot of pressure to get it to flex.

The Deluxe Wand is run on electric, so there is a 9' cord which provides a decent reach. The advantage of electricity also makes this wand heavy duty in the vroom department.

The Deluxe Wand has a built-in control button with two speeds. Low, which is designed for soothing massages and high, which is for intense, deep penetrating massages.

The head attachments are each designed with individual purposes:

The smooth attachment is gentle for use all over the body. The ring around the head has nubs all the way around. This is great for direct stimulation.

Next up is the kneading attachment (has 3 predominant nubs), which is to provide a deep tissue massage. The ring of this head is slotted for muscle massage.

The deep attachment is designed with long prongs to dig down into your aching muscles. The ring is smooth for a soft soothing massage.

The flexible neck of the wand is designed to move with the shape of your body. I think mine is just a littlee stiff to start with. I'm hoping it will flex easier in time.

I expected the Deluxe Wand to be extremely loud. Much to my surprise and enjoyment, it proved to be very quiet even on the high setting.

Being an electric massager, there is also a cord attached to the bottom. It's long enough for getting where you need the wand to be but short enough that there isn't a lot of tangling going on. Still, there is some twisting to be had, but it's all good.

The unit is not designed to run longer than twenty minutes at any given time. It begins to heat up and could potentially pose a threat.

The Deluxe Wand is fairly simple to clean. It's made from plastic so a cloth to wipe it down is all that's needed. This is not a water toy so be careful about wetness around your wand. The wand can not be submerged in water nor should there be solvents or harsh cleaners used on it.

When stored, be sure the cord is wrapped carefully so there is no accidental damage that could ruin your enjoyment. (Am I honestly supposed to store this bad boy? NOT!)

Wahl has also given the Deluxe Wand a 30 day money back guarantee and a limited 2 year warranty to cover any repairs or replacements as long as the wand has been subjected to reasonable use and no modifications.

The packaging consists of a cardboard box with a divider in it to separate the parts. It's discreet enough, seeing as it's a massager and not retailed as a sex toy. There are pictures of the unit and attachments on the box with uses and guarantees. The box could be recycled or used to keep the wand in for storage.

Lots of instructions came with the Deluxe Wand, more than I would have guessed. There are a list of dangers and warnings as well as tips and massage techniques. You should take the time to read them all as some are actually important and good to know. Also in this booklet is the warranty and company information for service and repairs.

There is a separate booklet to complete in order to register your Deluxe Wand if you choose too.

Wow! I have never owned any of the 'massage wands' that have been converted to sex toys. This baby can seriously rock a girl's world. It's high powered, quiet, and even if someone heard it, what would they think? "Oh her back must be bothering her. Me like." I wonder how long it'll take for new attachments to be created and sold for the more intimate use of this wand.

For its intended uses, I enlisted the hubby both as test subject and masseur. He was fairly entertaining singing into it, but after he got over the initial laugh, he went to work on my back and it was awesome. He wasn't as appreciative because the vibrations annoyed his hands after a few minutes. I found that was a common issue we shared when I used the wand, not that it deterred me from using it in the least!

There should be a warning posted about the intense orgasms the Deluxe Wand is capable of inciting. Though it's a little odd to handle at first, there is definitely a grove that works. Every time I pick it up, multiple orgasms are expected and rode out aggressively.

The Deluxe Wand is easy to use, maintain, and enjoy to extreme heights. I recommend this wand for anyone who wants discreet, quiet, and satisfaction rolled into one.