The purpose behind a numbing product, be it a spray, cream, oil, or whatever, is in general to decrease the amount of sensations being felt, effectively making things last longer. It's very popular for men who have a harder time lasting the entire session, whether it be by themselves or with a partner, as well as for women with clits or nipples that are too sensitive for their liking.

Sprays in particular are very popular for their ease of use, however this one may leave you wanting.

This product is designed to be sprayed from a bottle, so its consistency is very close to that of water. However, when it is sprayed, it beads up much like an oil might. If you spray enough in one area, it will all start to run downhill until you rub it in to the skin. Once rubbed into the skin, it leaves both your hand and the area applied to with a very slick greasy feeling, almost like you've put too much lotion on. This feeling will go away within about half an hour generally.

Since this product was designed to numb, neither my fiance or myself felt comfortable tasting it. As for the smell, well, neither of us can put our fingers on what it smells like. There's definitely a hint of almost a spicy mint; although, you do have to get up close and personal with wherever this was applied to smell it. Either way, it's not a very unpleasant smell.

Three words can pretty much sum up our experience with this delaying spray: big, fail, boat.

First I sprayed some on his stomach, just in case it happened to be 'too numbing'. Rubbed it in, waited a while, poked him with my fingernails, felt just like it would had I not sprayed it at all. Next we sprayed this on his penis like it was intended to, using the correct amount of sprays as recommended by the bottle, rubbed it in, still nothing. He was just as sensitive as ever, if not a little more. Sprayed a few more sprays on there, still nothing. I've sprayed it on my own skin and all I get is a greasy residue; although, I did try it on my own vagina once and managed to get the most awkward sensations I think I've ever felt. I felt lots of tingles (the not so good kind) but the lips themselves still felt a little numb.

To wash this off I recommend a washcloth with some soap and warm water. It did the trick for us.

The packaging was the best part about this product. It just looked so cool, and made me, and him, really excited to try this out.

The bottle itself is a few inches tall with a spray pump on the top and a little cap to keep it from accidentally spraying when you don't want to. The top can also twist off if you need to get inside the bottle for whatever reason.

There's nothing discreet about this, except for the fact that it's small enough to tuck away in a drawer. The front tells you that it's a delaying spray and that you have 1.7 fluid ounces of it. Towards the one side there's their little speech, both in English and in German, and that contains the instructions as well. Although the instructions are a bit lacking, by only saying that 2-4 sprays are sufficient, but not telling you whether or not you need to rub it in, or whatever. Towards the other side you have the company information and the ingredients, which are: glycerin, alkohol denat, water, piroctone olamine, mentha arvensis leaf oil, eugenia caryophyllus flower oil, d-limonene, and eugenol. If you have any sensitivities to glycerin, avoid this product.

Should you ever actually finding yourself using this product, make sure to wash it off the penis before performing oral sex or having sex without a condom. Failure to do so may, in theory, result in a numb mouth or vagina.

Sigh. We really wanted to like this. Even after the fact that like, 12 sprays felt like it had put a significant dent in the amount of stuff left in the bottle. But the fact of the matter is, this just doesn't numb anything. If you like tingles in the vagina, it might be worth a shot, but they made me a bit nervous to be honest. All in all, an unfortunate product fail.