What Do You Mean You Can Still Feel Me?

If you're looking for a way to make your man last longer in the bedroom, or on his own, look somewhere else. This numbing spray doesn't induce any real numbing whatsoever.
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Pros
Doesn't smell too bad and the bottle looks cool
Cons
Doesn't do what's advertised and leaves a oily, greasy residue
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

The purpose behind a numbing product, be it a spray, cream, oil, or whatever, is in general to decrease the amount of sensations being felt, effectively making things last longer. It's very popular for men who have a harder time lasting the entire session, whether it be by themselves or with a partner, as well as for women with clits or nipples that are too sensitive for their liking.

Sprays in particular are very popular for their ease of use, however this one may leave you wanting.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This product is designed to be sprayed from a bottle, so its consistency is very close to that of water. However, when it is sprayed, it beads up much like an oil might. If you spray enough in one area, it will all start to run downhill until you rub it in to the skin. Once rubbed into the skin, it leaves both your hand and the area applied to with a very slick greasy feeling, almost like you've put too much lotion on. This feeling will go away within about half an hour generally.

Taste / Aroma

Since this product was designed to numb, neither my fiance or myself felt comfortable tasting it. As for the smell, well, neither of us can put our fingers on what it smells like. There's definitely a hint of almost a spicy mint; although, you do have to get up close and personal with wherever this was applied to smell it. Either way, it's not a very unpleasant smell.

Performance

Three words can pretty much sum up our experience with this delaying spray: big, fail, boat.

First I sprayed some on his stomach, just in case it happened to be 'too numbing'. Rubbed it in, waited a while, poked him with my fingernails, felt just like it would had I not sprayed it at all. Next we sprayed this on his penis like it was intended to, using the correct amount of sprays as recommended by the bottle, rubbed it in, still nothing. He was just as sensitive as ever, if not a little more. Sprayed a few more sprays on there, still nothing. I've sprayed it on my own skin and all I get is a greasy residue; although, I did try it on my own vagina once and managed to get the most awkward sensations I think I've ever felt. I felt lots of tingles (the not so good kind) but the lips themselves still felt a little numb.

To wash this off I recommend a washcloth with some soap and warm water. It did the trick for us.

Packaging

The packaging was the best part about this product. It just looked so cool, and made me, and him, really excited to try this out.

The bottle itself is a few inches tall with a spray pump on the top and a little cap to keep it from accidentally spraying when you don't want to. The top can also twist off if you need to get inside the bottle for whatever reason.

There's nothing discreet about this, except for the fact that it's small enough to tuck away in a drawer. The front tells you that it's a delaying spray and that you have 1.7 fluid ounces of it. Towards the one side there's their little speech, both in English and in German, and that contains the instructions as well. Although the instructions are a bit lacking, by only saying that 2-4 sprays are sufficient, but not telling you whether or not you need to rub it in, or whatever. Towards the other side you have the company information and the ingredients, which are: glycerin, alkohol denat, water, piroctone olamine, mentha arvensis leaf oil, eugenia caryophyllus flower oil, d-limonene, and eugenol. If you have any sensitivities to glycerin, avoid this product.

Personal comments

Should you ever actually finding yourself using this product, make sure to wash it off the penis before performing oral sex or having sex without a condom. Failure to do so may, in theory, result in a numb mouth or vagina.

Experience

Sigh. We really wanted to like this. Even after the fact that like, 12 sprays felt like it had put a significant dent in the amount of stuff left in the bottle. But the fact of the matter is, this just doesn't numb anything. If you like tingles in the vagina, it might be worth a shot, but they made me a bit nervous to be honest. All in all, an unfortunate product fail.
Follow-up commentary
We tried this once more, and still nothing. Straight to the trash with it for us. There are much better prolonging products out there, and since you'd have to use this with a condom anyway, I'd just use a condom designed for prolonging.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: seaofneptune
    That's sad that this didn't work as it was intended to. What a disappointment!
  • Contributor: ToyTimeTim
    What a Drag. Sorry it did not work for you.
  • Contributor: SexYnCute Couple
    Great review, I'll keep in mind not to get this spray
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Thanks everybody
  • Contributor: *Ashley*
    I'll be sure to stay clear from this one. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: TacoODoom
    that bites, have you tried bactine? the lidocaine in it makes things lightly numb, or the band-aid no-ouchie spray..
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    We haven't tried bactine. Normally if we want numbing we go for the numbing condoms. But this was the start to experimenting, lol
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Sorry this didn't work :-(
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Hopeless Romantic
    I know now we do not want to try this one. There are some other delaying sprays I have found on EF and they had pretty good reviews so we will probably try those 1st. Nice review!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Thanks
  • Contributor: Jenniae09
    Staying away, thank you!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Glad I could help, lol
  • Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Very good review Jul!a!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Thanks Viktor
  • Contributor: Valentinka
    We haven't tried this one, but numbing condoms never worked either. Men's JO lube from 2 to Tango pack has been the best so far!
    Nice review
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    I'm glad you were able to find something that worked!
  • Contributor: Love Perpetua
    Thanks for the review! Will definitely be skipping over this one.
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Good call!
  • Contributor: hithere;)
    Hmmmmm...
  • Contributor: glitterbombs
    Thanks for the honest review!
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