All Hail the Pillow Humper.

For all of you that have been a Macgyver, like me, and have spent several years holding up your dildos against pillows for support, while simultaneously having a clitoral vibration strategically located (or maybe I'm just weird, and I'm the only one that did that), look no further! This is will end all your frustrations and facilitate solo play in ways you never thought would happen in your wildest dreams. I highly recommend this for all those solo play Macgyvers out there. This is set is not just for you, it's designed for you!

The best I can describe the pillowcase's feel is a somewhat soft velvety cotton. I wouldn't recommend sleeping on it because it personally makes me itch if my body lingers on it overnight. After one night of sleeping on it, I could not stop itching my scalp. All I can say, it does what it needs to do, and that's to stick Velcro on it's surface. I personally like to use this as a discreet storage bag when I'm not using it in a pillow.

The red silicone dildo that comes with this set is the Sedeux Flare. It is a bit smaller than what I thought it would be, only 5'' in length, and 4" in circumference. I would say that I enjoy this dildo - It has a little bit of a curve and a nice bulb on the tip, giving you some stimulation on the g-spot area.

The Velcro hole is like a harness you can slap on the pillow, literally. The hole circumference measures at 1 1/2'', which gives you the option of switching out the Sedeux Flare for another one of your favorite dildos. The Velcro is extremely sturdy, so once you touch it against the pillowcase, it will stick.

The silver plastic bullet may be small, but it is certainly packed with tremendous power! The first time I tried turning it on in my hands, I was startled and shocked, but got over it shortly. Although, when I first turned that little sucker on, my excitement grew even more. The moment I placed in the vibrating bump and turned it on, forget about it. I was all over it. I will say that the bullet is extremely loud. As long as you are behind a closed door, you are fine.

The vibrating bump is made of the same fabric as the pillow case, and has the same sturdy velcro on the bottom. On the top of it, there is a long thin tunnel to slide a bullet into and two other pockets on both ends. The bullet does stay in place, I would say 95% of the time. However, the vibrations sent transmitted through the bullet are so intense, you don't notice it half the time.

Ladies, this is a great way to have a hands-free experience of ultimate pleasure. Want to have your partner give you double penetration? Just throw in another pillow and it's a hit! This pillow is your slave, you move it, fold it, stack it, lean it up against - and it will serve out all your wishes. You will be rightfully crowned, "The Ultimate Pillow-Humper."

The Velcro on this baby sticks like glue. I'm not kidding. Once you stick it on the pillow, you better believe it's on for the ride. Out of curiosity, I held the pillow upside down to see if it would still hold everything in place. I even got a little more crazy and threw it against the wall... I'm whole-hardheartedly convinced nothing is ever going to slide out of place.

I will say that there is an annoying part about this product, and that's the numerous times you will have to put it in the wash. It is no doubt that this will make you orgasm like you never thought you could, and with that, comes consequences. After every use, I make sure to throw all the cloth items in the wash.

The bullet, if dirty, just needs to be lightly dabbed with some isopropyl alcohol.

To clean the Sedeux Flare, I personally just wash with soap and wash and air-dry it. You can also boil it, if you prefer.