Great Concept-Poor Execution

I wish this kit did what I wanted it to do. I wanted it ever since I saw it online a couple of years ago. It had the potential to be awesome. Instead it was pretty much a complete fail in my book.
Published:
Pros
Very nice small dildo.
Cons
Pretty much everything but the dildo, and even that can be a con if you don't like small ones.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This product is meant for people who want something to hold a dildo still so they can use it hands free. It can be used as a set for both anal and vaginal play, and if it works correctly for you (it didn't for me) possibly double penetration. Some of the individual items in the kit can be used individually, such as the dildo, or the bump with the inserted bullet.

Design / Craftsmanship / Material

The pillow case is made of a microfiber material that is meant to work well with Velcro. It isn't a very comfortable fabric, but it isn't exactly for sleeping on anyway. It seems like a fairly cheap material but the pillow case is well made. It is plenty big enough to fit any size pillow. Personally I think it is too big. I have some standard pillows and some larger ones and it slipped around too much on all of them. This was one of the problems I had with this kit.

The next thing is the pad that holds the dildo. It has fabric on one side and Velcro covering the other. There is a hole in the middle that accommodates the dildo that comes with the kit. I had a couple of problems with this. First the dildo is just too narrow and small, so I wanted to use one of my larger ones. But I was very limited on which ones I could use. I finally settled on one of my dildos that has a diameter of 1 1/2 inches. It fit, barely. But then the base of my own dildo was too large and I was unable to get much of the Velcro from the pad to stick to the pillow case. So I settled for the dildo that came with the kit.

Next would be that dildo. It is well made. It is a Sedeux Flare, which is sold separately on Edenfantasys. It's 100% silicone, and really a very nice dildo, if you like smaller ones. It only has 5 insertable inches and a 1 1/4 inch diameter. This could work nicely for anal as well because it does have a base. And it can also be used in a harness. This is probably the best part of the whole deal and the only reason I'm giving it three stars instead of two.

Finally there is the Hump Bump. It is a piece of foam with fabric over it, Velcro on the bottom and a pocket with a standard bullet tucked in it. This didn't work very well for me. It kept moving away, and if I held on to it, I really couldn't feel the vibrations very well, or even get it to rub the "right way". The bullet itself is your standard, one speed, push button, watch battery bullet. Which in my opinion, is neither good nor bad.

Performance

Overall, this was pretty much a total fail as far as I'm concerned. I was not able to make it work the way it was supposed to. I can't say it absolutely won't work for anyone. But I won't go to that much trouble again with such a high potential for failure. It's just a mood killer.

The concept was great! And I really do wish it had worked, because I was really excited to get this. Had it worked, it would have been an answer to my prayers. I know...I have strange prayers.
Follow-up commentary
This entire set is sitting in my closet collecting dust. I really didn't care for it and probably will never use it again.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    thanks for the review !
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    thanx this was helpful
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