Hide your vibe zipper pillow - storage container by Sportsheets - review by Buttercup Green

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I am hereby demanding that I get my nap time!

The Hide your vibe zipper pillow is a great new marvel in the sex toy industry. It is perfect for anyone, whether you just bought your first toy or you have a closet full of them. This pillow is great for bringing your favorite toys around the world with you as you travel, or for simply having a nice storage space. I would recommend this to anyone. The Hide your vibe pillow would make an excellent gift. This pillow is definitely incognito.
Plush inside, Easy to care for, Comfortable to sleep on, Great for travel, Nosey roommate proof
Troublesome zipper, Some might want more of a variety of color choices
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Use: The Hide your vibe zipper pillow takes a neat little spin on storage ideas. This pillow unzips to find a plush and silky inside that is ready to hide any of your sexy secrets. Vibrators, dildos, lubes, condoms, a sexy book, or anal toys are just some of the things you can store in this pillow. It is small, firm enough to keep anything safe, and it is comfortable to sleep on. If you have a roommate or nosey siblings, like I do, you will love this pillow. It does a great job of being incognito. What more can you ask for?

Material/Texture: The outside is made of a black faux fur. This material is very low key and low maintenance, but it does attract some lint and pet hair. It is very velvety and soft. The inside is made of some white material that feels silky yet a little on the plastic side. It might be vinyl, but I am not sure. Any lint magnet toy that you might have will easily be safe in this white heaven.

Design/Shape/Size: Sportsheets had a creative streak when it came to this product. The inside has a designed space in the middle of all that white padding. This is where you slip in your toy, or toys, of choice. On the online pictures, it looks to have an even amount of padding on either side. However, it is much different in person. I unzipped my pillow, and was shocked to see a very uneven padded pillow. About half of the padding is on one side, and less than a fourth of padding is on the other side. The zipper is a little finicky, and is sometimes hard to unzip. The zipper, in my opinion, is very well hidden by fabric. It took me a couple of minutes to find it when I first got it. It feels like the zipper is sometimes snagging on the surrounding fabric that hides it from prying eyes. The pillow measures about 12" by 12", and is 7" thick. Some people might not like the fact that this pillow only comes in black. It would be nice to have choices, but I like the subtle black. It blends in very well for me.

Care/Maintenance: This pillow is so easy to take care of. The black faux fur acts like a pillowcase. I have washed it once. I simply washed it in cold water in the washing machine, and then air dried it. Faux fur and dryers do not mix well, so I don't recommend doing that. I have not had any problem with leaking lubes (knock on wood). If this happens, I suggest hand washing in warm water and mild soap. I would then let it air dry.

Packaging: This pillow came to me in a plastic bag. It is a pillow. How much packaging do you need? There was a tag attached to the corner of the pillow that states the name of the product, and said, "The second best place for your vibe." After I understood that the number one place for your vibe is your hole of choice, I thought this was very clever. I had a blonde moment. Give me a break! It had been a long day.
I was really scared that the uneven padding would show my toys through the pillow. I was very wrong. I tried glass toys first. I put it in the pillow, and then put my head on it. I tried both sides, and I could not feel a thing. All of my glass dildos have some kind of texture on them, whether that be nubs or swirls. I tried every glass toy I have (Rainbow Mega Nubby, Swirled Blue, Amazing Swirls, Amber Wave, and Sunrise's frosted head G-spot wonder), and I could not tell I had anything in there. I was simply amazed and happy. I then tried my more porous materials. I put my Pure Bendie 10 function vibrator in this pillow. Again, I was very surprised that I could not feel anything through the pillow. Nothing triggered the vibrations, and I had a very nice nap with my vibrator. I was relieved to find that it held two of my glass dildos and the Pure Bendie all at the same time. They were snug as a bug. The pillow became pretty heavy, but you could not tell that I was using that pillow for sex toy storage. I will be taking a lot of trips this summer with my in-laws, and you better believe that this pillow is coming with me. Until then, I had to find a new hiding space for my toys. I am living with my parents while my hubby leaves for the Navy, and my siblings are very nosey. My little brother and sister constantly go through my things. They have found, and broken, two of my toys. Needless to say, I really needed an inexpensive hiding spot. This pillow is simply amazing in my eyes. I love the simplicity of it, and I love that it does its job very well.
Follow-up commentary
I still really like this pillow. Now I just use it as a regular pillow as we have moved into a place of our own. It has held up perfectly. The zipper still works and everything. The fabric of the pillow is a pet hair magnet though. On trips back home to see family, I will be bringing this pillow along with me!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Hide your vibe zipper pillow tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Gag gift
    • Storage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • MamaDivine
    Thanks for the review!
  • x203
    thanks a lot!
  • CadmiumKitty
    nice review
  • Lari
    Thanks for the review... Really considering to buy it. All my hiding places have been discovered!
  • Nacht Stern
    Thank you for the informative review!
  • Cat E.
  • pussy licker
    Great review
  • Ziva
    This comment just sold me this pillow: "Any lint magnet toy that you might have will easily be safe in this white heaven."

    This comment made me laugh! :"I had a very nice nap with my vibrator"

    I can see it now. Get out kids! It is nap time!
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if you have a guy that is kind of shy how to bring him out more into the open 8
Just wondering about this pillow.. 9
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