Mary Poppins Bag

This makes an excellent tote bag or gift bag! It's super affordable, durable, and holds an unbelievable amount of toys in it. I have no qualms with this bag. For the price, I definitely got what I paid for and more. Now I have a place to store my goodies without them falling out of a dresser drawer. I can just shove anything in that bag and not have to worry about storage.
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Pros
Holds SO much!
Unbelievably affordable
Durable
Pretty
Cons
None
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
It seems everytime I turn around there is a package from EF at my door and I'm quickly running out of space! I tried stuffing my goodies in my dresser drawers but they just don't keep everything I need out of sight and out of mind. I stay in a pretty small place with no storage available. So having this bag is a total life saver. It holds so much stuff and fits easily in the back of my small closet. I don't have to worry about toys falling out everywhere or going missing behind stuff. It's securely tucked away in a bag that is seriously like a Mary Poppins bag. I mean, seriously, you wouldn't believe what you can fit in this bag.

The EdenFantasys tote is a top quality bag for an incredibly low price! I wasn't 100% sure of the quality before I ordered it but thought, hey what the hell I'll give it a try. I was very pleased when I opened my box and discovered how strong it is. It wasn't wrapped in anything, it came bare in the box, but was folded neatly. The tote is made of a shiny dyed-black material; I don't know exactly what it is made of. It's not cotton, it's something entirely different. But, it's very shiny and smooth with a bit of texture from the fabric. There's no lining or tag on the inside of the bag. It is a bit noisy, but not as noisy as a plastic grocery bag, about as noisy as a paperbag. I've read the reviews on the bag's size and wanted to see it for myself. It is a large tote. It holds so much!

Right now, I've got 8 vibrators in their original boxes (sized 7"L x 3"W x 1"H), 2 cock rings, and two 4oz bottles of lube in the tote and there is STILL plenty of room left! It's amazing how much it actually holds. The bag itself is 15"L x 15"W x 4" thick. The opening can expand to 15" thick if stuffed with odds and ends. The bottom doesn't sag as much as comparable totes; it keeps its shape pretty dang well.

The straps are sewn in pretty securely. I would prefer it to be double-sewn but they are still pretty durable as is. I imagine I would have to weigh the bag down a lot for one to snap. The bag is decorated on both sides. One side has 18 EdenFantasys symbols in alternating colors of hot pink and neon green followed by the website address. The other side has EdenFantasys in large print and Sexy & Smart in even larger print, followed by the Facebook/Twitter address for EF. It's in no way discreet and would not be appropriate for some situations. If you’re okay with the non-discreet emblems on the bag, this could be used outside of the home for grocery shopping or other uses. It should easily hold a jug of milk, but I wouldn’t try to test its boundaries. It is durable but everything has a limit.

The outside lining of the bag is waterproof so it’s easy to clean if something gets spilled on it. A wet cloth and a quick wipe down is all you need to clean it. I don’t think it is stain resistant and unfortunately since I don’t know what the fabric is made of I can’t provide instructions on how to remove stains. The inside is white and could also be wiped down with a wet cloth. Turn it inside out for a quick dry after cleaning. If a lube has leaked in the bag use the appropriate methods for cleaning depending on the type of lube; silicone, water, or oil. Water based lubes generally only require water for removal whereas lubes like oil or silicone would need soap and water. It’s a thin material so it shouldn’t take long at all to dry completely after cleaning.

Not only is this a good tote, it would also make an excellent gift bag for someone special. Especially since Valentine's Day is coming up pretty soon, this could be stuffed with so many goodies for that someone special and serve two purposes as a gift bag and a tote bag. I will be sad if this ever gets discontinued; I am definitely going to stock up on these totes!
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