Fetish Fantasy fantasy swing - swing discontinued by Pipedream - review by married with children

The fetish fantasy swing is designed for couples, man and woman, woman and woman, or man and man. (It can also be use solo for masturbation). The swing makes some sexual positions easier to do for long durations. It has 4 adjustable supports. It has a fully adjustable back support and body support, and 2 fully adjustable leg supports. The supports are all hung from a triangle bracket with locking D-ring type brackets. The supports are fully adjustable while you are in the swing, no needing to get out to shorten or lengthen to fit. Although I find it easier to adjust without the extra weight. (I can adjust the swing while my wife is in it, but she has a hard time adjusting it herself while seated in it.)

The swing comes with all needed hardware, assuming it will not hold more then 350 pounds. The included spring will not hold more then 350 pounds. The swing can be used without the spring to hold more weight, but then it will not bounce. The supports are fully padded where they come in contact with your body. The padding is pretty plush, not pillow plush but soft enough to be comfortable for long sessions. The straps are made of nylon and neoprene. The adjustment clips are made of plastic, but are very hard and sturdy.

The swing is supported from a eye bolt. Installation is pretty simple. Just screw the eye bolt into a support beam, door way, or any thing that will support the weight. You can also buy the support stand, if you do not want to screw a bolt into your ceiling or door frame. The swing is made very well. The welds are clean and strong. The powder coating is top notch. The fabric is thick and soft. The nylon straps have not shown any fraying. It is a quality swing that should last for along time.

The material is all black. So it should go with any decor.

This worked just as well as our other swing. The padding on the stirrups and supports for the back and butt are not as padded as on the pleasure swing; but they are close. Other then that, this swing is just a copy of the pleasure swing. It holds more weight, which could be a selling point for some of you.

We have used it for a number of sexual positions, kneeling cunnilingus, standing frontal entry, and standing doggy style. It has allowed us to extend our love making sessions. The best position would be the standing frontal entry. I can stand and swing her in and out without getting worn out, plus I get a hell of a view of all the action. Same as our pleasure swing.

There really wasn't any difference between our two swings. They both preformed equally well. They were both easy to adjust. They both held the weight with no problems. The both clean up the same.

This comes in a 19 inch by 6 1/2 inch by 3 1/2 inch box. The box is plastered with pictures of a couple modeling different positions while using the swing. It is not discreet in any way. You need to be careful with where you leave the box, if you are keeping it around for storage.

Other then the nude models on the outside of the box; there is a list of what is included inside the box, and a few sentences from pipedreams about what the swing could do for your sex life.

The inside of the box is another cardboard box with all the included parts. I could not take out the inner box with out destroying the outer box. I fought it for 10 minutes, trying to save the box for this review. I just could not do it. So even if I could use the box for storage, the box did not survive me opening and taking out the swing.

There are no cleaning instructions included in the box. The adjustable body, leg, and back supports will come off of the D-rings, making them easy to throw in the wash. I do not know how they would hold up in the washing machine, since my wife and I are not worried about sharing body fluids we just wipe it down with a baby wipe if it gets too dirty. For those of you who do not share body fluids, you would need to run them through a cycle in the washing machine.

Since the box was destroyed in the opening process, we can only store ours in the closet on a shelf. This does not really pose a problem, as it is hidden by the clothes hanging on the closet rods. Just make sure you have someplace to hid this, as you might have to answer a lot of questions if found by the wrong person.

For those of you who are not comfortable installing the eye bolt, or worried about it falling while you are sitting in it; don't worry too much. It is important to screw the bolt into a support member in your ceiling, door way, ect. There is a lot of wood in the walls, most of it is just to support the sheet rock. If the ceiling you are going to use has a finished floor above, then just find one of the 2 x 12 floor joist's and screw the bolt into the center ( make sure it is the center and not outside edge). You can do this with a stud finder from your local home improvement store. Floor joist are designed to support the floor above, so they can hold a additional 200 pounds easily.

If the ceiling you are going to use has a attic space above, you need to go and take a look at what size truss's they used. The ceiling joist are there mainly to support the sheet rock (of course there are many different ways to frame a house, so just look at the size of the wood) I would not use any support member smaller then a 2 x 6 to attach the eye bolt to.

I added a piece of 4 x 8 to span between 2 roof truss's. I did this for 2 reasons. One- to keep the movement of the roof truss's to a minimum. I did not want to fix any cracks in my sheet rock from the movement of the wood. And 2- I have a ceiling fan in my bedroom and need to be in a specific spot to be far enough away from the side walls and the ceiling fan. That space did not have a roof truss running above. I could have shifted over to where the truss is, but I am anal about where I want things in the house.
If you are going to put your swing in a door way, make sure that you hit enough wood with the eye bolt to hold your weight. The swing does not sit up too hight, but you do not need to fall a long distance to hurt your back.