Cherry Anal Jello
If you want lube, look else where. If you want Jello with a so called "cherry" flavor and would like to pig wrestle with a bottle, then look no further!
Longevity, Won't Run
Scent/Flavor, Bottle Design, Too Thick
The best use for this lube is for that creaky cabinet. No, I kid, I kid. Obviously the best use would be for anal sex. Once applied, the lube is great. It becomes very slick and lasts a while. At first, a few applications may be in order, but once you get your glide on, this product will last as long as you do. The design of the bottle is horrible. If you do need to add more after some time of play, good luck. Its a pop top, like shampoo, and combined with its thickness, you have to really shake to get the stuff out. Now imagine trying to do that with already lubed up hands! Its great for penis or toy play. Being water-based, this works with all types of materials, including silicone. As for oral play, I would suggest using another lube (or perhaps the unflavored version). The second I popped the top, the cherry scent took me back to those nasty cherry wax candies, yuck! The smell put me off so much, I didn't dare taste it.
After opening the top and squeezing some out, I thought they sent me Jello. This stuff is thick! Pouring could be a lot easier as once you're a quarter the way down, you gotta do the Jello wiggle dance to get this stuff moving. Because its so thick, it feels sticky but that feeling seems to go away the more you use. But on the plus side, once applied, its going no where, sticks right to you with no running mess.
I did not taste this product. The aroma is so strong, it put me off. Popping the top sends a rushing burst of "cherry." The moment it hit my nose, all I could think of was those fake, "please think I taste good" wax lips nobody wants during Halloween. Due to this, I refuse to even taste it, fearing I'd gag. At the end of the day, the scent/flavor is the worst part of the product, next to the bottle design.
Performance wise its a good product, it will last as long as you do, with little to no reapplication. After use, washing up is not required, although I do anyway. The product absorbs nicely with out leaving a sticky film but the smell will stick with you, unless you wash up. If you prefer to wash, warm water and soap is all that is needed. The lube shines in longevity but thats about it. The texture is too thick and the scent is a huge turn off. The bottle design is horrid, as mentioned above. The last thing you should be doing while in the moment, is fighting with your lube bottle, big mood killer!
Follow-up commentary 2 months after original review
After writing the original review, we decided to give it another try. Long trombone sound. We still don't like it. For some reason the smell bothered us even more now. Just a cherry and BO mixed funk. The bottle is beyound irratating. The more you use, the harder is to get more. It definitely works as a lube but it has too many little things that we hate, and we all know it's the little things in life the matter most!
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