Liquid sex classic - lubricant by Topco Sales - review by ~LaUr3n~

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Lasts Shorter than a Mento Candy

This lubricant doesn't hold up to other Liquid Sex products. It lasted about as long as a mento candy. It is sticky and way too thick. It can irritate and doesn't work for toys or sex. I wouldn't recommend this under any circumstances.
Non-stain formula, bottle has a good design, no smell or taste.
STICKY!, irritating, doesn't maintain smoothness.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I ran out of regular lubricant a while back and needed to replace it of course. There are so many choices on Eden and many don't have reviews. I wanted something not too expensive, but a good size. My favorite lubricant is Liquid Sex: Forever Silicone. I saw that they made a non-silicone variety and figured I'd be safe with that since I love the silicone one so much. I was SO wrong. This product will probably not work for anyone and there are no situations where I will ever want to use it again.
    • Not recommended for anyone

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

But just in case, you want to try this anyways...the ingredients for those with allergies:
-L-Arginine free
-Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Diazolidinyl Urea
BTW...does the last one mean there is pee in my lubricant? I sure hope not!

The texture of this lubricant at first feels average. It's smooth, but on the thicker side for water based lubricants. It is easy to pour and stays put, so it isn't that messy before you get started. It doesn't stay this way though...

Taste / Aroma

There is very little smell and just a taste of plain chap-stick. That's the best way I can describe it. It isn't advertised as having any fragrance or flavor.


This is the worst lubricant I have ever tried. Worse thanAstroglide if you'll believe it! I used it with a toy the first time I used it, the toy slid in nicely. But after that, it got sticky and thick and icky icky VERY quickly. I felt gross and the mood was ruined. It took forever to wash off also. One good thing is that it has a non-stain formula, so my sheets were fine.

I never wanted to use it again and was extremely dissociated in this Liquid Sex product! A few weeks later my boyfriend and I were fooling around at his place and this was the only lubricant available. It was horrible for sex too! So bad, that he couldn't finish because it stuck and ruined his rhythm and didn't make sex any more enjoyable in any way. This time, I got irritated by the lubricant and spent like an hour complaining that I was having a bit of rash like tingling and burning. NOT FUN!


The packaging is the best part of this lubricant. The bottle has a great, no slip design and it didn't leak like my other Forever Sex lube bottle. The front of the bottle has "LIQUID SEX" in large letters, so this isn't discreet. The bottle is a generous size for under ten bucks: 4 ounces. Too bad I won't be using any more of it.

Personal comments

I wonder if I got a bad batch, because of the other reviews on this product. No one seemed to have AS bad of an experience as me. I won't be wasting another $10 to try again though.
Follow-up commentary
I hate to throw anything away like this so I tried it a few more times. This does work a BIT better with glass toys, but not much. It might work the same with metal as well. I don't own any though so I could not test this theory. I have much better lubes for glass toys, so alas this did get ditched.
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  • Miss Cinnamon
    Worse than Astroglide? Say it ain't so! Did the rash-like burning/tingling go away after you washed off the lube?
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Nope, it lasted an hour. I of course washed it off right after. It was so gross!
  • VictoriaRose
    Wow talk about a real mood killer. Sorry you had such a bad experience.
  • Sammi
    This sounds awful! Not one I'm going to try
  • ~LaUr3n~
    No worries, you can't win them all!
  • Jenni Shelton
  • Andrey2052
    great review
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • xxxbluexxx
    thanks for the review!
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